We’ve got work to do, ladies, so roll up your sleeves and hoist up your tits and let’s get bitchy: January Jones in Versace Spring 2009   Kudos to her for finally bringing it because Miss Jones has made some very unfortunate red carpet decisions in the past. We suspect that...

Yes, that’s right: “Part 1.” So get your bitchpants on, ladies! Heidi Klum wearing a vintage James Galanos pouf dress from Decades Inc. with Christian Louboutin sandals. Feh. We don’t love. We get what she’s going for but the dress isn’t as interesting as...

Oh, look. Little PR fairies came in the night and built a press release. What does it say? “Bravo’s creative competition series “Make Me A Supermodel” returns for season two with supermodel Tyson Beckford returning as the show’s host and mentor to the male...

Let’s face it, the Starter Wife always gives us something to talk about. Here she is at the 35th Annual People’s Choice Awards last night wearing Donna Karan. Her gays need a brisk shaking and a good talkin-to because lately, the girl is walking around town in some very drab...

Hey, remember this? Well good ol’ Jeffrey was ahead of the curve on this trend. He didn’t invent it and it’s not exactly new, but lately, we’re seeing more and more exposed zippers on the runway. From the functional: Narciso Rodriguez To the purely decorative (LOVE...

Darlings, when it comes to our television viewing habits, they are, to say the least, eclectic. If the major television networks all went dark tomorrow, we’d barely notice it. Not only do we not watch most mainstream network television, we tend to recoil from its...

Leave it to the fashion industry to decide that there aren’t enough seasons in the year. Last month, Roberto Cavalli showed his pre-Fall collection and Style was on the scene: “He divided his wide-ranging pre-fall collection into a series of nature-inspired prints in recurring...

Let’s start off the New Year in the best way we know: by being really, really judgmental. Here’s Posh at a dinner party in Dubai wearing a Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2009 dress with YSL heels: Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2009 Collection Model: Georgina Stojilkovic It’s...

Looks like Grace Adler has a new favorite designer. Here she is at the Avakian Beverly Hills Boutique Celebration in Beverly Hills, California in a Black Halo Ruffle Sleeve Dress. Love it. The color looks great on her and it fits and flatters her. The hair and makeup are good but the shoes...

“I would like to thank the employees of Crunch gym for providing my finale venue of choice. Even though I tripped and fell in front of half the gym when they showed my interview with Robbie, watching myself on the big screen while burning a few calories on the treadmill was a nice way...

What a yawner of a finale that was. It seems strange to even use the word “finale,” which connotes something more grandiose than this whimper of an ending. Apparently, Elle is staffed almost entirely by brittle women with bad hair who can’t walk in heels. This one had all...

Darlings, the bitchery comes to an end tonight as one of these bitches gets rewarded with a low-paying job and enough H&M clothes to choke a college student. Strangely, that doesn’t make it feel like the stakes are very high. So which bitch is it gonna be? You tell us: Gay Bitch,...

Congrats to Megan for winning the assistant challenge. She’s definitely the one to beat for the big prize. For all her week-to-week bitchery (which, admittedly, has been toned down in recent weeks), she’s the only one who consistently shows that she knows what she’s doing....

“Last night I watched the show with an eagerness to accept the consequences and move on from the experience. That was until the botched editing job distorted the chain of events.” “Meeting Zac Posen was one of my Top 10 things to do before I die.” “I have very...

Darlings, we’ve had a tough time keeping this one under wraps but in the latest issue of Metrosource magazine, we got the chance to interview our current girl crush, Christina Hendricks, the fabulous Joan Holloway of Mad Men. See, the theme of the issue is “People We Love”...

Catherine Malandrino has just put out a book (entitled, appropriately enough, “Catherine Malandrino“) celebrating her 10th anniversary in the fashion world. The book includes personal photos, ad campaigns, and sketches by the designer herself. Chic Report chatted with her at her...

Nina Garcia attends The Winter Wonderland Ball hosted by the NY Botanical Garden and Chanel Fine Jewelry in the Bronx, New York wearing vintage Chanel. And looking fabulous. The only thing that seems a little off is the purse. Otherwise, she’s perfect. This is how it’s done,...

Well, it’s always nice to see the show veer unexpectedly towards the actual fashion world. Not that this was the most realistic challenge – editorial assistants, after all, aren’t in the habit of mounting fashion shows all by themselves – but it did really put the...

Nora Caliguri’s Larsen Gray line is now on sale at shopbop. The clothes are cute and classic and very feminine. T Lo-approved. Just thought you should know! [Photos: Courtesy of...

Y’all, Ashlie has a question. She’s asking, how will she know if he really loves her? Because apparently, she says a prayer with every heartbeat. She even falls in love whenever they meet. She’s asking you because you know about these things. “Making a model happy...

Darlings, here we are again!   JANET LEIGH IS DEAD. But it was close, darlings. So close, we were forced to do a recount by law. The results, however, couldn’t be disputed. No matter how much people argued for her iconic death scene in Psycho, Leigh couldn’t rally in the end...

Debra Messing attends the Los Angeles premiere of “Nothing Like The Holidays” held at the Grauman’s Chinese Theater in Hollywood, California, dressed as a gift bag. Donna Karan Resort 2009 Collection Model: Barbara Berger Bleh. Hate the color, hate the silhouette. Nothing...

Rachel Zoe and Brad Goreski attend The Cracked Xmas Fundraiser for The Trevor Project held at The Wiltern Theater in Los Angeles, California. Brad looks adorable, as per usual. But Rachel…Jesus Christ. Honey, please. Incidentally, her show The Rachel Zoe Project was picked up for a...

Heidi Klum attends the grand opening celebration for the new Victoria’s Secret Lexington Avenue flagship store in New York City. Oh, Heidi. Heidi, Heidi, Heidi. You’re going to make us say that thing again. That thing that makes us sound like prissy old queens and pisses off some...

Darlings, you’ve asked and here it is. Victoria Beckham sporting her own collection around the globe. According to press reports, “Selfridges, which bought 58 of the dresses, has exclusive selling rights until next month, when dresses go on sale in Harrods, as well as Bergdorf...

Dear Miss Banks, Miss Slowey, and Miss Zee, When monkeys fly out our butts and this show gets picked up for a second season, we urge you to consider the following: people don’t want to watch assistants slogging their way through humiliating tasks like fixing your breakfast or kissing...