Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Our hearts went out to Angel when they picked this fugly thing for her. In fact, her reaction to it mirrored our own. Of course, our sympathy only went so far because SHE WAS IN BERGDORF’S SHOE DEPARTMENT AND COULDN’T PICK OUT A SHOE. HELLO?...

It’s PissyFest ’09, bitches! “Frankly Andrew, your dress bored me on a cellular level. You would eat better if you thought outside the box.” “And as a shoe person, I kindly disagree with you. I think Andrew eats just fine. Don’t you, Andrew?”...

Our hearts went out to Angel when they picked this fugly thing for her. In fact, her reaction to it mirrored our own. Of course, our sympathy only went so far because SHE WAS IN BERGDORF’S SHOE DEPARTMENT AND COULDN’T PICK OUT A SHOE. HELLO? Still whatever doubts we had evaporated...

Darlings, we have tons to do today and the coffee’s not working as well as it should be, so let’s start the week off with an easy one. Kristin Davis attends the “Chocolat au Vin” benefit for St. Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital at Capitale in New York...

It’s PissyFest ’09, bitches! “Frankly Andrew, your dress bored me on a cellular level. You would eat better if you thought outside the box.” “And as a shoe person, I kindly disagree with you. I think Andrew eats just fine. Don’t you, Andrew?”...

Darlings, it’s shoe week! See? This is why we were always behind the idea of a mini-challenge – because creating a new print for Olsenhaus vegan shoes is exactly the kind of fun concept that works for it. And it was fine for once if the results were less than perfectly executed....

Darlings, it’s shoe week! See? This is why we were always behind the idea of a mini-challenge – because creating a new print for Olsenhaus vegan shoes is exactly the kind of fun concept that works for it. And it was fine for once if the results were less than perfectly executed....

First of all, we went to your site yesterday and we saw the “Almost Naked Bikini” line and that is hot as hell, my friend. [Laughs] It was based off of my “Almost Naked Underwear” line which is all made out of bamboo fiber, extremely comfortable, soft, and has that “hang free” design. You’re...

The roof is on fire! Did we call it or what? Last week we noted that the challenges were heading into “Let’s fuck with the models” territory and we thought the only thing left to do was to set them on fire. Mission accomplished. And this guy was just plain creepy. While...

Let’s make one more swing through Cannes, shall we? Penelope Cruz attends the ‘Broken Embraces’ premiere at the Grand Theatre Lumiere during the 62nd Annual Cannes Film Festival. Marchesa Fall 2009 CollectionModel: Kiki Kang We’re not quite sure what’s going on...

Finally, bitches! A worthy challenge! And unsurprisingly, the results were better than anything seen on the show yet. Although that had as much to do with the abolishing of teams as it did with the challenge itself. Looking at the results last night, which, as we said, were the best yet, it...

The roof is on fire! Did we call it or what? Last week we noted that the challenges were heading into “Let’s fuck with the models” territory and we thought the only thing left to do was to set them on fire. Mission accomplished. And this guy was just plain creepy. While...

Ladies, let’s talk shoes. Specifically, let’s talk Fall ’09 shoes. Far more experienced fashion scholars than ourselves could probably spin out theories having to do with the economy or the Presidential election or any of a number of politico-socio-econo-cultural events as...

Well, kittens, it’s time we started talking Project Runway, wouldn’t you say? Entertainment Weekly has an article that takes a look at the long-awaited upcoming season and the move from Bravo to Lifetime. We have to say, reading this thing, all our reservations are melting away....

Let’s wrap this shit up in a nice big bow that converts into something else for no good reason! Keith: So many questions about this puzzling article of clothing, ladies. So many questions! Like, okay, it’s a coat, right? That you can convert into a sunbathing mat? Who wears a coat...

Ladies, let’s talk shoes. Specifically, let’s talk Fall ’09 shoes. Far more experienced fashion scholars than ourselves could probably spin out theories having to do with the economy or the Presidential election or any of a number of politico-socio-econo-cultural events as...

Well, kittens, it’s time we started talking Project Runway, wouldn’t you say? Entertainment Weekly has an article that takes a look at the long-awaited upcoming season and the move from Bravo to Lifetime. We have to say, reading this thing, all our reservations are melting away....

We were just watching your exit interview. You’re so funny. So, “big butt/can’t walk” came a long way, huh? I know, it shocked everybody, including myself. Well, you said that when you want something, you go for it with all your heart, and it showed. You kept getting better and growing...

We’ve got some catching up to do, poodles!But first…  Ahem. They may have decided at the end of the show to refer to it as “outerwear,” but they rather clearly announced the challenge as one involving a coat, specifically. But enough about how we’re right...

Darlings, let’s take a look at a little press release from our friends at the Fire Island Pines Arts Project, shall we? “Shopping on SundayWith Special Guests from Project RunwaySunday, June 21, 200911:00 AM – 3:00 PM Debuting this summer, S.O.S. (Shopping On Sunday),...

We Cannes do it, bitches! Eva Longoria Parker attends the Bright Star Premiere held at the Palais Des Festivals during the 62nd International Cannes Film Festival in Atelier Versace. Atelier Versace Spring 2009 CoutureModel: Georgina Stojiljkovic Oh wow, honey. No. We love this dress; adore...

Darlings, let’s take a look at a little press release from our friends at the Fire Island Pines Arts Project, shall we? “Shopping on SundayWith Special Guests from Project RunwaySunday, June 21, 200911:00 AM – 3:00 PM Debuting this summer, S.O.S. (Shopping On Sunday),...

You mentioned in your exit video that you didn’t deserve to be eliminated. Why do you think so? I just feel that my design wasn’t the worst as far as creativity or execution. It was just that unfortunately, I was on the losing team, and I will take responsibility, it was definitely my fault,...

Kittens, once again your fickle nature is making things very difficult for us. Although not as difficult as things will be for you. You see, because you bitches are so fickle, we have no semi-finalists save for Shirley MacLaine, which means all the top-tier virgins and vixens have to go up...

Kittens, once again your fickle nature is making things very difficult for us. Although not as difficult as things will be for you. You see, because you bitches are so fickle, we have no semi-finalists save for Shirley MacLaine, which means all the top-tier virgins and vixens have to go up...

Darlings, let’s pretend we were invited to the American Ballet Theatre’s 69th annual Spring Gala at The Metropolitan Opera House in New York City, NY. And let’s pretend we spent the whole evening judging the other party-goers’ outfits. Iman Oscar de la Renta Resort...