Let’s check in with Miss Mizrahi again, shall we, kittens? Style sez: “Isaac Mizrahi titled his Fall show “Smile” and sent looks with names like Cosy, Xanaxer, and Stressless Dress down the runway to an original jazz score by the Bad Plus. Accessorized with...

Even if every other scene in last night’s episode consisted of Kate, Sawyer and Jack staring at each other and sighing, it still would have been an awesome episode because PENNY IS ALIVE, Y’ALL! Not only that, but Desmond is the MAN. Was that not the most satisfying beatdown...

“A woman who doesn’t wear perfume has no future” Coco Chanel We absolutely adored this collection the second we laid eyes on it. It’s designer Mary Katrantzou‘s first runway collection for London Fashion Week. Known for her use of prints, Katrantzou described her influences as...

Even if every other scene in last night’s episode consisted of Kate, Sawyer and Jack staring at each other and sighing, it still would have been an awesome episode because PENNY IS ALIVE, Y’ALL! Not only that, but Desmond is the MAN. Was that not the most satisfying beatdown...

“I’m not the girl for superhigh fashion because I don’t have the right body. When I want to get dressed up, I’m a Roberto Cavalli girl. Also, Dolce & Gabbana, Versace, Calvin Klein …” With one of the worst pictures of her we’ve ever seen, Halle...

“ESSENCE magazine was granted exclusive access into the White House for its May 2009 issue, which features First Lady Michelle Obama and her mother, Mrs. Marian Robinson, on the cover.” What a sweet picture: It almost makes us feel bad that we’re going to criticize her...

America Ferrera attends the celebration for cover girl America Ferrerahosted by Gotham Magazine at Pranna in New York City wearing Malandrino. Catherine Malandrino Resort 2009 CollectionModel: Stephanie Harrison One of the great things about her is that she proves that you don’t have to...

Kittens, when you are international blogging superstars like us, along with the fame and the millions of dollars we make every hour, there comes the occasional hassle from other bloggers. Now, we don’t mind when a budding blogger contacts us and asks for some advice. After all, when we...

The latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar has a spread with their picks of the greatest models of all time. The list is so comprehensive that we really have nothing to add. Enjoy – and tell us if you think they missed any. Dorian LeighBefore informing Eileen Ford she would sign with...

Well, we can’t say this was much of a surprise. JOAN COLLINS IS DEAD. Apparently, her 50 years of full-on bitchery just wasn’t enough to overcome Shirl’s multiple lifetimes’ worth of experience. Somewhere, Linda Evans is enjoying a good laugh. Clearly, you’ve all...

Well, we can’t say this was much of a surprise. JOAN COLLINS IS DEAD. Apparently, her 50 years of full-on bitchery just wasn’t enough to overcome Shirl’s multiple lifetimes’ worth of experience. Somewhere, Linda Evans is enjoying a good laugh. Clearly, you’ve all...

Kittens, what with the blog redesign and all, we are so very late on this one. Can you ever forgive us? It was so long ago (in blogtime) that we can barely remember the episode. Bear with us as we try to get the synapses firing again. Okay, what was this episode about again? Oh, right. Tyson...

Well, actually it was an orange carpet for some reason, but no time for that now, kittens! We’ve got dresses to rip! Kellie Pickler in Zuhair Murad Spring 2009 Couture Sorry, but she looks utterly ridiculous. It’s a tacky-looking dress no matter who’s wearing it, but when...

Yes, kittens. That’s how they’re referring to it now: “accentuated shoulders.” Probably because “shoulder pads” evokes images of the Joans Collins and Crawford. But y’know? We say, “Embrace the shoulders, bitches!” Sure, there were times...

Darlings, with the advent of Bravo’s The Fashion Show, expect to see more of Isaac Mizrahi on these pages, which thrills us, because he’s always been a hoot and a half and always says something that gets people talking. One thing’s for sure: we’re going to have to come...

In a move certain to have thousands of high-strung mommies calling for her head on a platter, Laura writes of her skepticism regarding peanut allergies in her latest Daily Beast column: “Our children are now taught that a classmate might die right in front of them if they bring PB&J...

Darlings, with the advent of Bravo’s The Fashion Show, expect to see more of Isaac Mizrahi on these pages, which thrills us, because he’s always been a hoot and a half and always says something that gets people talking. One thing’s for sure: we’re going to have to come...

Ladies, we’ve got some ground to cover, so let’s get cracking. President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama (in Azzedine Alaïa) arrive for a cultural event at the Kurhaus during the NATO summit in Baden-Baden, Germany. She looks good. Not great, but good. She favors black...

Sienna Miller, recipient of the Supporting Actress of the Year Award, attends the 2009 ShoWest convention final night banquet and awards ceremony held at Paris Las Vegas in Las Vegas, Nevada wearing Jonathan Saunders and Sergio Rossi zip-front sandals. Jonathan Saunders Fall 2009 Collection...

This clip has been rocketing around the internet for the past week, so you may have seen this already. We really hope you haven’t though, because (for us at least) seeing it for the first time, not knowing what it was, was an unexpectedly emotional experience. Seriously, we actually got...

Darlings, let’s celebrate our new layout with some pretty, yes? Anne Hathaway just did an editorial for Vogue Mexico and the bitch can wear a frock. Still, we don’t love every dress. Our favorites are the Versace, the Thakoon, and the Marchesa, in that order. The Prada (and it...

Now darlings, we realize this new layout may be something of a shock to you, but it’s all part of a larger plan. Trust your daddies. See, without us actually planning it, we found ourselves producing more and more content each month and we’ve never been happy with how that content...

Frau Seal was doing a little posing on Rodeo Drive the other day for a Vogue Germany editorial and we’ve got the pics. Now, it wouldn’t be fair to critique her looks here because these are just paparazzi shots and not what the final editorial will look like. We will say that most...

Hurricane Shelley is still barrelling through Europe and we’ve got the goods and the opinions to go with them. The first ladies Michelle Obama (in a Thakoon coat and Thakoon floral silk jacquard dress) and Carla Bruni-Sarkozy (in a Dior suede coat) at the NATO Summit Arrival Ceremony at...

You would think, since we’ve been bitching about Kate all season and since we’ve been bitching about the ’70s storyline for the last month, that we’d be UBER bitching about last night’s episode. Shows how much you know. We loved it. We’ll go even further:...

Darlings, we were thrilled yesterday before we even found out about the return of Project Runway. Why? Because we had just received all the promo materials for Bravo’s new show, The Fashion Show. And honeys? They’re not even trying to present it as anything but a Project Runway...