It’s Monday and we’re cranky and we’re going to take it out on these two for failing to sufficiently entertain us. We don’t begrudge anyone their smack-talking. It’s the lifeblood of reality television and when you’re funny and witty with your smack talk...

“Mmmmm! Lemons!” Renee Zellweger attends the ‘Otouto’ (About Her Brother) Premiere during day ten of the 60th Berlin International Film Festival at the Berlinale Palast in Berlin, Germany. We realize she’s doing the patented “couture” pose, which is...

Everyone’s favorite valkyrie from S6 showed her collection this week. When we went to the PR finale show last week, it was our first chance to meet most of the S6 designers face to face. Some were happy to meet us; some decidedly less so. But one who really made an impression is Althea,...

The boys really kicked ass this week! He’s that rare competitor who actually improves with each challenge. We didn’t think much of his chances going into it, but he’s proven that with a little guidance and feedback, he can turn out some damn strong looks. Of course,...

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A fish, darlings! Oh my Bitter Kittens we have such a display of what-the-fuckery for you this Sunday morn. Spanish avant garde designer Isabel Mastache showed her line at Madrid Fashion Week and poodles, it defies description. You...

Widdle Zac showed us what he made in school today. There’s no way to write about the Fall ’10 collections coming out of New York this week without bringing up the economy. Cheeks Posen has had more than his share of bad news (and bad press) lately so he’s decided to throw a...

Yikes! “I’m scared of children. They are very small.” Exactly, Jonathan! And they have pointy teeth! And they move quickly so you can’t see them coming at you with their little tiny knives! We sympathize, brother. Model: Brandise Danesewich But our sympathy ends at the...

Now I’ll totally have a shot with Angela! “StEYELists, lEt me inradooce Kayn PAYveSS wHO will TAYke OWverr spEEkING for Mee fRUm naOW on.” We’ll do the elimination challenge results later, Bitter Kittens. For now… Let’s talk shortcut challenge. And what was...

Now I’ll totally have a shot with...

The Yellow Hairs are coming! Tiny little Spanish designer David Delfin hops on the plaid train with this collection, making Lorenzo very, very happy. He also hopped on to the gray and black train like so many other designers this season. Thankfully, he’s got a hot pink and mustard...

The Duchess held court. The Duchess appears to have responded to the economic doom and gloom in a similar manner to Marc Jacobs: by making a blatant appeal to his customer base and saying “Stick with me and I’ll give you every outfit you’ll need for this season.” The...

*Sob!* “When my sister and I were like seven, she was in a school play and she was a butterfly, and she wore this little red romper thing and I was always so jealous of her, I need to make that.” And you’ve been chasing butterflies ever since, haven’t you, Boo Boo...

“Nine” is still premiering somewhere? Penelope Cruz and Marion Cotillard attend the premiere of “Nine” at the Cinema Gaumont Marignan in Paris in modified L’Wren Scott and Christian Dior respectively. Christian Dior Fall 2009 Couture CollectionModel: Heidi Mount...

Who’s a total Dan fan? Season 2 Project Runway finalist and All-Star Challenge winner Daniel Vosovic showed his Fall ’10 collection and unsurprisingly, it’s heavy on the sportswear and separates. He created the prints including the marble ones; and was inspired by studying...

Polly Pocket! The challenge? Dress all of Heidi’s children! The guest judge? Completely lacking in both personality and insight! The winning look? Model: Valeria Leonova Awesome. So awesome that we can wrap this post up right now because we have no criticisms. Oh, okay, one: those jeans...

Frippery on the top, bitchery on the bottom, bitches. Believe us when we say we state the following in anything but a disparaging manner: there’s something a little “high end drag queen” about these clothes. We realize that might sound like something less than a compliment,...

Parker goes graffiti. Parker Posey attends The Cinema Society & Donna Karan screening of “Happy Tears” at The Museum of Modern Art in New York City wearing a Cynthia Rowley dress. Cynthia Rowley Resort 2010 CollectionModel: Barbora Okay, the fit is a little off in the boobs...

Our girl Merle opens up about everything. Darlings, we’ve been sitting on this one for a bit. What with fashion week and the Project Runway finale show and all the other balls flying at our faces, we’re about a week late getting this one live. In a move that’s typical for...

It’s time for some speed-ripping, darlings. Seriously, we had no idea there were still 4 dresses left from the last episode of PR. That should tell you something about their memorable…ness. We couldn’t see wringing another two posts out of them at this late date, so here...

It’s time for some speed-ripping, darlings. Click for full...

It’s time for some speed-ripping, darlings. Click for full...

Marc Jacobs, on his collection: “It’s refreshing to see something that isn’t trying so hard to be new. There’s so much striving for newness now that newness feels less new.” God, the things that fashion people say. They somehow manage to be both true and so...

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We’ve always maintained there was a certain brilliance to how Lost was put together in such a way as to gain the widest possible audience. Like we said last week, if it was just a sci-fi adventure show, it would never have gained the audience it has. By populating it with heavily...

Just TRY and shut us up. Just in case the ridiculous amount of posting we’ve been doing lately isn’t enough for you greedy bitter kittens, check out this fun interview we did for the Margin Notes blog about a topic we’ve rarely ever touched upon here: our fabulous hostessing...

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