Grab your panties, pills, and passports, bitches! We’re off to SHANGHAI! Yucca Lounge, Shanghai Fabulous. A glimpse into our lives.: We wanted to paint our dining room the color of Isobel Crawley’s sitting room on Downton Abbey, but it wound up being not far from the blue of these...

Oh, Cher. You crazy old bitch.   Cher attends the Balmain Fall 2013 show during Paris Fashion Week. Balmain Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Magdalena Frackowiak (ELITE) Don’t you ever change, Diva. EVER.   [Photo Credit: Getty,...

Lea Michele attends the PaleyFest Icon Award presentation in Beverly Hills, California in a Vivienne Tam dress paired with Jennifer Meyer jewelry, a Kotur clutch, and Elie Saab shoes. Vivienne Tam Spring 2013 Collection     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

We’re not feeling this:   Mila Kunis attends the premiere of ‘Oz The Great And Powerful’ in Moscow, Russia in an custom Atelier Versace dress. It’s not awful. And she obviously has the bod for the dress. In fact, we’re impressed with its ability to make her...

Y’know, we should, by all rights, absolutely hate this, but we don’t:   Jada Pinkett Smith out an about in New York City. Les Chiffoniers Neon-trimmed Drawstring Leather Pants Nicholas Kirkwood Neon Printed Silk-satin Pumps First things first: We saw Jada in person at Fashion...

Naya Rivera attends the PaleyFest Icon Award presentation in Beverly Hills, California paired with a Diane von Furstenberg ‘Tonda’ Clutch. Monique Lhuillier Spring 2013 Collection Diane von Furstenberg ‘Tonda’ Embossed Clutch     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

You know what? We’ve just been struck by a bolt of empathy, out of the blue. Don’t worry, it’ll likely pass very shortly. But something about these pictures just clicked with us and now we don’t feel like going straight for the bitchy joke. Julianne Hough attends the...

What’s wrong with us? Why do we not like this?   Michelle Williams attends the premiere of ‘Oz The Great And Powerful’ in Moscow, Russia in a Jason Wu gown. Jason Wu Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Martha Hunt We’re total suckers for a black-and-gold combo. We...

This is really mean of us.   Florence Welch attends the NME Awards 2013 in London, England in a Christopher Kane blue velvet floral dress. Christopher Kane Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Hedvig Palm We should have never shown you that first thing in the morning without any warning....

“Adorable” is not a word that springs first to our minds when we think of Solange. But damn, if this isn’t all kinds of ridiculous adorableness: Solange Knowles makes an appearance on the ‘Late Show with David Letterman’ in New York City in a polka dot ensemble...

We want to like this for being bold and bright and eye-catching:   Zoe Saldana attends the 2013 Film Independent Spirit Awards in a Dolce&Gabbana striped dress paired with Casadei contrast piped pumps. Dolce&Gabbana Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Nikolett Bogar But let’s...

Jennifer Lawrence attends the 2013 Film Independent Spirit Awards in a lanvin dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti sandals and a Lanvin necklace. Lanvin Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Karlie Kloss (NEXT) Lanvin Spring 2013 Multi-Row Necklace Giuseppe Zanotti Metal Back Sandal    ...

Miss Diane, who really should be drowning in offers to do fashion editorials, gets to show her model-y side to Manhattan magazine.   Diane Kruger covers the March 2013 issue of Manhattan magazine in Tom Ford photographed by Yu Tsai and styled by Marina Nilsson. Choker by Givenchy....

We don’t love this unreservedly, but it’s the first outfit we’ve seen at the Independent Spirit Awards that we didn’t recoil from. Salma Hayek attends the 2013 Film Independent Spirit Awards in head-to-toe Alexander McQueen. Alexander McQueen Pre-Fall 2013 Collection...

Nina Dobrev attends the 2013 Film Independent Spirit Awards in Michael Kors. Shoes by Jimmy Choo. Ring by H. Stern. Michael Kors Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Magdalena Frackowiak     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, Emiley Schweich/PR...

It’s funny. Both these pictures and the pictures of Kerry Washington at the same event looked great to us in thumbnails. In both cases, we downloaded the pics, opened them up, and then sat there in silence for a moment until one of us muttered, “Houston, we have a problem.”...

This wasn’t necessarily a bad episode of The Walking Dead. A boring one, sure; but it seemed to us that, despite the show’s tendency to have the characters stand around and talk and talk and talk all the time, the central conversation of this episode needed to be had. Andrea...

Too soon? Do we need more time to heal?   Anne Hathaway heading to lunch with husband Adam Shulman in Los Angeles. We would just like to point out that, several months back, we predicted that the universally beloved Anne was going to meet up with some serious backlash as she poledanced...

Ah, the post-Oscars letdown; that brief period where the stars all scuttle back to their hidey-holes to take off their tight clothes and uncomfortable shoes so they can eat carbs for the first time in weeks. It’s also, not coincidentally, that period when bitchy celebrity fashion...

We’re winding down our 2013 Oscars coverage darlings. What do you say we all go out with a bang of judgmentalism?   Allison Williams in Valentino  Pretty. It’s maybe a little too plain for an Oscar party, but she works these sorts of stark, socialite looks well. It’s...

Josh Duhamel and Julianne Hough attend the premiere of ‘Safe Haven in Germany. Josh Duhamel wears a Hugo Boss suit and Julianne Hough wears a Zuhair Murad embroidered dress paired with Brian Atwood pumps and Le Vian and Arunashi rings. Zuhair Murad Fall 2013 Collection    ...

We feel like we’re being far too free and easy with our WERQs today, handing them out willy-nilly and threatening to cheapen this most prestigious of fashion honors. But we have one thing to say to that: Solange Knowles attends the 2013 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Emilio Pucci yellow...

We’re going to have to correct an earlier point. Apparently, not all the ladies brought their A game to the after-parties. Case in point:   Amanda Seyfried attends the 2013 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in a Givenchy red dress. This is just … no. In fact, this is so very… no,...

Yes, yes; this dress is stunning and Fan Bingbing is a magnificent creature of fashion and sparkle and all that is good in the universe; we can all agree on THAT. But…   Fan Bingbing attends the 2013 Vanity Fair Oscar party in an Oscar de la Renta gown. Oscar de la Renta Spring...

Hit it, D-Listers! Oh, we’re just teasing. Hit it, C-Listers!     Anna Paquin in Alexander McQueen The dress is fine, but wow do we ever NOT like her hair. Very aging and matronly. In fact, the whole look strikes us as a bit too serious.     Danai Gurira in Tadashi...

Lily Collins attends the 2013 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in a Zuhair Murad couture gown accessorized with Takat jewelry. Zuahir Murad Fall 2012 Couture Collection     [Photo Credit: Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images,...