She tried, didn’t she? Wendy really seemed to think if she could just keep the focus off the overwhelming waves of hatred directed her way, she’d come out smelling like roses. “As Kara Saun, I feel it’s important not to sell my soul. Because if there’s one thing...

MRS. PAT. NIXON. And Austin continues with his ongoing salute to former First Ladies. One of the many reasons it’s a tragedy that he didn’t make it to the final 3 is that he almost definitely would have unveiled his “Jackie” for Bryant Park and kittens, the thought of...

Darlings, when it comes to the Pointless Celebrities arms race, America is and always has been the clear world leader. However, in recent years, we as a country have felt the slight sting of international competition as we gazed enviously over the Atlantic and beheld two of the most pointless...

Hey, this memory card-dumping is fun! We hardly have to write a word. When we got to Laura’s, we were so into the gay uncle bit, what with the oohing and aahing over little Finn, that we barely noticed our surroundings. “Hey, I thought for sure you guys would want pics of...

For once, we were in total agreement with Mario: What a hot bitch.   Tim darling, we marvel at how you make clothes look good. Tom can’t stand turtlenecks on men because he thinks they tend to desexualize them (Lorenzo isn’t quite so judgmental) but darling, somehow you make...

Clutch the pearls, girls! The drama was delicious in this one, wasn’t it? We kept switching sides in all the arguments because in the end, they all looked like a bunch of cranky toddlers past their nap times. Except Vanessa. She just looked loaded. Sure, she embarrassed herself, but...

“Wendy has cooties! Meet me behind the bleachers after 8th period!” That about sums up the level of conflict this week. The drama of FabricGate. You know what? We love Kara Saun but she really needed to get over herself here. Nancy O’Dell walks in wearing an orange top and...

Were the stylists getting high off hairspray cans this week? We’re of mixed opinions on this one. On the one hand the colors and fabrics are gorgeous. It also fits her beautifully but that’s no surprise because Kara Saun’s just that good and besides, she’s been working...

Out of everything that came down the runway this episode, this was our favorite, even if it wasn’t without problems. This is what people from Texas look like on Planet Gay. Before we get into the dress – not literally, kittens – can we just say that we hated Julia’s...

Ahhhh…the rage came back last night watching this, didn’t it? This is what muppet hookers look like from the back. There’s something weird about that bust. Somehow it manages to make Melissa’s boobs look small while simultaneously giving her the oh-so-classy...

Wendy, Wendy, Wendy. What are we gonna do with you?      The confusion on their faces is priceless. You just know they thought someone sent the model down the runway in the wrong outfit. It’s practically impossible to critique this outfit. Like sending a food critic to...

Apparently, in Scarlettland mail carriers look like blueberries. Or Paddington Bear. We suspect Scarlettland is a magical place with beautiful people. Oh, honey no. This was another instance of Austin being handed a challenge that was completely outside his milieu. Just not his thang. That...

Once again, a Project Runway designer is forced to walk the cold streets of New York, whorin’ for models. What’s up with that? Twice in one season, the model just doesn’t show up. For all the on-camera drama, was Jay really in any danger of being auf’d because his...

Ladies and Gentlemen, Project Runway presents a whodunnit. Our suspects. You’ll not find a shadier group of characters. The Mentor: Kind, stern, wise, hot. But is he hiding something? The Gay Clown: Sarcastic, biting, talented. Are his sharp words masking something? The Dumb Stud: Dumb....

We’re feeling uncharacteristically kind-hearted. To be honest, conceptually, this was actually a very good idea. It’s the execution that was piss-poor. We thought that the basic idea behind it was sound. It still looked like a uniform but with slightly more style and with comfort...

Morning, Poodles! We hope your Christmas was a gay old time. Us? We had a fabulous time even if the Bitch Who Stole Christmas almost ruined it for us. See this? This is what we thought we were serving for dessert. Now, we’ve made Baked Alaska before, but for some reason, in a fit of...

God, this was gorgeous. The judging was unusually good this week and we have to reiterate what Duchess Kors said: somehow, she managed to make a postal uniform look sexy while still looking like a postal uniform. While we think this outfit would look good on a variety of body types, we...

Okay, here’s a shocker: we didn’t hate this. We didn’t exactly love it, but it followed the dictates of the collection to the letter and you can tell she made the effort to make the piece look like the rest of the collection (as it was explained to her). Granted, it...

Did you ever watch a fish flapping around out of water or a turtle on its back trying to right itself? That was Austin this week. Poor thing. This challenge was not only not up his alley, it’s pretty much antithetical to his entire aesthetic. Austin doesn’t “do”...

Well, we guess it’s somewhat comforting to know that we’ll still have street urchins in 2055. We wonder if they’ll still have a tendency to break into song, the plucky little moptops. Seriously, what the fuck? This is hideous. Somewhere along the line, Robert must have...

This was the one where Wendy showed her true colors. After this, there was no one left to defend her or think the best of her. Poor Kevin. Yeah, he was a lousy team leader but he clearly didn’t want the position.   “Ha. Kevin. Sucks to be you, dude.” Although...

Jaysus was way too hard on himself. We loved this. The logo, the way he used the lace, the belt, the masterful skirt – it all looked like old done new, which, since that was pretty much exactly the idea behind the collection, made him a contender for the win as far as we’re...

We don’t get this one at all. In another collection, this look might have worked, except there’s so many problems with it that we’re stuck scratching our heads and trying to figure it out. The biggest mystery of course, is what the hell he was thinking producing such a...

And so, the reign of Empress Morgan the First came to a quiet and appropriately bizarre end.   That is pure concentrated evil coming out of those eyeballs. What some people don’t realize is that after she left the show, Morgan moved to the Swiss Alps and built a house out of...

Go, girl! This was gorgeous. Imaginative, well-thought-out, and believable. None of which is particularly surprising because Kara Saun is a costume designer. This kind of challenge is right up her alley. We absolutely love the use of the leather jacket to make the bodice. Less crazy about the...

Here is your next reality show. No need to thank us, just get it done. Meet AUSTIN! He’s a flamboyant wedding dress designer with his own quirky sense of style! Meet JAY! He’s a sarcastic, struggling fashion designer trying to launch his line in the cold hard world of New York!...