In scrutinizing Project Runway Season 2 at a level that just isn’t healthy, we realized something that surprised us: we don’t hate Santino. Not that we ever really did. It’s kind of hard to work up the necessary bile over a contestant in a reality show competition, but we...

These drama queens can’t even make phone calls without turning it into a soap opera. No “Hi! Just checking in. I miss you!” with this bunch. No, it has to be HIGH DRAMA 24/7. “Okay, calm down. I need you to focus. You should see a red wire and a blue wire.”...

“The thing was, I had a lousy model with a big ass who couldn’t walk if you drew a straight line on the runway and tied her to it.” “Let’s bring out Tarah and Rachael for some uncomfortable shifting in our seats!” “Oh. Shit.”  ...

What happens when a bunch of gay men reimagine Romeo and Juliet with skinny ties and outrageous accents? Why, they toss out the iambic pentameter and add in a lot of crotch bulges! Yes, kids, it’s West Side Story! Strap yourselves in! We’ve got a TON of YouTube clips, so...

DELICIOUS bitchery this week, darlings! Tyson and Tabatha, two Persian cats pissing and hissing and establishing their territories. LOVE. IT. Of course one of these fluffy little balls of bitchery is seriously out of his league. Someone needs to warn Tyson that the men who cross Tabatha tend...

She’s back, y’all! Back and better than ever! And really, REALLY drunk. But first: A Moment. With Tom & Lorenzo. Can we just take this time to say that we really HATE the reunion episodes? Oh sure, back before we became the internationally reknowned Bravo reality show bloggers...

GAY FRODO?!?! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! LACEY?!?! Oh. Well, the judges were clear last night: no kids at the grownups table. And TWO eliminations! Black is white! Up is down! Nothing makes sense anymore. We may need a couple days to recuperate from the drama. Actually, we loved the double...

Miss Daisy! Doll, we know you had a shitty time this week but HONEY? We LOVED it! Delicious tension as chatty bubbly hair stylist tries to be diplomatic with her bitch of a wig stand! “Okay, like, I know you really, really want to look like Christina Aguilera – and that’s...

Damn, girl. What happened to you this week? It’s not just that Chloe derailed this week, it’s that she was supremely, obliviously confident in the face of a really ugly, poorly made dress – and that’s not really like her. Tim was dead-on in his concerns about giving...

THEY’RE COMING! The showboat people are coming and they want to BURN YOUR RETINAS! Yes folks, it’s Show Boat! That technicolor ode to racism and good women marrying bad men. Also, Boy George’s favorite musical. There’s a LOT of plot (and sadly, no clips on YouTube), so...

It’s really saying something when this dress is actually a little more interesting design-wise than most of the rest of them. You couldn’t get much more basic than this (but god bless him, Danny V. managed); under normal circumstances, it probably wouldn’t even register, but...

Now Iman has the one thing her extensive wardrobe lacked: an off-the-rack prom dress. We’re sure she was overcome with gratitude but too fabulous to show it. All her life she’d dreamed of wrist corsages and papier-mache backdrops and now, finally, she’s one step closer to...

Sharpen your claws, kittens! It’s time to dissect the auf’ing heard ’round the world! Okay, let’s start off by pretending that this was a perfectly executed garment (Haha! I know, right?). We’d still consider it an ugly design – and one that isn’t...

Darlings, if there’s one thing we love more than bitchy reality show contestants, it’s bitchy reality show judges. None of these bitches even try to keep it off their faces and that is of course, delicious. Even better, they’ll openly talk shit right in front of the...

It would be really politically incorrect for us to make Asian hooker jokes, wouldn’t it? But kittens… CAN YOU BLAME US?! Yow. EVERYTHING was wrong on this. The color is too hard, the leather is too heavy and the skirt looks poorly executed. And there doesn’t appear to have...

Yes, it’s Sweet Charity, the mod musical about a dumb hooker and her dead-end life! Our story starts here, as Charity Hope Valentine, dressed as tackily as her name suggests, meets up with her fiance Charlie in Central Park. Now, you and I know that Charlie’s no good just by...

First, a little personal story about this episode. The night it aired, Lorenzo stomped off and vowed never to watch the show again. We were BOTH pissed off at what seemed to us a blatantly unfair auf’ing. We harrumphed our way through the rest of the season, but when season 3 rolled...

We had absolutely NO plans to write about this show and we weren’t even sure we were going to watch it. I mean, how much can you write about hairdressers? Good lord, were we wrong. We first started hearing the buzz about it through our little “Bravo grapevine” and to be...

You work that shit, girl! Honestly? There’s not much to say here. She totally deserved the win. It’s a testament to her skills that she had never done menswear before and yet she pulled it off perfectly. It’s classic, it’s stylish and it’s tailored to perfection....

Guess what, darlings? It’s time to grill another judge! The fabulous Jonathan Adler was kind enough to take time out from his busy schedule of pot-throwing, ping-pong, and sock-burning to submit himself to us (figuratively speaking). So, what surprised you about how the show developed?...

Thank god we’re in agreement on the next episode kittens, because – you guessed it – we do NOT agree on this dress. Lorenzo loves it and Tom thinks she looks like a salad-in-a-bag. Oh, alright. That’s a little harsh. It IS pretty. It’s just that the design is so...

Kittens, we were THRILLED to get a chance to interview Margaret Russell! Enjoy! Darling, we’re HUGE fans. It’s an honor to have you sit and get raked over the coals by us. Let’s start with you, you fabulous thing: You’ve been with ELLE DECOR since Day Two and in the...

Hey, even wood nymphs wanna get their freak on every now and then. Nick, we luvya, but this dress was a disaster. We think that, left to his own devices, Nick is capable of producing classic, flowy goddess gowns. It’s what he excels at. Unfortunately, when Nick is floundering in a...

O, what a beautiful morning to rip this glorious film to shreds! Darlings, it’s Oklahoma! Where the men are men, the women are manipulative, and the entire damn territory can’t seem to make up their minds about who they want to sleep with. Our film starts here, with babe-alicious...

Alright. Tom’s gonna have to backtrack here and agree with Lorenzo. This one should have won. And he’s not saying that because Lorenzo threatened to withhold sex from him. Really. There’s only one criticism: the proportions on that skirt are a little off. It looks,...

A damn shame. We can understand the judges’ reasoning behind the auf’ing, but it seemed to us that Andrae was finally getting the hang of this thing and realized it’s about expressing yourself through your designs and not by playing to the camera. This was actually a cute...