We’re really torn on this one.   Diane Lane attends the Caro Federico Theatrical Tribute to Federico Fellini in New York City. On paper, Diane Lane in a creamy ladytux sounds like a great idea. And in truth, there’s nothing we can point to here (except the sad top and...

Max Irons attends the premiere of ‘The Host’ in Hollywood, California wearing a Gucci suit paired with Christian Louboutin shoes.     [Photo Credit: Tina Gill/PR...

Adorbs:   Elle Fanning arrives in Los Angeles. Acne Lia Twist Knit Sweater. Thierry Lasry ‘Sexxxy’ Sunglasses. Miu Miu Jeweled Cap-toe Sneaker. And we NEVER say “adorbs.” We’re permanently opposed to its usage, along with “totes.” But we...

And now, darlings, the introduction of a brand new subset of internet commentary, and something that’s bound to get us a ton of google hits from people we probably don’t want to know… Royal Coat Porn. Ladies? Take a gander at a couple of Miss Cathy’s coats, since...

There’s something so gloriously appropriate about Gwynnie on the cover of Self magazine. After all, is there any star more self-oriented than her?   Gwyneth Paltrow covers the April 2013 issue of Self magazine in a Just Cavalli dress photographed by Matt Jones. Unfortunately, this...

Diane Kruger attends the premiere of ‘The Host’ in Hollywood, California in a Thakoon dress paired with Jimmy Choo sandals and Stephen Webster earrings. Thakoon Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Maria Loks Stephen Webster 18K White Gold Diamond and Sapphire Firework Earrings Jimmy Choo...

Because male stars never suffer under the frantic scrutiny that bedevils their female counterparts, we’re all about evening that out a bit. Unfortunately, because they’re not pressured to look good (or lent high-end items) like the female stars are, most paparazzi photos of male...

Darlings, what do we all think of this look? Saoirse Ronan attends the premiere of ‘The Host’ in Hollywood, California in head-to-toe Lanvin. Lanvin Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Marte Mei van Haaster (IMG) Lanvin Spring 2013 Collection Pump We’ll tell you what we think and...

Why, hello there, 1978! Eva Mendes makes an appearance on ‘The Late Show with David Letterman’ show in New York City in a leopard print Dolce&Gabbana dress. Dolce&Gabbana Leopard-Print Long-Sleeve Dress It’s been a while! This is so her look; this late ’70s,...

Miranda spews her fabulous and annoying perfection all over a camera lens and we can do little in response but sit here in awe. Bitch.   Miranda Kerr covers the April 2013 issue of Vogue Australia magazine photographed by Miguel Reveriego and styled by Natasha Royt. Saint Laurent Spring...

We had a seriously negative reaction to this getup. We literally recoiled from it, blurting out, “GOD, no!” This is why we can never be celebrity stylists, darlings. We’d get fired from every job the first time she tried something on we didn’t like. Anyway, it’s...

Sophie Turner attends the HBO’s ‘Game of Thrones’ third season premiere in a Dolce&Gabbana dress.     [Photo Credit: David Gabber/PR...

We’re always getting Selena and Vanessa Hudgens mixed up because middle age. So when we saw Selena wearing this dress, we started mentally admonishing her as if she was Vanessa, because this is something of a Vanessa-like mistake:   Selena Gomez makes an appearance on the...

Darlings, here are some pale people with good bone structure and extravagant lips to keep you occupied.   Brit Marling and Eddie Redmayne cover the April 2013 issue of W magazine photographed by Alasdair McLellan and styled by Edward Enninful. Let’s all discuss the ways in which...

Oh, well done, King Robb.   Richard Madden attends the HBO’s third season premiere of ‘Game of Thrones’ in Hollywood, Los Angeles. We’re referring to your spectacularly curly locks, of course. That is some serious fucking hair. The suit? Enh. It fits well  –...

Natalie Dormer attends the attends the HBO’s ‘Game of Thrones’ third season premiere in a Roland Mouret dress. Roland Mouret Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Josephine Le Tutour (ELITE)     [Photo Credit: David Gabber/PR Photos,...

Despite a first ten minutes comprising the following: We were a little bored with the episode. No complaints about that first ten minutes, though. Except for maybe finding Andrew Christian a little precious, but that’s just us.   Big. Black.   Barbie. Brava.   Maybe this...

There’s an entire segment of our upcoming book (which we’re sorry to keep mentioning, but we’re a couple weeks out from deadline and the thought of it pretty much consumes our days) that deals with how a celebrity should dress for a court appearance. No, really. We want to...

This almost could have been a Khaleesi-WERQ, but you’re going to have to blame Vicki Posh for snatching it away from her. Emilia Clarke attends the HBO’s ‘Game of Thrones’ third season premiere in a Victoria Beckham strapless gown accessorized with shoes and bag by...

We’re not mad at Jessica’s outfit. Mildly annoyed maybe.   Jessica Biel leaves Southern Hospitality BBQ with Justin Timberlake in New York City after celebrating Timbaland’s birthday. Look, you wanna wear your crocheted pants to Timbaland’s birthday party? Be our...

Diane Kruger visits ‘Extra’ to promote her new movie ‘The Host’ at the Grove in Los Angeles in a Carven cropped top paired with a Vanessa Bruno leather skirt and Christian Louboutin pumps. Christian Louboutin ‘Miyousra’ Pump     [Photo Credit:...

We are so loving Khaleesi’s pre- S3 Game of Thrones poledancing looks. Boy, that sentence doesn’t make a LICK of sense to outsiders, does it?   Emilia Clarke arrives at theater for her Broadway performance of ‘Breakfast at Tiffanys’ in Jason Wu. Jason Wu Fall 2013...

There’s something rather pretty, in a Stepford Wife kind of way, about this dress.   Vera Farmiga makes an appearance on ‘The Tonight Show With Jay Leno’ in a Valentino Guipure lace dress. Valentino Resort 2013 Collection But it is a TERRIBLE choice for a sit-down...

We are one hundred percent behind the idea of ladystars sporting massive weaponry on the red carpet. It’s the season’s must-have accessory! Or it should be, at least. Uma Thurman attends the Moet & Chandon and FilmAid Asia Power of Film Gala in Hong Kong in a custom Versace...

Valentino Fall 2013 collection shoes, inspired by the paintings of Flemish Masters.     [Photo Credit:...

Judging by her body language, Christina doesn’t much like this outfit.   Christina Hendricks attends the Theodora and Callum and Coach Cocktail Party in Beverly Hills, California. Theodora & Callum Citron Multi Yucatan Tie All Scarf Ooooh. Crossed arms AND crossed feet. Nothing...