Check out Miss Thing here! Once she gets away from her mother’s glue gun monstrosities, it turns out she can actually put an outfit together! She arrived at the Ed Sullivan Theater wearing a Roberto Cavalli dress, Jillian Lewis coatand Ruthie Davis gold ‘Odyssey’ shoes....

Kristin Davis attends the 1st Historic Health Summit Gala held at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, California wearing an Oscar de la Renta dress and Judith Leiber clutch. Oscar de la Renta Spring 2009 CollectionModel: Heidi Mount This illustrates what we like to call NTDFY: Not The Dress...

Check out Miss Thing here! Once she gets away from her mother’s glue gun monstrosities, it turns out she can actually put an outfit together! She arrived at the Ed Sullivan Theater wearing a Roberto Cavalli dress, Jillian Lewis coatand Ruthie Davis gold ‘Odyssey’ shoes....

Swinging ’60s, bitches! “Who’s Andy Warhol?” Oh please. Between Rumspringa Sally here and never-touched-a-boob Colin, we’ve about had our fill with the “wide-eyed naif” stereotypes. Say what you will about the show, but these spoiled little brats are...

Perez Hilton is not the spokesperson for the gay community. Cordially, T Lo Look, far be it for us to rag on a fellow gay blogger. Perez has his niche and he’s managed to swing an astonishing level of success and exposure out of it. He’s never been to our taste, but to each his...

Hey, bitches! You’re probably dying to know our picks for the Top 10 PR models of all time, right? Allons-y! #10 – Marcia Mitchell – Season 4 In a season where the models were terribly under-utilized due to too many “real world” and guest model challenges, Marcia...

Darlings, Lifetime has finally released the start date for Season 6. Andrea Wong, President and CEO, Lifetime Networks; Tim Gunn, Mentor on the hit reality show Project Runway; Nina Garcia, Project Runway Judge and Fashion Director of Marie Claire Magazine “Lifetime Television sews up...

Halle Berry arrives on the red carpet of “The Soloist” premiere at the Paramount Theatre in Hollywood. Alright, let’s get this out of the way first: it’s a fine dress; great colors, perfect fit, shows off her slammin’ bod. The ribbon under the boobs is a little...

Yes, Ladies, it’s the Balmain spring ’09 jacket! Seen on celebrities everywhere! Balmain Spring 2009 Collection (Emmanuel Lewis accessory sold separately.) Come. The fuck. ON. We can accept that certain best-forgotten trends are always going to get recycled eventually, but THIS?...

Sarah Jessica Parker attends the opening night of “Mary Stuart” Off-Broadway at the Broadhurst Theatre in New York City wearing Balmain and Christian Louboutin shoes. There’s a long-standing belief about SJP (and one that we’ve stated often ourselves) that we now feel...

Yes, it’s sequins! That long-forgotten, little-used pop of shiny that went the way of the bustle and the snood. They’re back! Of course they never went away, but as ubiquitous as their usage is among the stagewear of Cher and the “costumes” of your average stripper,...

Let’s hit the red carpet, ladies! Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Michael Kors Fall 2009 She looks flipping AWESOME. And the bitch doesn’t seem to age at all. The color looks great on her, it fits her perfectly, and we love the earrings and the shoes. Should’ve gone with a different...

We’re back, bitches! Sorry it took so long, but you already know how this one turned out: BRIGITTE BARDOT IS DEAD. Can’t say we’re surprised. Your collective love for Shirley completely overwhelmed poor Brigitte and you sent her packing to that great big animal shelter in...

Let’s hit the red carpet, ladies! Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Michael Kors Fall 2009 She looks flipping AWESOME. And the bitch doesn’t seem to age at all. The color looks great on her, it fits her perfectly, and we love the earrings and the shoes. Should’ve gone with a different...

We’re back, bitches! Sorry it took so long, but you already know how this one turned out: BRIGITTE BARDOT IS DEAD. Can’t say we’re surprised. Your collective love for Shirley completely overwhelmed poor Brigitte and you sent her packing to that great big animal shelter in...

Jerell presented his fall 2009 collection at Saint Louis Fashion Week and all we can say is, “Oh dear.” Hey, he’s following his muse and that’s great. But these looks are so far away from appealing to us personally, that it’s kind of not fair for us to critique...

Darlings, we PROMISE, this will be the last one. But we just can’t help it! Once you see the clothes, you’ll understand. Drew Barrymore attends the “Inside Grey Gardens” panel discussion presented by the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences at the Leonard H....

Let’s get caught up on the latest Project Runway news, bitches. Tim Gunn got cornered by the South Florida Sun-Sentinel and had this to say, among other things: “You want to know what’s really holding up the start date,” asked Gunn. “Bravo has a new show on...

Hey, Kittens! Let’s check in and see what’s happening with our favorite pouty designer! Mocha poses with Korto Momolu at a discussion of “This Child Will Be Great: Memoir Of A Remarkable Life by Africa’s First Woman President” at the Ronald Reagan Building and...

In the long run, there’s only so much you can do with the modern high heel: stumpy or stilleto, kitten heels or fuck-me heels, metal, wood, leather or lucite, in the end, it’s almost always variations on a theme that repeats season in and season out. But the YSL Spring 2009...

Honeys, we PROMISE this will be the last time (for a while) that we feature Drew. It’s just that she’s been wearing some really attention-getting outfits lately to promote her movie and, well, she keeps getting our attention. Drew Barrymore visits the “Late Show with David...

Gotta love that episode title, a tip of the hat to the hardcore nerds. Last night’s episode was an enjoyable little character-driven amuse bouche before the countdown to the fireworks of the upcoming season ender. We loved it, especially since a Miles-centric episode has been a long...

So, Dirty Diana Eng dropped us a line the other day: “Hi Tom and Lorenzo, Starting today I will be writing a DIY Fashion column for Craft magazine that shows how to follow runway trends on the cheap by making them yourself. My first article, DIY Fashion: Reinventing Hosiery, looks at...

Gotta love that episode title, a tip of the hat to the hardcore nerds. Last night’s episode was an enjoyable little character-driven amuse bouche before the countdown to the fireworks of the upcoming season ender. We loved it, especially since a Miles-centric episode has been a long...

Canadian supermodel Coca Rocha and Zac Posen attend the 6th Annual New Yorkers For Children Spring Dinner Dance at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in New York City. Zac Posen Spring 2009Model: Ali Stephens Oh, Zac. You adorable little dandy, you. On the one hand, we just love that he goes out...

So, Dirty Diana Eng dropped us a line the other day: “Hi Tom and Lorenzo, Starting today I will be writing a DIY Fashion column for Craft magazine that shows how to follow runway trends on the cheap by making them yourself. My first article, DIY Fashion: Reinventing Hosiery, looks at...