This one’s got it all, bitches! In this installment: Check out Heather’s gay kabuki dance! He’s gone way past talking with his hands, darlings! He’s talking with his HIPS now! Look out! Also, Kelly? No one cares. James-Paul: AIEE! HIPS! And in Part 2 of our thrilling...

Like you, we read the following and jumped with glee and clapped our little gay hands: “On Aug. 26, Marvel will release the first issue of “Models Inc.,” a sartorially minded mini-series that unites some of its fashion-friendly supporting characters and pushes them into new starring...

Boys on film! “I’m a freaking supermodel!” YAY! This may have been a surprise to some (it was to us) but in retrospect, you can kinda tell this was where they were heading. First off, what a nice little sendoff for the season. Last night’s episode was well-produced and...

Like you, we read the following and jumped with glee and clapped our little gay hands: “On Aug. 26, Marvel will release the first issue of “Models Inc.,” a sartorially minded mini-series that unites some of its fashion-friendly supporting characters and pushes them into new starring...

Boys on film! “I’m a freaking supermodel!” YAY! This may have been a surprise to some (it was to us) but in retrospect, you can kinda tell this was where they were heading. First off, what a nice little sendoff for the season. Last night’s episode was well-produced and...

Cate Blanchett is featured in the June 2009 issue of InStyle Australia magazine, photographed by David Gubert. You know how sometimes writers get lazy in a case like this and start off with “If a picture is worth a thousand words, blahblahblah…?” But honestly, kittens,...

We’re in the homestretch, chickens! Y’know, we’re thinking of planning a day of celebration for that glorious day to come when rompers and formal shorts are once again considered out of style. Who’s with us? Having said that, this wasn’t a bad entry on...

Darlings, let’s all get a cup of coffee and sit down and offer our opinions on dresses. Ready? Then we’ll begin. Adorable widdle Zac Posen showed his resort collection. Here’s what style.com had to say: “Zac Posen eschewed the forties-tinged Victoriana of his Fall...

Cate Blanchett is featured in the June 2009 issue of InStyle Australia magazine, photographed by David Gubert. You know how sometimes writers get lazy in a case like this and start off with “If a picture is worth a thousand words, blahblahblah…?” But honestly, kittens,...

We’re in the homestretch, chickens! Y’know, we’re thinking of planning a day of celebration for that glorious day to come when rompers and formal shorts are once again considered out of style. Who’s with us? Having said that, this wasn’t a bad entry on...

Darlings, let’s all get a cup of coffee and sit down and offer our opinions on dresses. Ready? Then we’ll begin. Adorable widdle Zac Posen showed his resort collection. Here’s what style.com had to say: “Zac Posen eschewed the forties-tinged Victoriana of his Fall...

Let’s start with your name. That’s an unusual name for a Brazilian girl. Yes, and it’s actually Lebanese because that’s where my grandparents are from. Does it mean anything? It actually means inner beauty but I don’t really tell that to anyone that often. Were you shocked as much we were...

We don’t know… it’s kinda cute but it’s kinda off. We’ll start here, since she did: it’s a good match to the Martin Margiela shoes. Rather than interpret the shoes as a dress (like a couple other designers did), she took the real-world approach and made an...

It’s the 2009 MTV Movie Awards, darlings! Cameron Diaz in a Matthew Williamson top paired with J Brand jeans and Giuseppe Zanotti boots. She only has about twenty minutes, guys. She just dropped her dog off at the groomer’s and then she has to run out to pick up her drycleaning...

…to the runners up. We don’t know… it’s kinda cute but it’s kinda off. We’ll start here, since she did: it’s a good match to the Martin Margiela shoes. Rather than interpret the shoes as a dress (like a couple other designers did), she took the...

It’s the 2009 MTV Movie Awards, darlings! Cameron Diaz in a Matthew Williamson top paired with J Brand jeans and Giuseppe Zanotti boots. She only has about twenty minutes, guys. She just dropped her dog off at the groomer’s and then she has to run out to pick up her drycleaning...

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Our hearts went out to Angel when they picked this fugly thing for her. In fact, her reaction to it mirrored our own. Of course, our sympathy only went so far because SHE WAS IN BERGDORF’S SHOE DEPARTMENT AND COULDN’T PICK OUT A SHOE. HELLO?...

It’s PissyFest ’09, bitches! “Frankly Andrew, your dress bored me on a cellular level. You would eat better if you thought outside the box.” “And as a shoe person, I kindly disagree with you. I think Andrew eats just fine. Don’t you, Andrew?”...

Our hearts went out to Angel when they picked this fugly thing for her. In fact, her reaction to it mirrored our own. Of course, our sympathy only went so far because SHE WAS IN BERGDORF’S SHOE DEPARTMENT AND COULDN’T PICK OUT A SHOE. HELLO? Still whatever doubts we had evaporated...

Darlings, we have tons to do today and the coffee’s not working as well as it should be, so let’s start the week off with an easy one. Kristin Davis attends the “Chocolat au Vin” benefit for St. Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital at Capitale in New York...

It’s PissyFest ’09, bitches! “Frankly Andrew, your dress bored me on a cellular level. You would eat better if you thought outside the box.” “And as a shoe person, I kindly disagree with you. I think Andrew eats just fine. Don’t you, Andrew?”...

Darlings, it’s shoe week! See? This is why we were always behind the idea of a mini-challenge – because creating a new print for Olsenhaus vegan shoes is exactly the kind of fun concept that works for it. And it was fine for once if the results were less than perfectly executed....

Darlings, it’s shoe week! See? This is why we were always behind the idea of a mini-challenge – because creating a new print for Olsenhaus vegan shoes is exactly the kind of fun concept that works for it. And it was fine for once if the results were less than perfectly executed....

First of all, we went to your site yesterday and we saw the “Almost Naked Bikini” line and that is hot as hell, my friend. [Laughs] It was based off of my “Almost Naked Underwear” line which is all made out of bamboo fiber, extremely comfortable, soft, and has that “hang free” design. You’re...

The roof is on fire! Did we call it or what? Last week we noted that the challenges were heading into “Let’s fuck with the models” territory and we thought the only thing left to do was to set them on fire. Mission accomplished. And this guy was just plain creepy. While...

Let’s make one more swing through Cannes, shall we? Penelope Cruz attends the ‘Broken Embraces’ premiere at the Grand Theatre Lumiere during the 62nd Annual Cannes Film Festival. Marchesa Fall 2009 CollectionModel: Kiki Kang We’re not quite sure what’s going on...