As you are aware, a television program debuted on the Bravo network last night to much fanfare. This television program was brought to you by the fine folks at TRESemmé and featured obnoxious gay men, bitchy women, hungry models, and dress forms. This program was not Project Runway. And...

Okay, ladies, we went into this one thinking it could have gone either way and for a while there, it looked like we were right, but in the end, one virginal vixen stood supreme over the other. JANE FONDA IS DEAD. Which surprises us a bit because we would have pegged her as one of the ones to...

Darlings, just a reminder that The Fashion Show has its debut tonight on Bravo at 10PM EST. Are we psyched? We will be SO disappointed if it’s not good. [Videos/Illustration: Bravotv.com] Post a...

Before we get started… “The judges wanna, like, scare me and, like, say ‘You know Amanda, if you like wanna be here you, like, need to, like, step up your game,’ and that’s, like, exactly what I’m going to do.” Jesus H. Christ. Is there, like,...

Darlings, just a reminder that The Fashion Show has its debut tonight on Bravo at 10PM EST.     Are we psyched? We will be SO disappointed if it’s not good. [Videos/Illustration:...

January Jones attends “The Model as Muse: Embodying Fashion” Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in modified Michael Kors. We saved this one for an In or Out because we’re not sure what to think of it. Have a look: Michael Kors Fall 2009...

Just so we’re all on the same page… Sayid and Jack are traipsing through the 1977 jungle with Eloise Hawkings and Richard Alpert; Sawyer, Kate and Juliet are in a sub heading off of 1977 island where they will presumably recreate Three’s Company off in the ’70s...

i-D magazine celebrates The Best of British Icons in the fashion world by featuring the amazing Alek Wek. We’ve got little to add to this one, kittens. There’s a reason she rose to the top ranks of her profession and it would be easy to assume that it was due entirely to her...

Before we get started… “The judges wanna, like, scare me and, like, say ‘You know Amanda, if you like wanna be here you, like, need to, like, step up your game,’ and that’s, like, exactly what I’m going to do.” Jesus H. Christ. Is there, like,...

Just so we’re all on the same page…Sayid and Jack are traipsing through the 1977 jungle with Eloise Hawkings and Richard Alpert; Sawyer, Kate and Juliet are in a sub heading off of 1977 island where they will presumably recreate Three’s Company off in the ’70s...

i-D magazine celebrates The Best of British Icons in the fashion world by featuring the amazing Alek Wek. We’ve got little to add to this one, kittens. There’s a reason she rose to the top ranks of her profession and it would be easy to assume that it was due entirely to her...

Liv Tyler attends Time’s 100 Most Influential People in the World Gala at the Frederick P. Rose Hall at Jazz at Lincoln Center in New York City in Stella McCartney. Stella McCartney Fall 2009 CollectionModel: Magdalena Frackowiak We believe it was the great Coco Chanel who said...

Go Kaynebow! Kayne Gillaspie is supposedly getting his own show on the TLC network, called “Kayne’s World,” a “docu-soap” detailing his pageant and dogwear business. Seriously, he’s got a line for dogs called “Kayne9″ (cute) coming up. How fabulous! If...

Michelle Obama speaks during the Time’s 100 Most Influential People in the World Gala at Rose Hall – Jazz at Lincoln Center on in New York City wearing a Michael Kors dress and a Peter Sorenon corset. And we have only one thing to say…BRING IT, GIRL! Check out Shelley with...

Darlings, expect to see more posts like this as we merge our two blogs into one mega-blogging extravaganza of fabulous. The merging is slow going and there was much cursing and yelling at blogger last night, so getting all the old T Lo posts over here is going to be a process rather than an...

Darlings, expect to see more posts like this as we merge our two blogs into one mega-blogging extravaganza of fabulous. The merging is slow going and there was much cursing and yelling at blogger last night, so getting all the old T Lo posts over here is going to be a process rather than an...

That’s right, bitches! You’re not gonna get ANY work done today! Jessica Biel in Atelier Versace Spring 2009 Couture We love this dress but we don’t really love it on her. This is a mite cruel of us but Jessica, pretty as she is, is kind of … graceless. She can’t...

The theme was “The Model as Muse: Embodying Fashion” Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 4, 2009 in New York City, but really, it was just an excuse for everyone to dress up. No one cares about the theme. Alright then! Let’s get to work, bitches!...

Poodles, during one of our twice-daily board meetings here at T Lo Media International, we both agreed that it would be a good idea to take a break from SJP for a while. We were getting sick of her and since, in our opinion, she hasn’t really been putting the effort out lately, we...

Time for pretty, kittens! Open wide! Y’know, we keep looking at these pictures and clothes and frankly, we’ve got nothing to add except to say that godDAMN, those European stylists and editors know what the hell they’re doing! (Click picture to enlarge) Is that a...

It’s Sexy Sunday, bitches! We almost find it hard to believe that we’ve never featured Gisele Bündchen here before, since she’s something of a patron saint around our house. It’s a tragedy how watered down the term “supermodel,” has become but not only is...

Yippee ki-yay, bitches! In this week’s embarassing, uncomfortable photo shoot, the models all have to touch animals. Jordan reflects. “I’d rather rustle a pig in a photo shoot then shoot with Amanda again.” Honey, you’re a good model; probably the best among all...

Burgeoning fashion icon (and our new diva) Drew Barrymore has a cover and editorial for the latest Elle magazine. Gucci Fall 2009 CollectionModel: Yulia Kharlaponova Love that top, but that’s not such a hot picture of her, is it? The lighting looks way harsh and the makeup’s not...

Darlings, the celebrities came out to celebrate diamonds! Have you ever heard of anything more meaningful in your life? It’s the Cartier 100th Anniversary in America Celebration at Cartier Fifth Avenue Mansion in New York City – and you weren’t invited! Let’s be snotty...

Was that a fucking awesome episode or what? When Kate, Jack, and Daniel were traipsing through the jungle, we said “FINALLY. THAT’S what we’ve been missing for so long!” We don’t watch Lost so we can see a bunch of people living in ’70s suburbia, for...

Was that a fucking awesome episode or what? When Kate, Jack, and Daniel were traipsing through the jungle, we said “FINALLY. THAT’S what we’ve been missing for so long!” We don’t watch Lost so we can see a bunch of people living in ’70s suburbia, for...