…the Sword. It is impossible for us to sit through an entire episode without shouting out encouragement and support to these characters, as if we were watching a prize fight. When the chips were down once again for the SCDP crowd and they stood in their gleaming Potemkin village of an...

So Ivy says she was inspired by the privacy curtains surrounding her hospital bed. We’re thinking delirium can only be a good strategy for her going forward. Model: Ekaterina Because this was easily her best entry yet. It’s chic and classic and simple and elegant. There’s...

“Do you want a Miltown? It’s the only thing keeping me from chewing my nails off.” It’s a credit to Anne Dudek, who plays Francine, that she’s such a memorable character. In putting together this post it struck us that while she appeared in a lot of scenes, many...

Glam! Darlings, let’s check in on the happenings at the red carpet of the 62nd Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards, which are happening as we speak. Keep checking back for updates, now! Christina Hendricks It’s a Christian Siriano and she looks fantastic. That’s doing great...

An easy-to-follow guide that will get you laid, a husband, or arrested. Ladies, are you nonplussed because you don’t know what to wear tonight? Are you tired of using your brain or personality to get what you want out of life? Well, don’t you worry. Utterly pointless celeBrit...

Val, we love ya girl and truth be told, we’re rooting for you, but this: Model: Tina Marie This, we cannot get behind. There’s a bit of a trap with this “hat.” It practically screams for some sort of dramatic, shimmering Grand Masquerade kind of ball gown and yet if...

They’re grippy! We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again… Channing Tatum, Thomas Jane When one celebrity does it, it’s weird; when two celebrities do it, it’s a trend.Everyone else seems to be talking about them today, so what the hell, why don’t...

Cute. Model: Rose Not cute. Don’t hate us, kittens. We didn’t agree with the judges about scoring this one on the bottom. To our eyes, it was another of Christopher’s middle of the road entries, with a couple points added for trying to bump up the drama a bit. Let’s...

She’s baaaack! So Lo comes to T this morning, laptop in hand. “I think we should do another Jennifer Aniston post,” he said a little sheepishly. “NO. Absolutely not,” replied T. “She’s boring and I’m sick of celebrity worshippers getting bent...

“This is really going to be a tough challenge because it’s so literal. I don’t do literal. I don’t do literal at all. How do you make a story out of an orchid?” And that was that. As soon as she said it, we knew she was going home. Model: Kaven We’re not...

Whole lotta bullshit over nothing. Who didn’t see that coming? Y’know, we really only have a couple complaints about how the show has changed since it moved to Lifetime, but chief among them is the insultingly misleading previews. Stop trying to make “fetch” happen,...

If we can’t use our blog to point and laugh at preening self-importance, what good are we? Unborn fawns, here are some pictures of Karl Lagerfeld and his “muse,” model Baptiste Giabiconi, strolling in Saint Tropez. Our comments are under each picture....

We’re over it. Dolce & Gabbana’s wool jacket and silk bodysuit; Marc Jacobs’s wool skirt.Marc Jacobs socks, Louis Vuitton shoes. W Magazine September 2010 IssueEditorial: “Last Exit to Brooklyn”Photographer: Mert Alas and Marcus PiggottStylist: Alex WhiteSet Design:...

Every woman applies her lipstick as if she’s performing fellatio on it. Everyone knows that. Tell us a little about it, wont you, D&G? “The Dolce & Gabbana The Make Up muse, Scarlett Johansson, represents the latest Collections, illustrating their many mercurial moods to...

Hawking her wares. Julia Roberts attends a press conference for “Eat Pray Love”at the Ritz-Carlton Hotel in Tokyo, Japan wearing a Dries Van Noten dress, Céline suede wedge heels and a pair of gold and diamond earrings by Jamie Wolf. Dries Van Noten Fall 2010 CollectionModel:...

Cover your Selectrics and meet us in the conference room, girls! Bring your cigarettes! Her Christmas party dress was in blue and green and we asked back then, what is it about the ’60s that made blue and green work so well together? And in a range of shades? We think it must have had...

Rachel is packing for her trip to New York for fashion week, which is an undertaking akin to planning a war. “It’s too cold for Boho Rachel,” she says. We like that she refers to herself as if she’s a fashion doll. “I feel like Motorcycle Rachel today!”...

It’s a good thing Christopher’s so cute. Model: Rose Because he is boring us out of our seats. And before you pelt us with garbage and cries of “This is a really cute dress!” consider this: Mentally remove that belt. Not so impressive now, is it? The overall effect is...

Hit it again, ladies! Miss Albania Angela Martini Miss Albania attempts to jump on the Flying Stripper bandwagon with Miss USA. Unfortunately, her sad little wings are clearly non-functional. Besides, she looks a little bit like a gargoyle and that’s not hot. Miss Angola Jurema Ferraz...

She does this to us on purpose, doesn’t she? Jennifer Aniston attends the Los Angeles premiere of “The Switch” in Hollywood, California in a Lanvin dress paired with nude sandals and a Ferragamo clutch. Lanvin Spring 2010 CollectionModel: Alla Kostromichova (WOMEN) Well, it...

Closing out the day on a little pretty. We recently stumbled across the Fall 2010 collection of Singapore-based designer Max Tan and we can’t stop thinking about it. It’s always fun to highlight the big names in fashion: Kors, Jacobs, Von Furstenberg, Versace – whoever, but...

Because who doesn’t love a drag queen? Darlings, a bunch of biological females got together in Vegas this week for the world’s foremost drag event, the Miss Universe Pageant. Most of them presented their national costumes at the Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, although some are...

The Duchess flicks open her fan and holds court. New York Magazine has a truly wonderful interview with the Duchess which you need to go check out if only for the perfectly Duchess picture accompanying it on the front page. Also, because it has such a fantastic opening: “If there is...

Let’s start off the morning by sticking our foot in it. Baby kitty (which for once, refers to an actual feline) needs to go to the vet for a checkup to finalize the adoption. While we’re sitting in a waiting room with a VERY vocal cat who will no doubt be embarrassing us with the...

Oh, Mondo. You came and you gave without taking.   Model: Eyen We were a tad disappointed with this dress. As with A.J., we would have assumed an advantage on Mondo’s part for this kind of challenge. And while the dress is technically well done and even a little cute…...

  Model: Millana We were pleasantly surprised when this one came out. April’s pretty low key but whenever they do get her to smack talk her opponents, it seems to always be on the grounds of innovation and design. Judging by this entry and her aforementioned smack talk, we’re...