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Here comes the not-bride. We’re not talking about that old wive’s tale of taking up the hem on an ugly bridesmaid dress and magically turning it into a not-ugly cocktail dress. No one believes that one anymore. No, we’re talking about wearing an actual wedding dress when...

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Season 1 Episode 8 – “The Hobo Code” Another busy day for Joan. First, she drops off breakfast for the switchboard operators (because she had a favor to ask them), later she walks into the kitchen to hear the news that Belle Jolie loved Peggy’s copy (at first, she...

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This is about as close as this blog is gonna get to World Cup coverage. We’ve had a long, hard day of fashion and reality TV blogging, which is just like doing road work in 100+ temperatures, so let’s put the cherry on the sundae and call it a day. Sure, it’s...

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Pretty clothes for robot girls. Vogue does a little style-shaming: “This was Jacobs at his most joyous, with the designer reclaiming that generally most despised fashion epithet, pretty. The sixties refrain that has been playing throughout these collections was perfect here: a frothy...

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This is about as close as this blog is gonna get to World Cup coverage. Click for full...

Broadway (and not-so Broadway) Babies, part 2. Catherine Zeta-Jones in Atelier Versace We don’t like the dress. It’s too fussy-looking and it does weird things to her hips. But the real story here is the makeup, which is RIDICULOUS. Sure, if you’re appearing onstage at the...

Broadway (and not-so Broadway) Babies, part 2. Click for full...

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Poodles! We’re way behind! We have… We have… Wait. We have…what? What’s going to be the term here? We can’t say “We have dresses to rip!” We have art to … pee on? We have art to make snotty comments about? We have art to fart? Minions,...

Broadway babies to the red carpet, please! Cate Blanchett in Giorgio Armani Privé We are deeply saddened to have to admit this, but apparently some items of clothing exist that don’t automatically look good on Cate Blanchett. We’re not quite sure why this doesn’t work (we...

Broadway (and not-so Broadway) Babies, part 2. Click for full...

Broadway babies to the red carpet, please! Click for full...

Broadway babies to the red carpet, please! Click for full...

You can take the girl out of the city… Vogue speaks to DVF because she wont speak to you or us: “It’s looking through the keyhole into the privacy of a room,” says Diane von Furstenberg of the starting point for her intimate offering of boudoir/beachwear for resort 2011. “For me,...

You can take the girl out of the city… Click for full...

You can take the girl out of the city… Click for full...

Pictures + celebrity whining. That should keep you all busy for a while. Megan Fox for Interview magazine, photographed by Craig McDean Megan Fox wants you to know the downside of being Megan Fox: “It just happens so much that I don’t want to open my mouth or speak anymore, because...

Pictures + celebrity whining. That should keep you all busy for a while. Click for full...

Pictures + celebrity whining. That should keep you all busy for a while. Click for full...

Bleak Gleeks. The cast of Glee is featured on the cover of Emmy magazine, the “For Your Consideration” issue. They also get a weird photo spread and some interview time. First, the interview bits: “Janey Lynch: “There’s a real person beneath the bravado who wants to be...

Let’s check in on Shannon and Claire. Emilie de Ravin and Maggie Grace attended the 2010 Whitney Art Party at 82 Mercer in New York City. It behooves us to judge them. Ooooh, wow. No. She is such a pretty girl and has such an amazing body so we’re left shaking with rage at her...