We’re back, and we’ve got a toughie for you! But first, we would just like to say that we hate you all for making us type the following words… JULIE ANDREWS IS DEAD. How COULD you, ladies? HOW COULD YOU? Okay, fine. Audrey Hepburn is kind of a tough act to go up against,...

It’s Dior-ish. It would have been a pretty great look if it had been executed better. And maybe if she had come up with a different pair of pants. Those look cheap and they fit terribly. But the jacket is pretty fab, from a design point of view. We liked the collar… …and the...

HOT. Fashion and Runway breathlessly recounts the details: “It all happened in October last year, on one of Dirk’s trips around the world. Sydney. Dirk was discovering the city when he was struck by a fiery red painting in the display window of an art gallery. The painting showed a...

HOT. Fashion and Runway breathlessly recounts the details: “It all happened in October last year, on one of Dirk’s trips around the world. Sydney. Dirk was discovering the city when he was struck by a fiery red painting in the display window of an art gallery. The painting showed a...

They’ve arrived, darlings! FINALLY! We’ve been in touch with the folks at Lifetime and we have to say, you won’t find a more dedicated and excited group of Project Runway fanatics (except here, of course). They are VERY PSYCHED about the upcoming season and you can expect to...

They’ve arrived, darlings! FINALLY! We’ve been in touch with the folks at Lifetime and we have to say, you won’t find a more dedicated and excited group of Project Runway fanatics (except here, of course). They are VERY PSYCHED about the upcoming season and you can expect to...

You want to see a show? We’ll give you a goddamn show! Check THIS, bitches: “The theme was Napoleon’s rise and rise, and—the Napster being a character whom Galliano effectively identifies with—the show’s arc had a real cinematic drive. “ “Impressive indeed...

We’re puzzled, kittens! Puzzled! Let’s discuss why we are puzzled, mkay? First, we must discuss Reco’s dress. It’s not a great dress by any stretch of the imagination, but it’s not the offense to the senses that the judges made it out to be. Is it a shock that...

Beyonce Knowles arrives at the 2009 BET Awards at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, California. Our first thought: Oh good lord, honey. Balmain Spring 2009 CollectionModel: Lara Stone The dress isn’t bad at all, in fact it’s perfect for her in a lot of ways. The thing is (as...

You want to see a show? We’ll give you a goddamn show! Check THIS, bitches: “The theme was Napoleon’s rise and rise, and—the Napster being a character whom Galliano effectively identifies with—the show’s arc had a real cinematic drive. “ “Impressive indeed...

Let’s discuss why we are puzzled, mkay? First, we must discuss Reco’s dress. It’s not a great dress by any stretch of the imagination, but it’s not the offense to the senses that the judges made it out to be. Is it a shock that Reco didn’t know anything about...

Since we had Baby Jesus on the blog yesterday, let’s check in with the Blessed Mother. Here she is, photographed by Steven Meisel, in all her glory in the latest ad campaign for LV Fall 2009: It’s like a salute to Photoshop. Everybody knows Madonna doesn’t look anything like...

Since we had Baby Jesus on the blog yesterday, let’s check in with the Blessed Mother. Here she is, photographed by Steven Meisel, in all her glory in the latest ad campaign for LV Fall 2009: It’s like a salute to Photoshop. Everybody knows Madonna doesn’t look anything like...

Baby Jesus on the Runway! Here’s how the folks over at style.com saw it: “Sparkling.” How else was Stefano Gabbana going to describe his mood after a show that put on the glitz to a degree so OTT it bordered on the satirical? It had all the skin and shimmer, flesh and flash...

Baby Jesus on the Runway! Here’s how the folks over at style.com saw it: “Sparkling.” How else was Stefano Gabbana going to describe his mood after a show that put on the glitz to a degree so OTT it bordered on the satirical? It had all the skin and shimmer, flesh and flash...

Bitches, we had such a busy day yesterday! As many of you figured out, we dashed off to NYC yesterday for the taping of the final collections for The Fashion Show. This was a very different experience from attending a Project Runway Bryant Park finale.For one, it wasn’t held in Bryant...

Hey, guess what? That was a pretty good episode! Not only did we like the challenge, we even liked the staging (which is usually execrable on this show). That dramatic reveal with all the vintage dresses? Nicely done and a great visual. And look who unsheathed HER claws! Although to be fair,...

Let’s stretch the old muscles, shall we? Here’s what WWD had to say about Westwood’s collection: “The Vivienne Westwood man is boarding an ocean liner for spring cruising, Twenties style, with a dapper wardrobe of fitted blazers, striped and checked pants and light and...

Hit it! Isaac: PUT YOUR FRIGGING HANDS DOWN. Honestly, they’re going to have to handcuff that queen whenever she has to do a line reading. How about that? A cool challenge! Rumble in the fabric store! It’s the Queens vs. the Bitches! When you’re a queen you’re a queen...

Let’s stretch the old muscles, shall we? Here’s what WWD had to say about Westwood’s collection: “The Vivienne Westwood man is boarding an ocean liner for spring cruising, Twenties style, with a dapper wardrobe of fitted blazers, striped and checked pants and light and...

Let’s watch models getting dressed! Actually, it’s not as titillating as it sounds. The pre-show fittings went like clockwork but if someone wanted to shoot a documentary about it it would be 2 hours of “Try this on.” “Ok, now give me a walk.” “What...

Lucy Liu attends the Persol “Incognito Design Exhibition” at The Whitney Museum of American Art in New York City in Giambattista Valli. Giambattista Valli Spring 2009 CollectionModel: Kasia Struss Does this bitch age? Y’know, this could have gone either way. That’s a...

Let’s watch models getting dressed! Actually, it’s not as titillating as it sounds. The pre-show fittings went like clockwork but if someone wanted to shoot a documentary about it it would be 2 hours of “Try this on.” “Ok, now give me a walk.” “What...

Your grandmother introduced you to a sewing machine. Is that how you got started in fashion? I started at a very young age, we had a sewing machine in our house and my grandmother showed me how to use it. I started created things on my own, you know, experimenting. You studied fashion in...

Let’s get our fashion on, bitches! Before we get to the “runway” shots, a little reminder of what we were all doing there: “Debuting this summer, S.O.S. (Shopping On Sunday), produced jointly by FIPAP and Fund in the Sun Foundation, will give you the chance to combine...

Homestretch, poodles! On the one hand, we thought the so-called “prize” for the mini-challenge – 5 minutes alone with Isaac – sounded…well, first off, it sounded a little sexual, but more importantly, it sounded like a bullshit prize. We figured that all of the...