Number 10 Season 2 – Episode 2: “Clothes Off Your Back” Designer: Zulema Griffin Many of the looks in this list are here because the designer either had a momentary brain fart or they don’t work well in reality television or maybe because they’re just not a very...

Kittens, we’re on the mend, but until we’re back to full bitchy capabilities, here’s some fabulous eye candy for you. To celebrate London Fashion Week, Tilda Swinton is featured in AnOther Magazine wearing dresses made by British designers depicting the future of British...

Mena Suvari attends USA Network’s “American Character: A Photographic Journey” launch event at the Stephan Weiss Studio in New York City wearing Christian Siriano.     Christian Siriano Fall 2009 Collection  [Photos:...

Darlings, we are sick as dogs, but we’re discreetly slipping out of our sick pants to momentarily put on our bitchpants. We do it for the love. Number 15 Season 1 – Episode 5: “Model Clients” Designer: Austin Scarlett The irony of this story (the twist, if you will),...

  Darlings, something TERRIBLE has happened! We’re taking this show SERIOUSLY! Those little bitches. What started out as a fun satire of reality TV competitions has now reached the point where we’re freaking invested in the drama. No longer can we sit back and watch the show...

Sarah Jessica Parker attends the School of American Ballet’s winter ball at Lincoln Center in New York City. L’Wren Scott Fall 2009 Collection Model: Viviane Orth Hi! Did you hear I’m making another Sex and the City movie? Sex and the City! Where I play lovable style icon...

Posh recently showed off her latest collection of looks, which might as well been called “The Inside of My Closet.” Style.com was there: “The fits-like-a-glove sheath made a reappearance, this time in soft gray cashmere with little cap sleeves. New to the mix were short day...

Balenciaga, Kenley’s favorite fashion house, presented its Fall 2009 collection this week. Instead of the sci-fi-inspired looks we’ve seen before, Nicolas Ghesquiere presented a softer and more feminine look inspired by the sari draping of India. The most talked-about part of his...

Since we just named a look from Jay’s Season One Finale collection as the all-time winner, we thought you’d all enjoy these backstage pics from the Season One finale show. [Photos:...

Number 1: Jay McCarroll Of course no one is surprised that our Number One is from Jay’s collection but maybe some are are surprised that THIS is the look we chose. To be honest, we bickered quite a bit over which look deserved the slot and Lorenzo finally convinced Tom that this...

It’s Sunday morning, so let’s talk shoes! Grab a cup. At Olivier Theyskens’ recent show for Nina Ricci, the talk was less about the clothes and more about the shoes. Here’s why:   No, your eyes aren’t deceiving you. Those heels are dangling several inches...

Let’s make this quick. We both love: The dress (by Michael Kors) The cardigan (because she finally found one that flatters her – by Dear Cashmere) The makeup (because she looks fabulous) We’re split on: The belt (by Sonia Rykiel). Lorenzo hates it; Tom thinks it’s...

We’ll be honest. At first, we thought this might have been a shark-jumping moment for the show. Our thinking was “Really, producers? You’re going to point out that a bunch of sissyboys can’t throw a punch? That they’re intimidated by a bunch of tough...

Number 4: Leanne Marshall This breathtaking and unique wedding gown was so stunning that it may just have been the look that made the judges’ decision for them. With its body-hugging bodice and tiered, petal-pleated skirt, this dress moved like a dream in person and stunned the crowd...

It’s back, bitches! Time to get really judgmental. Are you with us? Gotta say, Tyson just gets better with age. And we like the new development that he and Nicole, his fabulous new co-host, are not acting as judges anymore. Speaking of which, Nicole’s a huge improvement over Nikki...

Glamour Magazine just published a salute to female American icons with the help of young starlets. It’s fun, even if we don’t always agree with the starlets chosen. Hayden Panettiere as Amelia Earhart “She proved that anything is possible. If you want to fly a plane, fly a plane…....

What a fantastic episode last night, one of our favorites of the season, despite (or maybe because of) the lack of shocking revelations. Not that there weren’t some juicy tidbits to be had. For instance: ♦ Sawyer and Juliet! Wooo! Ever since the shirtless Sawyer washed up on the beach...

Number 7: Daniel Vosovic When we were coming up with this list, Tom brought this look up. Lorenzo said, “Really?” Top Ten?” Tom brought up the pictures to prove his point and as soon as Lorenzo looked at them, he said, “Oh God, that’s gorgeous. Definitely Top...

Darlings, the stars came out of their holes for Milan fashion week. Let’s judge them, shall we? Scarlett Johansson attends the Extreme Beauty In Vogue party at the Palazzina della Ragione during Fall/Winter 2009 in Milan, Italy wearing Dolce & Gabbana She’s the current face of...

Jordan 21 Hometown: San Antonio, Texas. Resides Tucson, Ariz.    Jordan is here to prove that brains do exist along with beauty. A science major living in Tucson, Jordan plans to study either Astronomy or Computer Science at the University of Arizona. Jordan is signed with FORD...

Oh, kittens. Of all the interviews we’ve done (not that we’re Barbara Walters or anything), our interview with Miss Ru was by far the most enjoyable, the easiest, and the one where we laughed the most. She’s as sweet as a cane-sugar Coke and funny and incisive and warm....

Darlings, this list couldn’t have been any easier to put together. We didn’t even have to review the collections to come up with our picks. Within about 5 minutes, we had come up with 10+ looks and then it took another 5 minutes to put them in order. Before anyone asks, we will...

Malin Akerman attends the premiere of “Watchmen” held at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California wearing one of Rami Kashou’s finale collection dresses. This is a gorgeous dress and it fits her pretty well (is it bunching up under her boobs?). Our only real...

  style.com has the goods: “This season it’s highlighter yellow and pink—somewhat challenging shades, but certainly timely—in stretch knit dresses with graphic cutouts or in silk overlaid with black lace. Even more unexpected were the black and white camouflage pieces...

Darlings, you confuse us. We gave up attempting to predict the outcomes of these little matchups long ago, but we were still a little surprised at how the last one shook out. You see…   JEAN SIMMONS IS DEAD. Now, don’t get us wrong. It doesn’t surprise us that she lost;...

  Tilda Swinton attends the Cesar Film Awards 2009 at the Theatre du Chatelet in Paris, France in Christian Lacroix couture. Christian Lacroix Spring 2009 Couture Model: Elsa Sylvan No one’s going to agree with us on this, but IN IN IN! Seriously, we absolutely love this dress on...