Let’s check in with the ladies again, shall we? Okay, that’s insane. Kim single handedly destroys the maxim that women over 35 shouldn’t wear mini-skirts, Cynthia looks great, we saw SJP’s look before, and Kristin looks awful. She’s definitely still rocking the...

Color us disappointed, poodles. We thought these two were going to make an interesting team. They both have talent and strong points of view and we were curious to see what they’d come up with. Turns out? Model: Lisa Blades Not much. Don’t get us wrong. It’s cute; it’s...

Alright ladies, we spent the holiday weekend blogging our asses off.We reserve the right to take 5 and leave the work to you. Not that it wasn’t a ton of work getting all these pics, but it’s up to you to expound on them. You’re all opinionated little minxes, so that...

Consider the following to be Exhibit A in the case of the Crack is Whack Judging. Look at them. It’s like a Tiger Beat cover. To be honest, we never would have considered these two a good combination. Not that we expected a personality clash. Logan is too low-key and Christopher’s...

Alright ladies, we spent the holiday weekend blogging our asses off.We reserve the right to take 5 and leave the work to you. Not that it wasn’t a ton of work getting all these pics, but it’s up to you to expound on them. You’re all opinionated little minxes, so that...

It has been far too long since we’ve Tilda’d. Tilda Swinton attends the “Lo Sono L’Amore” premiere at the Sala Grande during the 66th Venice Film Festival in Venice, Italy. And the bitch looks SPECTACULAR. Jil Sander Fall 2009 Collection Model: Kasia Struss We do...

Consider the following to be Exhibit A in the case of the Crack is Whack Judging. Look at them. It’s like a Tiger Beat cover. To be honest, we never would have considered these two a good combination. Not that we expected a personality clash. Logan is too low-key and Christopher’s...

It’s Labor Day! No one’s reading blogs! What better time to finally get to this attention whore? As you may or may not know, the day after the All-Star special aired, we mentioned in passing that Santino’s “performance” was lame and embarassing. This led to quite...

“Should you be lucky enough to strike gold, remember your children weren’t there when you were swinging the pick.” The theme of last night’s episode, parents and children and disappointment, wasn’t exactly hard to figure out. If anything, it was a little...

Day off? There’s no days off in reality television blogging! Honestly, we thought this was the oddest pairing out of all of them and yet… Model: Kalyn Hemphill The bitches made it work. We could quibble over how beachy this look is (hint: not at all), but it really was a cute,...

It’s Labor Day! No one’s reading blogs! What better time to finally get to this attention whore? As you may or may not know, the day after the All-Star special aired, we mentioned in passing that Santino’s “performance” was lame and embarassing. This led to quite...

The theme of last night’s episode, parents and children and disappointment, wasn’t exactly hard to figure out. If anything, it was a little heavy-handed as almost every scene dripped with it, right down to the closing shot of Don standing between his dead father-in-law’s bed...

Day off? There’s no days off in reality television blogging! Honestly, we thought this was the oddest pairing out of all of them and yet… Model: Kalyn Hemphill The bitches made it work. We could quibble over how beachy this look is (hint: not at all), but it really was a cute,...

On this episode of Divorce Court… When it comes to reality show throw-downs, editing almost always plays a huge part in heightening the drama and taking sound bites from a 2 or 3-day period and making them sound like a rapid fire argument. With Epperson and Qristyl, 2 contestants who up...

On this episode of Divorce Court… When it comes to reality show throw-downs, editing almost always plays a huge part in heightening the drama and taking sound bites from a 2 or 3-day period and making them sound like a rapid fire argument. With Epperson and Qristyl, 2 contestants who up...

Alright, we’ve had time to reflect and calm down, so let’s get back into it. Surprisingly, Team Russia worked well together. That’s not to say that they produced flawless looks, but there seemed to be some mutual respect going on that allowed them to get the job done with no...

This time, let’s check in on Carrie and Miranda, shall we? So far, we’re definitely getting a more toned-down, slightly more realistic vibe from the clothes. In fact, Carrie hasn’t looked that dressed down in years. That’s like a Season 3 Carrie look. EDITED TO ADD:...

Alright, we’ve had time to reflect and calm down, so let’s get back into it. Surprisingly, Team Russia worked well together. That’s not to say that they produced flawless looks, but there seemed to be some mutual respect going on that allowed them to get the job done with no...

This time, let’s check in on Carrie and Miranda, shall we? So far, we’re definitely getting a more toned-down, slightly more realistic vibe from the clothes. In fact, Carrie hasn’t looked that dressed down in years. That’s like a Season 3 Carrie look. EDITED TO ADD:...

Darlings, we have much to get to in the coming days, but for now, we’re taking a breather and letting you be the bitchy ones. Even though she was practically non-existent as a judge last night, we’ve been getting a lot of emails asking us about Rachel Bilson. Or to be more...

Darlings, we have much to get to in the coming days, but for now, we’re taking a breather and letting you be the bitchy ones. Even though she was practically non-existent as a judge last night, we’ve been getting a lot of emails asking us about Rachel Bilson. Or to be more...

Don’t look at us! We had nothing to do with it! Oh, Tim. We could practically hear the cancer cells forming on your skin. We hope you scheduled a doctor’s appointment right after shooting ended. A completely fucked up challenge which yielded fucked up results that ended with...

Don’t look at us! We had nothing to do with it! Oh, Tim. We could practically hear the cancer cells forming on your skin. We hope you scheduled a doctor’s appointment right after shooting ended. A completely fucked up challenge which yielded fucked up results that ended with...

Alex told us to apologize on his behalf for what he considers sloppy work and a shitty scan. Frankly, we think he’s crazy. Click to embiggen, kittens. Anybody that can envision Nicolas as Peppermint Patty doesn’t need to apologize for a damn THING. [Illustrations: Alx...

We have heard your pleas, minions! Don’t get us wrong, we always planned on getting around to the Models of the Runway show. It’s just that we’ve been a mite busy with all the dress-ripping required of us these last two weeks. Also, much as we enjoy the show, it hasn’t...

Another amuse bouche for our minions. Eva Mendes attends the Opening Ceremony and Baaria Red Carpet at the Sala Grande during the 66th Venice Film Festival in Venice, Italy wearing Dolce & Gabbana Resort 2010. Y’know, there’s so much wrongness here that we’re a little...