Oh good lord. There’s something about middle age that makes it near-impossible to shake off the urge to scream “YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING! GOD!” at young people as you pass them by. Most of the time, we manage to keep such impulses under control. That...

Finally! This show gave us a little reality show meat to sink our teeth into! Darlings, if we’d had to sit through another episode of “mehs” we were going to shoot ourselves and nobody wants that. Say what you will about the superior charms of Project Runway, we obviously...

Can we reiterate that we just don’t get where she’s coming from when she calls her designs “underground?” Y’know, it’s not the worst thing we’ve seen on that runway. It’s arguably not even the worst thing seen on the runway last night. In the...

Well, we’ve had three challenges so far and we feel we’re ready to make an assessment. Ready? Here it is. This group of designers isn’t as polished and lack the precision of last season’s. Which isn’t to say they’re not talented or creative. They are. In...

Darlings, once again our very own Alex took time off from running the best damn comic shop in Brooklyn to scribble his impressions so far. Kelli and Kenley vaguely unsettle Tim, while Wesley says what you know they’re all...

Debra Messing in a Diane von Furstenberg dress at the NBC Universal 2008 Press Tour All-Star Party. A “good on paper” dress, because unfortunately, we don’t think it’s quite working for Grace Adler here. There’s something about that color. Tom, being...

We’re praying for a triple elimination tonight because we’re just too exhausted having to rip so many dresses for you bloodthirsty attack poodles. And Joe, you’re going to need to have a crying fit or a fight with the judges or make a vow to destroy one of your competitors...

Darlings, we neither like nor dislike anything from last week’s episode. These bitches have got to step it up and stop playing it so safe.   Enh. Whatever. It’s certainly an improvement over her previous look, but just barely. And “just barely” seems to be...

Darlings, before we continue with our witty and insightful critiques, we must take a mo to tell you that, thanks to the good graces of the fine folks at ProjectRunway.com, we are receiving high quality, highly detailed pics of each dress from each episode. As we get them (and when we have the...

Daniel, honey. Seriously. Do some deep breathing, talk to your doctor to see if Xanax is right for you, buy some crystals, masturbate – whatever. Just calm down. Because honey, even your dress looks nervous. It looks fussed over and disheveled and unsure of itself; like she’s...

If Keith were a fashion doll, he’d come with a whole trunk of accessories. There’s the nipple jewelry, the earrings, the bandanna (avec rat tail), the baseball hat, and the various glasses. He comes off all butch, but the only things separating him from your average Barbie are the...

Darlings, is there anything more entertaining than a model being unexpectedly forced to do something besides walk and pose? We say no. Now, we’ve met enough models in our time to know that the myth that they’re all vapid, self-absorbed and none-too-bright is just that, a myth....

Is anyone else falling a little in love with her? She seems so sweet and fun to be around. We’ll be disappointed if she turns out to be a bitch. Then again, the sweet ones make the most entertaining bitches. And What is UP with her stuff consistently getting ignored by the judges? This...

Ladies, we’re only two episodes in and one of the most-discussed topics revolves around Wesley Nault’s wardrobe. Before we turn out the light at his work table, let’s take one last look at The Look Everyone’s Talking About.* Oh, and P.S.: Those aren’t Crocs...

Let’s take a breather from S5 madness and check in with one of our favorites from S4. Jillian Lewis is unveiling her Fall 2008 collection. Here’s what she had to say to us about it: “Both my runway collection (from the show) and my current ready to wear collection were...

Let’s face it, kittens. This should’ve won. Once again, the judges are letting their crack dependencies make decisions for them. Honestly? We don’t have much to say here. It was a really pretty dress and, unlike the other contenders, it was executed near flawlessly. We say...

Eye candy this week, bitches! Too bad we’re not really into surfer dudes. Although there was one… Hello blondie. We’re going to have to ask you to turn around and show us your ass. Thank you! Fun episode this week, but what is up with the constant unintelligible accents on...

“Suede decided to cut out all these strips. Suede loves that. It is going to be a long night for Suede. Suede is a bisexual Sagittarius and loves long walks on the beach and really loves to work with small pieces of fabric. Suede is really sad.” Once again, there’s one...

Noooooo!!!! Not our little Wesley! Darlings, we were so shocked we almost forgot to put his underwear shot up! There. It’s cute how he even wears his underwear high. Look at his little vest! ADORABLE. The dress? DEPLORABLE. Don’t hate us, kittens but we agreed with the judges on...

Princess Puffysleeves unveiled his collection for Blue Fly today and it’s very Christian. We’re not supercrazy about the metallic silk pieces, but the rest of it’s nice. The only “issue,” if you can call it that, is the price point. It’s a little high for...

Home stretch, bitches!    Jennifer describes her style thusly: ” Holly Golightly goes to Salvador Dali exhibit.” Makes a good soundbite but we don’t see it. The clothes are nice, though. A little too precious, but nice. Model: Topacio A little too precious, but...

We haven’t forgotten our little red-headed stepchild, poodles. We promise to wrap up the final D&D this week. Onward to shitty hair and the bitchy stylists who make it happen! Why, Nekisa. You naughty little dyketease, you. You wouldn’t be flirting with another contestant just...

Shitfire, there’s a ton of dresses! Let’s MOVE IT!   “I’m the silent fashion assassin.” Honey. Parading around the Ren Faire in your homemade Arwen costume doesn’t make you badass. Let’s look at your portfolio, shall we? A little too cute and a...

So we get an email from our good friend Alex that simply said “It has begun! Can I do a strip for you?” And lo, there was much rejoicing in the T Lo household. In this installment, Alex lets his filthy straight boy tendencies get the better of him. It’s disgusting the way he...

My goodness, kittens! There are SO MANY DRESSES! Stick with us, we’re gonna get to them all.   Terri’s sweet, isn’t she? Lorenzo thinks she looks like Donna Summer, but that’s probably just the gay in him – and we don’t mean Tom.   The looks in...

Let’s knock a couple dresses out over the weekend, shall we? “What I do now is design one-of-a-kind custom pieces for a VERY selected group of people…from celebrities to Saudi royalty.” Y’know, it wouldn’t be PR without some self-puffing smack talk, but...