Not exactly the Dream Team, these two. Although despite the sturm und drang, we thought they turned out a pretty hot look. Not without its problems, mind you, but let’s talk about both the sturm and the drang first. Okay, yes. We can see Korto being annoyed with Joe. She gave him the...

Well, what did we learn last night? We learned that Peggy’s sister carries around a ton of resentment. We learned that Don and Betty think sitting around and getting wasted on a Sunday constitutes family time. We learned that Duck is pretty lousy at his job and Don is always right. And...

There were some mighty bizarre matchups this episode. Jerrell/Stella, Terri/Suede and these two. Unfortunately, Blayne and Leanne didn’t really get a lot of air time, which is a shame because we’re really curious about how they worked together. One thing’s for sure… It...

Darlings, since the show gave us a breather and for the first time in a month we don’t have to rip a dozen+ dresses, let’s all take a moment and reflect on the fabulosity that is Nina Garcia. No one, no matter how fabulous or tasteful, gets it right every time they step out of the...

Could ANYONE have predicted that these two would not only comprise a dream team but that the general consensus would be that they were robbed of a win? Up is down! Black is white! We’d already started warming up to Stella, but who knew Jerrell was such a sweetie? It was really cute how...

This morning, we woke up, rolled over and said “Keith? Would you mind if we did a little interview?” He yawned, stretched, and said “Sure.” So we did.   First of all, how does is it feel to be the hottie-du-jour reality tv contestant? There is not one single gay...

Darlings, we’re usually of the opinion that children are best when they’re served over a bed of rice, but damn, if those little ragamuffins last night weren’t ten different kinds of adorable. Clearly, this one’s going to grow up and become a fruitfly. Congrats, Lady...

Aw, we’re really gonna miss her. She’s utterly adorable and we thought it was really sweet how torn up she was over having to pick between Stella and Daniel. But probably not as torn up as she was when she realized what a pain in the ass he is. Oh, kittens. There was some fighting...

Man, was that some out-of-left-field judging last night or what? We were surprised by both the winner AND the loser. Not that there’s anything wrong with this look (okay, maybe a couple things). But we’ll get to that in a minute. How about our Miss Brooke? She was a much better...

THREE more to go?! Let’s knock this shit out so we can all head to the bar. Kelli: We don’t even remember this one. Kelli says: “I love it. Maybe not 110% relevant to the Olympics but she looks fabulous.” Oh, honey. You’re making 3 points here and only one of...

Further introductions unnecessary. Click to make big, bitches! [Illustrations: Alex...

“I’m beginning to like get paler and paler, weaker and weaker, and probably by the end of the season I’ll be, like, frail.” Try as we might, we just can’t hate him. Oh, don’t look at us like that. We didn’t say we loved him, did we? Yeah, he’s...

It’s to his credit that Suede didn’t assume that the Olympics are a glittering cocktail party. Unfortunately, he somehow got it into his head that the Olympics are a cheerleading competition. From a strict design perspective, it’s an inoffensive little frock, but we’ve...

There. How’s that for a post title? Darlings, believe it or not, there are things that catch our eye on television that not only don’t appear on the Bravo network, but also aren’t reality television competitions. Foremost among them is AMC’s brilliant Mad Men. We have...

My goodness, kittens! We still have a shit ton of dresses to rip!  Let’s start with the one you all keep bringing up: While this look had a lot going for it, we’re afraid we can’t completely commit ourselves to getting on the TerriLove Train. It was certainly one of the...

Darlings, since it’s appropriate to the last challenge, and since you bitches just won’t shut up about them, here are Ralph Lauren’s designs for the Olympic ceremonies: We’re not sure why so many people have been slamming these. They look fine to us, for what they are....

Paulo lets one rip! From Paulo’s MySpace Page: “This was by far the most stupid, degrading, idiotic, sensationalized, assenine challenge ever. Yes the shotcut challenge was fun. It made me step outside the conventional box and use products that we normally wouldn’t think of...

Oh, Joe. You fill us with mixed emotions this week. On the one hand, we could feel your utter joy upon finding out the challenge and we were pulling for you to get a little recognition and felt your frustration as you got passed over for the win. On the other hand, it looks like you put so...

Oh, how DELICIOUS that Kelly Garrett took the whole challenge last week so personally!   “*sigh* As you know, I was disappointed with the Charlie’s Angels challenge.” “Because of your base lack of consideration of the magnitude of that challenge, the Allure Wall...

Really, Jennifer? Really? Although we do love the unintentional comedy of her little “USA,” as if just writing it will somehow transform Charlotte York here into Mary Lou Retton. We’re sorry, but this, like so many other entries, was just laughable. The entire episode last...

Kittens, is there anything more entertaining than a model with attitude? “Models, this is a competition for you too.” “Look, this is cute and all, but come on. Seriously?” “Shh. The model paired with the winning designer will get a fashion spread in Marie Cl- I...

Why is everyone bitching about this episode so much in T Lounge? We thought it was fun. The designers have all unsheathed their claws and that’s always a good thing. Plus, UNBELIEVABLY bitchy judges, LAUGHABLY bad clothes, and straight men having hissy fits. Darlings, must we once again...

Strap yourselves in, bitches. We’re in the homestretch!   Korto’s initial good impression is rapidly fading with each challenge. While this week’s entry was better than last week’s, it’s still a fairly poor attempt. Look, jumpsuits are making a comeback...

Let’s tear though some dresses, bitches! First up: Kelli. Lorenzo HATED this look; Tom didn’t. The end. Next! Oh, alright. Let’s just dispense with the idea that she really nailed her inspiration. She took a picture of something black and silver and made a black outfit with...

Once again, Joe skates in under the radar. It’s too early to tell if this is an actual strategy on his part, but for the most part, he makes decent, reliable clothing. Not good enough to be noticed and not bad enough to be, well, noticed. And once again, we’re looking at something...

Chicken alert. Bravo’s certainly packing the show with man meat this year, aren’t they? We can’t say we disapprove. This dress got a lot of compliments among the viewership, it seems. We are forced once again to ask if we were all watching the same show. It’s not that...