Oh for God’s sake. We can’t.   Lana Del Rey at the 2013 Echo Awards in Berlin, Germany. WE CAN’T. Look, we’re all for finding a schtick and beating it into the ground but Amy Winehouse got there first and did it better. This just feels a like a middle-of-the-road...

Such is the power of the Khaleesi that even when she’s wearing too much makeup and a dress we don’t even like all that much, we still say “Whoa” at the sight of her.   Emilia Clarke attends the “Breakfast At Tiffany’s” Broadway Opening Night...

We think Dakota still hasn’t quite figured out a style for herself. Then again, you could say that about practically anyone who isn’t super-stylish. Still, it seems to us she’s working things out for herself, and if there’s one theme or through-line that you can see in...

It’s time, kittens. Time once again to ask that age-old question that has bedeviled thinkers and philosophers down through the ages. Namely:   ¿Quién es más macho?   Is it:   Jason Bateman     Or:   Bruno Mars     Or perhaps:   Jimmy Fallon...

Marion Cotillard for the latest ‘Lady Dior’ handbags 2013 campaign shot by Jean-Baptiste Mondino in looks from the Pre-Fall 2013 collection.     [Photo Credit: Jean-Baptiste Mondino for Dior,...

Oh, Miss Helena.   Helena Bonham Carter attends ‘A Night Of Funk & Soul 2013′ for Save The Children UK in London in a Vivienne Westwood dress paired with a Lulu Guinness clutch. LuLu Guinness Lipstick Red Snakeskin X-Large Lips Clutch   We love you, you crazy broad....

You bitches are so fickle. Oh, let’s not fight, darlings. We love you. It’s just that there was a time when we could slap a dress up and pretty much predict exactly what the reaction to it would be in the comments section. But lately, we find ourselves a bit surprised by what a...

Well, we knew it was going to happen eventually. Not the perennial “retail” challenge (although we did know that was going to happen eventually too); it’s the team format. We knew it was eventually going to yield fucked up results like last night.   We admit, the team...

Darlings, we’re feeling the need for some Paris in our day, aren’t you? Le Bar du Hôtel Plaza Athénée, Paris Gorgeous and comfy. Start a tab. Guest judge Bonnie Brooks, Nina Garcia, Rachel Roy and Heidi Klum So Zac Posen’s really just a part-time Duchess, isn’t he? Tim...

Elisabeth Moss attends the premiere of AMC’s ‘Mad Men’ Season 6 in Los Angeles, California in a McQ Alexander McQueen dress paired with a Charlotte Olympia clutch and Sergio Rossi pumps. Charlotte Olympia Pandora Clutch with Spider Clasp Sergio Rossi Mesh Bow Pump  ...

Once again: super-cute dress + highly questionable accessories. Brace yourselves, darlings.   Annasophia Robb attends the ‘Breakfast At Tiffany’s’ Broadway Opening Night after party in New York City in an Alice + Olivia striped shift dress paired with Jean-Michel...

  “The shoes of the Mosaics Collection are as intricate as the clothes. A huge variety of materials have been experimented with, from wood, to metal, velvet and lace. Exquisitely fashioned, crystal embellished, encrusted with mosaic like tiles and even a golden birdcage with...

The Rachel Zoe Project: Rachel is packing 200 suitcases for Paris Fashion Week. “Do you need 4 furry black jackets?” asks Roger, impotently. Rachel tells him that, since there is absolutely no possible way to know what the weather will be like in Paris that week, she is forced to...

Christina Hendricks attends the premiere of AMC’s ‘Mad Men’ Season 6 in Los Angeles, California in a L’Wren Scott dress accessorized with a L. K. Bennett ‘Amelia’ clutch and Giuseppe Zanotti pumps. L’Wren Scott Fall 2012 Collection L.K. Bennett Amelia...

In the interests of offering positive reinforcement to style-challenged celebrities, a principle held in high regard here at T Lo Celebrity Soothing, Int’l., we offer the following Public Service Announcement:   Christina Aguilera attends the screening of NBC’s ‘The...

Addendum: Girl, This is PAINFULLY Not Your Look:   Emmy Rossum attends the 21st Annual “A Night At Sardi’s” Gala Benefiting The Alzheimer’s Association in a Tory Burch dress paired with Jimmy Choo sandals. Tory Burch Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Kati Nescher...

Here is Matt Bomer wearing nothing objectionable, darlings.   Matt Bomer out and about in Beverly Hills. The fact that his clothes are so blandly inoffensive might spark some cranky criticism from us, but even on the off-chance we could get any of you to tear yourselves away from the...

January Jones attends the premiere of AMC’s ‘Mad Men’ Season 6 in Los Angeles, California in a Jonathan Saunders dress paired with Christian Louboutin sandals. Jonathan Saunders Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Talis Kyra     [Photo Credit: Jason Merritt/Getty Images,...

Oh, Tilda! You DO love us! You really, really DO! The last time we spoke (and by that we mean T Lo spoke and you pretended not to hear) we hinted that, while it’s always lovely to see you, it’s better when you wear something really meaty; something a couple bloggers can sink their...

This GURL is on fire: Teyonah Parris attends the premiere of AMC’s ‘Mad Men’ Season 6 in Los Angeles, California in a J. Loren dress paired with London Trash sandals and Rocco jewelry. Before we get to the hosannas, a reminder, in case you don’t recognize the name:...

Our thoughts in quick succession, upon viewing these pics: “Oh, what a fabulously ’60s-retro-tinged dress to wear to the Mad Men premiere!” “Jesus Christ, whoever styled her needs to be deported.”   Jessica Paré attends the premiere of AMC’s ‘Mad...

It’s been kinda cazh around these parts today, what with the workout clothes, coats, and unimpressive ladypants taking center stage. We feel the need for some sparkle right now.   Rosario Dawson attends the premiere of ‘Trance’ in London in a Jenny Packham gown...

Emmy Rossum attends the iHeartRadio ’20/20′ album release party with Justin Timberlake in a Topshop dress and pumps.     [Photo Credit:...

Okay, this has a more complicated elevator pitch than the average H&M collection, so we’re turning it over to Mr. Press Release momentarily to explain. “Hollywood glamour comes to H&M this spring with Conscious Exclusive – a partywear collection made from more sustainable...

We’re really torn on this one.   Diane Lane attends the Caro Federico Theatrical Tribute to Federico Fellini in New York City. On paper, Diane Lane in a creamy ladytux sounds like a great idea. And in truth, there’s nothing we can point to here (except the sad top and...

Max Irons attends the premiere of ‘The Host’ in Hollywood, California wearing a Gucci suit paired with Christian Louboutin shoes.     [Photo Credit: Tina Gill/PR...