“HELLO EVERYBODY! I AM PIERCING YOUR EARDRUMS WITH MY TEUTONIC SHRIEK!!!!” La Nina, Faith Hill, Heidi, and The Duchess at the Project Runway Finale at Bryant Park this morning. Darlings, we have much to discuss and don’t you worry, we’ll have pictures of the...

We’re feeling all tweety this morning! Darlings, we’re having our Bennett-Shelton coffee and trying to pull our wits together in the face of 4 boys getting ready for school at 7 AM. We promise we’ll be more lucid when the caffeine hits our bloodstream. Any minute now. When...

We’re feeling all tweety this morning! Darlings, we’re having our Bennett-Shelton coffee and trying to pull our wits together in the face of 4 boys getting ready for school at 7 AM. We promise we’ll be more lucid when the caffeine hits our bloodstream. Any minute now. When...

Oh shit. British fashion icon Alexander McQueen commits suicide British fashion designer Alexander McQueen has been found dead after taking his own life. The 40-year-old committed suicide just three years after his close friend, Isabella Blow – who plucked him from obscurity and helped...

Oh shit. British fashion icon Alexander McQueen commits suicide British fashion designer Alexander McQueen has been found dead after taking his own life. The 40-year-old committed suicide just three years after his close friend, Isabella Blow – who plucked him from obscurity and helped...

You heard us. Ping. Wu. Ping Wu attends the 7th Annual Red Dress Awards presented by Woman’s Day at Jazz at Lincoln Center in New York City. Check our Ping out, showing the world her ass crack! Okay, not really, but that’s certainly a much more daring Ping than we saw on the show....

Gratuitous and disgusting objectification. You can send your complaints to whocareswhatyouthink@tomandlorenzo.com. It amazes us how they can come up with so many appropriate challenges for a drag queen reality contest. Forcing queens to play with dolls is like forcing a fat kid to eat a...

Part of the success of Lost is that the writers wisely give the fans not what they want, but what they need. The result is that the viewers are constantly in a state of wanting, so they keep coming back for more. Upon first viewing, this episode came across as a slight disappointment after...

Dance for us, minions! DANCE! HAHAHAHA!!!! Darlings, sometimes we throw something out there, asking for your response, when we know damn well what your response is going to be. Why? Because it’s fun. With that in mind, check out the Louis Vuitton Raindrop Besace shoulder bag: It comes...

Dance for us, minions! DANCE! HAHAHAHA!!!! Darlings, sometimes we throw something out there, asking for your response, when we know damn well what your response is going to be. Why? Because it’s fun. With that in mind, check out the Louis Vuitton Raindrop Besace shoulder bag: It comes...

Wow! These gals really got dressed up! Let’s judge them! Anne Hathaway in Marchesa It is a gorgeous dress and the colors look amazing on her, but she needed an extra 2 inches on the hem. Garcelle Beauvais in Versace fall 2008 We don’t exactly love the dress, but she’s...

Wow! These gals really got dressed up! Let’s judge them! Anne Hathaway in Marchesa It is a gorgeous dress and the colors look amazing on her, but she needed an extra 2 inches on the hem. Garcelle Beauvais in Versace fall 2008 We don’t exactly love the dress, but she’s...

We will always, ALWAYS, support fashion based on Wonder Woman. We’ll get to the dresses in a second, but first: How fucking cute are they with their little bow ties? And how cute were these two? You could tell they were genuinely enjoying the hell out of each other. We would have loved...

Manager of the Year, 2010 Darlings there was one question and one question only running through our heads last night watching this episode. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?But first, a little autobiographical diversion. Tom once worked for a high-volume, short-turnaround advertising...

We will always, ALWAYS, support fashion based on Wonder Woman. We’ll get to the dresses in a second, but first: How fucking cute are they with their little bow ties? And how cute were these two? You could tell they were genuinely enjoying the hell out of each other. We would have loved...

Manager of the Year, 2010 Darlings there was one question and one question only running through our heads last night watching this episode. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?But first, a little autobiographical diversion. Tom once worked for a high-volume, short-turnaround advertising...

Sookie gets her fabulous on. “Anna Paquin Vamps It Up” Marie Claire UK March 2010 Look at the pictures, find our bitchiness at the bottom. Viktor & Rolf Spring 2010 CollectionModel: Abbey Lee Kershaw Chanel Spring 2010 ColelctionModel: Irina Kulikova Prada Spring 2010...

If we see one more red fucking dress, we’re gonna scream. AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! There. Now that we’ve gotten that our of our systems, let’s get to rippin’. Oh Boo Boo Kitty, we love you so much. Even though you haven’t treated us to nearly as many...

Sookie gets her fabulous on. “Anna Paquin Vamps It Up” Marie Claire UK March 2010 Look at the pictures, find our bitchiness at the bottom. Viktor & Rolf Spring 2010 CollectionModel: Abbey Lee Kershaw Chanel Spring 2010 ColelctionModel: Irina Kulikova Prada Spring 2010...

Let’s send LML to bed by taking a final look at the collection that was all about winding up in bed. Okay, this is going to be a fairly harsh review, but we want to say first that he seems like a pretty decent guy. There was no drama coming from him and we can’t recall him ever...

If we see one more red fucking dress, we’re gonna scream. AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! There. Now that we’ve gotten that our of our systems, let’s get to rippin’. Oh Boo Boo Kitty, we love you so much. Even though you haven’t treated us to nearly as many...

Let’s send LML to bed by taking a final look at the collection that was all about winding up in bed. Okay, this is going to be a fairly harsh review, but we want to say first that he seems like a pretty decent guy. There was no drama coming from him and we can’t recall him ever...

Darlings, let’s ease into the week gently with some refreshing judging of others. Sarah Jessica Parker attends the 9th annual Greater New York Human Rights Campaign Gala at The Waldorf Astoria in New York City in Christian Dior. Christian Dior Spring 2010 CollectionModel: Anna Selezneva...

Darlings, when we announced that S5 Project Runway contestants Daniel Feld and Wesley Nault won the Plastics Make it Possible design contest with two stunningly beautiful dresses, we knew we had to set the little nippers down and have a chat. So that’s what we did. Congratulations on...

Poodles, it’s a veritable PARADE of frumpy, twisty, unflattering fashion! “Prior to this challenge, it was all about me, me, me, me, me. But after meeting the ladies, you realize that there are greater things in this world than just winning a challenge.” Oh, PUH-LEEZE,...

Time to check in with our girl Merle. We said that we would have given the win to Merle and we almost talked ourselves out of that when we looked at Kathy’s winning collection, but we’re nothing if not fickle bitches and now we’re swinging back around to the Merle side. Not...