Holiday or no holiday, we’ve got dresses to rip, bitches! We admit, we felt a little sorry for Mean Girl when the fabulous Shannone dropped out on her unexpectedly. She was the best model in the bunch and it’s tough when you have to adjust your design mid-challenge for a body...

Darlings, let’s take a mo from ripping dresses and … well, rip some other dresses. Not that we would rip these because we think they’re beautiful. If you read the title then you know we’re talking about Leanne’s Fall/Winter 2008 collection, about which it is...

Darlings, Mommy and Daddy had to walk the streets to make a buck and we’re so very far behind on our postings! Will you still love us if we tell you all about the Shear Genius finale party? You will? Then gather ’round, kittens. Nekisa, Paulo, Meredith: you are DEAD to us for not...

“It’s all going to be worth it when we’re in Bryant Park, honey.” Say what you will about Korto being a little brittle sometimes, the girl has EXACTLY the correct attitude for this competition. And holy shit, ladies, but this was one STUNNING garment. We may have to...

So we’re thinking you want to hear the story behind this: Once upon a time, there was a vicious little queen named Lorenzo. Lorenzo obsessively checked any google alerts to see whatever his favorite Project Runway people were doing. One day, a message arrived that alerted little Lorenzo...

That Saturn guy was a little minty, wasn’t he? Anyone who can stand next to Tim Gunn and make him look like a big hulking slab o’ man is quite the little will o’ the wisp. Anyway. Kittens, we hear a lot of you bitch and moan whenever they do these “unconventional...

Alex has really outdone himself this time. Lorenzo’s gonna kill him the next time he sees him. Click each one to embiggen, bitches! [Illustrations: Alex...

Staggering toward the finish line. Let’s knock this shit out. Another diva choice we never would have predicted. Oh sure, some of the designers just didn’t have much in the way of the choices; we’re just a little shocked that on the whole, they all made such poor ones....

We kind of thought Leanne made a strange choice in Sharon Needles. Sharon comes off a lot harder-edged than Leanne’s “Judy Bernly in the 21st century” aesthetic. How were we supposed to know she’d pull out a “Judy Jetson in the 21st century” look? And do it...

Wow. If anyone had any complaints that “nothing happens” in this show, last night’s episode was a big ol’ “Oh YEAH?” from the writers. This season has been a slow burn (although no more so than last season) but they cranked it up to a rolling boil last...

So Lorenzo’s phone rings last week and he’s greeted with a voice and accent that could only be Cheroin’s. “This is Stella. Is this Tom or Lorenzo?” She is a DOLL and just called to tell us that we asked “really good questions” in the interview we sent...

To be honest, we were a little surprised that Kenley picked Farrah Moans (and we’re embarrassed to admit it took us half the episode to “get” her drag name) as her diva. Far be it for us to cast aspersions on a sister, but she wasn’t exactly the prettiest girl on the...

We had SUCH a blast doing this interview. It’s over 3,500 words long and it took almost 4 hours to transcribe it and yet, the actual interview only lasted about twenty minutes. The girl is rapid-fire when she talks and the jokes and asides come flying at you so quickly, she’s...

This post’s got a little surprise bonus at the end, so pay attention, poodles. “Since Suede has a head of ocean, he needs a Hedda Lettuce.” “Uh…okay.” Oh, kittens. She should have known she was in trouble right then. Honestly, he’s been getting on our...

Commenter jockbearwhupass (love the name!) directed us to some pics of Miss Merman from an online profile of hers. We have one thing to say…...

Darlings, there are several items on the agenda that require intense discussion before we get back to ripping dresses. Item 1: Barfalicious. No real reason for this except to give Alex another picture for his stalker wall. Just remember, Alex, she doesn’t want you to shoot the...

A judge wearing a judge: Brooke Shields attends V-Day’s V to the Tenth in New York wearing a little frock from the Catherine Malandrino Spring 2008 collection. It’s a pretty dress in a pretty color. We like it on her except it does make her waist look a little thick and her boobs...

“If I were a drag queen my name would be Neonlicious.” No it wouldn’t. It’d be Jackie Ass. “Blayne is really cute but he knows nothing. He only knows girlicious. What is that?” For all the bitching we, the viewers do about Blayne’s annoying...

Darlings, at the end of the show last night, we leapt out of our seats and uttered three words in unison. Loudly. “This. Is. BULLSHIT!” Of course, Tom, being the good little Irish Catholic boy, calmed down immediately, but Lorenzo, being the fiery, hot-headed latin, was awake for...

We’d about had it with him last night. We usually only reserve this sentiment for the real villains and assholes on the show but we kept saying throughout the episode “He needs to just GO.” Which is a shame, because it’s not like he’s a bad guy and we think...

Darlings, we have a confession to make. We want to fuck Varla Jean Merman. Is that so wrong? Look at him! Her! Him! We have spent the night coming to terms with our newfound attraction to drag queens and we’re happy to inform you that we’re okay with it. So long as they look like...

We don’t care if the season’s not half over. This: “I don’t know what he’s packing, balls or vajayjay, but he needs to work that out ’cause I ain’t got no babies, ain’t nobody sucking on my titties. So please, man up.” Is the best line of...

Not exactly the Dream Team, these two. Although despite the sturm und drang, we thought they turned out a pretty hot look. Not without its problems, mind you, but let’s talk about both the sturm and the drang first. Okay, yes. We can see Korto being annoyed with Joe. She gave him the...

Well, what did we learn last night? We learned that Peggy’s sister carries around a ton of resentment. We learned that Don and Betty think sitting around and getting wasted on a Sunday constitutes family time. We learned that Duck is pretty lousy at his job and Don is always right. And...

There were some mighty bizarre matchups this episode. Jerrell/Stella, Terri/Suede and these two. Unfortunately, Blayne and Leanne didn’t really get a lot of air time, which is a shame because we’re really curious about how they worked together. One thing’s for sure… It...

Darlings, since the show gave us a breather and for the first time in a month we don’t have to rip a dozen+ dresses, let’s all take a moment and reflect on the fabulosity that is Nina Garcia. No one, no matter how fabulous or tasteful, gets it right every time they step out of the...