Sorry bitches, you’re just going to have to hear us gush a little more about the TRESemmé Finale party. Suck it! When we told Alison we were from PRGay, she immediately said “Oh, you guys were talking about my boots!” Which of course, led to gushing about the fierceness of...
Surreality TelevisionOkay, let’s get one thing out of the way first. Tom left the Garnier Nutrisse on about 5 minutes too long and that was NOT meant to be a Laura Bennett tribute; got it? Honeys. What can we say? We’ll tell you what we can say because we must have said it about 30 times to each other... AND IT’S PEANUT FOR THE WIN!Congratulations to Jeffrey Sebelia for winning Project Runway Season 3! So, how about that one, hunh? DRAMA! SCANDAL! REDEMPTION! It was like a 19th century novel except with more sequins. Honestly? We saw this one coming and while Jeffrey’s vision is largely not to our tastes, he is... Distracting you with shiny things.Let’s all take a step back from sniping at each other in the comments and look at something pretty, mkay? We were looking for a specific picture for a recent post and stumbled across this pic of Camilla again. This picture is FABULOUS. Now that’s a model. She’s not wearing... Punky RoosterIt was great to see a slightly different side of Jeffrey last week. “Bad boy” is such a tiresome image, but “punk rock daddy” works just fine. Plus, we got a chance to see Tim’s yenta face. “What a shayna punim!” Melanie seems like a real sweetheart... Miami NiceWe’ve about had it with Uli. Do you all have any idea how hard it is to be bitchy about someone who’s so sweet? We wanted to see her and Tim get vasted! We thought her apartment would be nothing but ashtrays full of roaches and empty Captain Morgan bottles. Instead, it was... Realty TelevisionBURNING. REAL. ESTATE. ENVY. The very first thing the PRGayBoys said to each other when it became obvious that Laura was in the Final Four was “We’re going to get to see her place!” From that point on, this episode has been known not as “The Season Finale Part 1″... Hot Atlanta KnightsWe love when Tim visits the designers every year. It’s a great way to learn more about who each designer is and gain a better understanding of their aesthetic. Plus it’s just fun to see Tim totally out of his element. If we drew bunny ears and whiskers on him, he couldn’t be... Okay, here’s what we think.We’d rather just talk this out of our systems now so we don’t spend the rest of the week rehashing the same stuff. Is Jeffrey a cheater? Is Laura a bitch? Who knows? That episode had more edits than a George Michael video. The stench of manufactured drama wafted from our... Cheater, Cheater, Pumpkin-Eater!We’ll definitely have our thoughts on the cheating controversy later (once we’ve seen the episode a half-dozen times), but it’s obvious it’s what everyone wants to talk about, so have at it, fabulous reader. Is Laura just a jealous bitch? Is Jeffrey a lying cheater? Is... Wreunion WrapupLet’s wrap this tawdry little puppy up, shall we? Item 1: Who is this year’s winner of the Persimmon Princess Crown? “I am!” “Bitch, you KNOW I am.” Oooh, that’s a tough one. The Duchess could get it on longevity alone, but Kaynebow rallied at the... BACK OFF, BITCH!What does this brazen German hussy thinks she’s doing? She was practically ready to give Tim a lap dance. Look at the deathgrip she has on him. Classic stalker behavior. Don’t let your pet rabbit out of your sight, Tim! Look at the lust on that face. YOU’RE MARRIED, BITCH!... AK + JS = 4EVER!!!Oh, who cares what they actually said? Manufactured drama requires manufactured recapping, we say! “Have to remember to look sad here. This is totally going to get me the $10,000 check.” “Heidi, I’m smiling through my tears. My very tiny, hard-to-see... Bonnie reminds us all……why none of us can remember her. “I was like…!” “And then I was like …!” “And then I was like…! Hmmm. Okay, then! Thanks for checking in, Katherine. Bonnie! Right. We mean Bonnie, of... Nina: Pure Simplicity.What happened to La Niña? It’s just not like our girl to wear something so frumpy-looking. Did she pick up the wrong drycleaning or something? She looks like she’s going to a picnic. In 1964. She’s got the look of a woman just scanning the room, waiting for a chance to say... Bitch MommiesOh sure, this exchange appeared friendly to the naked eye, but the power of GayVision reveals what these two alpha females were really saying to each other. “Wow! You’re as big as a house!” “What are you talking about? You look like a dumpling wearing a wig.”... SMACK-O-RAMA!Clutch your pearls, ladies! We about fell out from the cornucopia of fashion bitchery on display last night. There’s a lot to choose from, but the cage match between the Fashion Valkyrie and the Skinny Weasel was definitely a highlight. Heidi looked about ready to throw down. ... Congratulations, Michael!We couldn’t have picked a better choice. No matter what happens at Bryant Park, Michael is definitely going places after this. It’s like Fashion Graduation Day! It’s cute how everyone looks so happy for him. Probably not accurate, but... Final Four, Final ThoughtsAs true afficionados of all things Project Runway, it’s interesting to note the patterns that seem to play out every season. When the number of designers get whittled down to the point that there are only two goals left: to make it to the final 4 and then to make it to the final 3, all... Mother JugsKudos to Mrs. Seal for finally wearing a couple of outfits that didn’t make us laugh. Last Wednesday may have been the first time all season that someone in our living room didn’t say “What the hell is she wearing?” She looked really cute in this little number. ... Checking in with ShatangiAOL’s Black Voices caught up with Zulema recently and got the inside dish as well as a look at her latest collection. “So was your experience with Reality TV real at all? Oh please, they changed my words… Oh my God, the only thing that happened that truly happened, I did... Break it down one time.Oh, for crying out loud. Bravo execs? A suggestion. Next season, have the first 3 challenges be “Design for a Hooker,” Design for a Stripper,” and “Design for a Porn Star.” Just let the designers get it out of their systems. “Nina, my story... LaurologyOkay, we admit it. When we saw where Laura was heading, we were underwhelmed. Granted, “wow the judges” is about as articulate a design challenge as “make something pretty,” but we were afraid that “doing what I do, better than I’ve ever done it,”... Peanut ProvocateurSorry, Jeffreyphiles. We hated this one. Y’know, it really says something about Jeffrey that when he thinks “Romantic, provocative,” he thinks of the St. Pauli Girl. It’s to his credit that he consistently makes the attempt to work outside his expectations. That... Okay, now we want jobs at ELLE.We have burning real estate envy when we look at Nina’s office. We especially love the fact that she apparently doesn’t feel the need to provide seating for anyone other than herself. She made a pregnant woman sit on an air conditioner. That’s a level of fabulous bitchery of... They should have wrestled for it.“I’m gonna pick…Nazri.” “Ha. I’m gonna kill you in your sleep, y’know.” “WHAT?! Ohmigod, are you kidding me? Look at me! Did you see how I worked the shit out of every frikkin art camp project I had to wear? That paper dress? I was FIERCE!... |