Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day. Faded, shredded, and tea-stained, but still pretty, here’s the first look at Helena Bonham Carter as Miss Havisham in “Great Expectations,” directed by Mike Newell. The casting could not be more perfect (even if she does seem a...

We feel a little bad for Amanda because we’ve been forced to rag on her past couple of style choices and we know how devastating it must be for her to hear us say unkind things. We’re gonna do her a solid and feature her in something we like, but we’re not sure if we...

Believe it or not, we fought over whether to do this post. We’ve been sniping for two days over it. “Why don’t you want to do that Jessica Biel cover?” yells out Lorenzo, while cleaning the litter box. “I don’t know,” snaps Tom, scrubbing the toilet,...

Kerry Washington! GURL! Kerry Washington attends Keep A Child Alive’s 8th annual Black Ball in New York City in a Donna Karan dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes. Donna Karan Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Melissa Tammerijn We’re just gonna do this from the top down. Stand...

Yes, we’re firmly in “European Socialite Married to Deposed Royalty” territory now. This is a look for stumbling out of a Prague disco at 5 in the morning. Lady Gaga leaves a theater in London in Michael Kors. Michael Kors Fall 2011 Collection Shocking that Gaga is wearing...

The less said about that horrifying hour-long car crash known as Project Runway: Behind the Seams the better. And could that not have been a more Lifetime-y movie title? Project Runway: The Day the Sewing Stopped. We’ve always maintained Lifetime should take the franchise over to their...

Let’s check in on those plucky Twilight kids and see what they’re doing now.   Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner Hand and Footprint Ceremony at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood. Kristen Stewart wears a Marios Schwab dress. Marios Schwab Spring...

It happens to us all eventually. Even James Bond. Daniel Craig attends photocall for 23rd Bond Film “Skyfall” in London. Eventually, that moment comes where one has to say the dreaded words, “I think I have to go up a size.” Daniel, bless, hasn’t uttered those...

Jesus, kids. Your movie just opened. It’s a bit early in the poledancing process for the two of you to look so pissed off and tired of the whole thing. Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried attend “In Time”photocall in Berlin. Amanda Seyfried wears a Lyn Devon dress with...

Whether you plan on watching the reunion/Behind the Seams special tonight or not, we think anyone who slogged through season 9 of Project Runway deserves a stiff drink or three. China Doll Club in Beijing, China So let’s all jet off to Beijing, kittens!   Tears and retribution,...

We suspect the Bitter Kittens don’t really love Michelle the way we do. It seems like every time we post about her, a bunch of the precious unborn fawns of our comments section weigh in on their dislike for her. This doesn’t make us sad because everyone’s got the celebrity...

It would be unseemly to shout “WERQ it, girl!” at a future Queen of England, right?   Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, visit the UNICEF Supply Division center to view the distribution of aid to East Africa in Copenhagen, Denmark. The...

Despite the presence of children – which usually signals a disruption of the proceedings in a reality competition, this was a pretty great episode. The artists all got along fairly well with their kids and the kids themselves had produced some pretty impressive art on their own. Plus,...

We’re not feeling this Annie look, dolls.   Anne Hathaway attends the Princess Grace Awards Gala in New York City in a Valentino couture gown paired with Christian Louboutin pumps. Valentino Fall 2011 Couture Collection/Model: Allaire Heisig (FORD) Christian Louboutin Pumps...

Y’know, when this show first premiered, it was savaged by the television critics. And while we have a lot of respect for a lot of television critics, it felt to us like the claws were out and fully sharpened on this one, because a lot of them were ready to pay back show creator Ryan...

Anya makes fairly pretty clothes in an extremely narrow range. There’s no crime in any of that nor is there any reason to think she’s less likely to have a successful fashion design career as anyone else who ever appeared on (or even won) Project Runway. You never know. There were...

Okay, what were you more surprised by, Nolan’s abs or Nolan’s sexual orientation? Because we were pretty blindsided by both. Does this show get more delicious week after week or what? We don’t know why so many people call it a “guilty pleasure.” There’s no...

Sometimes, despite our different backgrounds, both T and Lo will look at some getup and come up with the exact same reference. Sometimes, to our pleasant surprise, we do that married couple telepathy thing and both come up with the same obscure reference. So it was with Blake’s little...

Hey, remember that time Adele got the cover of Vogue and we shocked the world by having an opinion and saying something bitchy about how they zoomed in so tight on her face because they’d rather die over at Vogue than have someone over a size 2 on their cover? Well compare and contrast,...

We so rarely take the time to check in on Princess Charlene. It seems like Cathy is sucking all the Princess oxygen out of the room all the time. We bet Charlene thinks she’s a bitch. Anyway, rare are the pictures of these two together where they don’t look tense and stressed out,...

In retrospect, we’re thinking Josh was the Michael Costello of this season. Not because he played the victim one too many times (although Josh could turn to victimhood at the drop of a hat: “You’re getting very aggressive with me!”), but because he got strung along by...

The premise, as it is every week, was very simple: The Chris March Gang get invited to participate in a headpiece design competition for charity called “Tulips and Pansies,” and are hooked up with an award-winning floral designer to put it together. Chris, to no one’s...

Janet Privacy Control relinquished the latter two temporarily for the cover of Harper’s Bazaar Arabia. Wouldn’t you?   Janet Jackson featured in the November 2011 issue of Harper’s Bazaar Arabia photographed by Alan Gelati and styled by Sally Matthews. Tom Ford Fall...

Let’s judge a boy, kittens. Joe Manganiello attends a press conference to promote “True Blood” in Hong Kong. Although it doesn’t seem right to use the term “boy,” since that is clearly a thick slice of MAN right there. Y’know, we never really got the...

Here’s a poser: would we have hated this episode if it had followed directly on the heels of the excellent previous one, without the baseball-induced 4-week hiatus separating the two? Or would the high quality of “Asian F,” one of the best single episodes in the history of...

SJP traveled to the magical land of Australia to pole-dance for that movie that flopped over here months ago, poor thing. To make what must have been a dreary task more fun, Sarah got her crazy on. Let’s break it down.   Sarah Jessica Parker arrives at the Melbourne premiere of...