Yes, it’s Kiss Me, Kate! It’s like Shakespeare – with tap-dancing! This thing has enough plot for three or four of Shakespeare’s plays, so let’s get crackin’! Our story opens with Howard Keel as Fred Grahame, a vain, recently divorced musical star....

We will (of course) have PLENTY of things to say in the coming days, especially when it comes to ripping the collections, but we just wanted to hew to PRGay tradition by starting off with the requisite congrats. We know a lot of people don’t agree with Chloe’s win (Tim included,...

“Ma’am, can you tell us which one of these men stole your purse?” CONGRATULATIONS TAB!! You GO, scary girl! Hello word, here’s a song that we’re singin’ C’mon get happy! Some of the cuts on the men were SCARY-looking. Half of them came out looking...

“Hi guys! It’s so nice to see all your lovely faces again! Why don’t you come up here?” “You all look so happy and well-rested! All my little designers!” “Since you signed those contracts, we pretty much own your asses, so we’re gonna fuck with...

“Santino, this is stunning. I can’t even tell you.”   “Innovative. I’m thrilled. Good job, Chloe.”   “… I really love what you’ve done with your hair.” [Screencaps:...

GOD, we love this show. “Seriously, stop it with the hedge clippers, okay? You’re embarrassing the rest of us.” “Oh, looks like someone’s a little threatened by my innovation. Sorry Danna, you’ll have to come up with your own ingenious method.”...

Yes, it’s Funny Face! The fabulously glamorous musical that exposes the seamy underbelly of the world of fashion! Starring KAY THOMPSON and DOVIMA! Also starring the clothes of Hubert de Givenchy! With special guest appearances by Audrey Hepburn and Fred Astaire. Our movie opens with...

  Kittens! We figured it out! You may have noticed we’ve been a little sour and bored with the last couple of episodes and re-watching the first part of the finale last night, we realized why. It’s because the producers were desperately looking for a Wendy/Kara-type cagematch...

Oh kittens, maybe we’ve been watching Project Runway for too long, but the “homeward bound” portion of the finale was boring. Gasp! Did we just type that? Could it be that the PRGayBoys are … over it? Ha. Not on your life. Of course we love the show and considering...

That’s it. Blog over. There’s nothing more to write about. Our world has gone cold and gray. Oh Evangelin. Our little Italian Tammy Faye. Our Madonna of the Garden Shears. Our under-voweled, over-accessorized Mama of Drama. How can we go on without you? What will we write about?...

In scrutinizing Project Runway Season 2 at a level that just isn’t healthy, we realized something that surprised us: we don’t hate Santino. Not that we ever really did. It’s kind of hard to work up the necessary bile over a contestant in a reality show competition, but we...

These drama queens can’t even make phone calls without turning it into a soap opera. No “Hi! Just checking in. I miss you!” with this bunch. No, it has to be HIGH DRAMA 24/7. “Okay, calm down. I need you to focus. You should see a red wire and a blue wire.”...

“The thing was, I had a lousy model with a big ass who couldn’t walk if you drew a straight line on the runway and tied her to it.” “Let’s bring out Tarah and Rachael for some uncomfortable shifting in our seats!” “Oh. Shit.”  ...

What happens when a bunch of gay men reimagine Romeo and Juliet with skinny ties and outrageous accents? Why, they toss out the iambic pentameter and add in a lot of crotch bulges! Yes, kids, it’s West Side Story! Strap yourselves in! We’ve got a TON of YouTube clips, so...

DELICIOUS bitchery this week, darlings! Tyson and Tabatha, two Persian cats pissing and hissing and establishing their territories. LOVE. IT. Of course one of these fluffy little balls of bitchery is seriously out of his league. Someone needs to warn Tyson that the men who cross Tabatha tend...

She’s back, y’all! Back and better than ever! And really, REALLY drunk. But first: A Moment. With Tom & Lorenzo. Can we just take this time to say that we really HATE the reunion episodes? Oh sure, back before we became the internationally reknowned Bravo reality show bloggers...

GAY FRODO?!?! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! LACEY?!?! Oh. Well, the judges were clear last night: no kids at the grownups table. And TWO eliminations! Black is white! Up is down! Nothing makes sense anymore. We may need a couple days to recuperate from the drama. Actually, we loved the double...

Miss Daisy! Doll, we know you had a shitty time this week but HONEY? We LOVED it! Delicious tension as chatty bubbly hair stylist tries to be diplomatic with her bitch of a wig stand! “Okay, like, I know you really, really want to look like Christina Aguilera – and that’s...

Damn, girl. What happened to you this week? It’s not just that Chloe derailed this week, it’s that she was supremely, obliviously confident in the face of a really ugly, poorly made dress – and that’s not really like her. Tim was dead-on in his concerns about giving...

THEY’RE COMING! The showboat people are coming and they want to BURN YOUR RETINAS! Yes folks, it’s Show Boat! That technicolor ode to racism and good women marrying bad men. Also, Boy George’s favorite musical. There’s a LOT of plot (and sadly, no clips on YouTube), so...

It’s really saying something when this dress is actually a little more interesting design-wise than most of the rest of them. You couldn’t get much more basic than this (but god bless him, Danny V. managed); under normal circumstances, it probably wouldn’t even register, but...

Now Iman has the one thing her extensive wardrobe lacked: an off-the-rack prom dress. We’re sure she was overcome with gratitude but too fabulous to show it. All her life she’d dreamed of wrist corsages and papier-mache backdrops and now, finally, she’s one step closer to...

Sharpen your claws, kittens! It’s time to dissect the auf’ing heard ’round the world! Okay, let’s start off by pretending that this was a perfectly executed garment (Haha! I know, right?). We’d still consider it an ugly design – and one that isn’t...

Darlings, if there’s one thing we love more than bitchy reality show contestants, it’s bitchy reality show judges. None of these bitches even try to keep it off their faces and that is of course, delicious. Even better, they’ll openly talk shit right in front of the...

It would be really politically incorrect for us to make Asian hooker jokes, wouldn’t it? But kittens… CAN YOU BLAME US?! Yow. EVERYTHING was wrong on this. The color is too hard, the leather is too heavy and the skirt looks poorly executed. And there doesn’t appear to have...

Yes, it’s Sweet Charity, the mod musical about a dumb hooker and her dead-end life! Our story starts here, as Charity Hope Valentine, dressed as tackily as her name suggests, meets up with her fiance Charlie in Central Park. Now, you and I know that Charlie’s no good just by...