Color us SHOCKED, darlings. Carrie Underwood attends the Nordstrom Symphony fashion show at the Schermerhorn Symphony Center in Nashville in an Oscar de la Renta dress. Oscar de la Renta Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Constance Jablonski Because we normally hate what she wears in public and we...

Katy gets a little Winehouse for the cover of Interview. Katy Perry covers the March 2012 issue of Interview magazine in Dolce & Gabbana photographed by Mikael Jannson. Honestly, without her name on the cover, we might not have figured out this was her. She gets a lot of flack, but...

Darlings, DKNY is collaborating with BaubleBar on a jewelry line called, appropriately enough “DKNY + BaubleBar,” consisting of nine pieces based on the DKNY spring collection, launching today on BaubleBar, DKNY.com and at DKNY stores. Prices range from $40 for to $320 and the...

Hey, who threw that Hamm at me? Jon Hamm pole dances for the new season of “Mad Men” on “The Late Show With David Letterman.” These aren’t very good shots from a fashion perspective (but they are excellent from a Hamm-viewing perspective), so we’ll refrain...

  Steffi takes a snow day. Lady Gaga stops by Harvard Yard before launching her “Born This Way” Foundation in a Prabal Gurung coat and Sally LaPointe dress.  Sally LaPointe Fall 2012 Collection Prabal Gurung Fall 2012 Collection That’s one way to keep the snow out of...

Well. That’s the problem with stories once you get everyone up to speed: there’s always a momentary “What’s next?” In a book, this pause-and-regroup moment could take as little as half a chapter, but in a serial television drama, it means entire episodes are...

It seems a little silly to say we’re ready for spring, since, where we are, winter still hasn’t quite arrived yet. But our internal clocks are longing for crocus shoots and longer days, so this editorial from Vogue Korea entitled “Spring Breeze” couldn’t be a...

It’s kind of refreshing that all our celebrity fashion today is off the red carpet, isn’t it? Not a gown or a couple mil worth of borrowed diamonds in sight. We do so love the drag revue known as the Oscars, but we find ourselves craving some street clothes to look at once awards...

Hit it, hos.   This, to us, is the most boring kind of drag queen. There’s no “character” here; it’s just a queen in a dress and wig. Totally dime-a-dozen. She looks pretty enough, we suppose, but totally generic.   We were with the judges on this one: if...

We almost feel sorry for little Chloe.   Chloe Moretz arrives at LAX carrying her Max Mara bag. Here she is, presumably embarking or disembarking, and looking like an adorable, albeit incredibly well-appointed teenager. Love the cans around your neck, girl! So why do we feel sorry for...

Okay, we fully admit that we’re not the people best qualified to answer this (which is why we’re asking it), but…  Jennifer Lopez for the Spring 2012 issue of V magazine photographed by Mario Testino and styled by Carine Roitfeld.   Bodysuit by Dolce & Gabbana. Robe...

Kristin, flogging the hell out of that already heavily flogged GCB show, demonstrates the virtue of thrift to the masses. Kristin Chenoweth makes an appearance on “The Late Show with David Letterman” in an Hervé Léger dress accessorized with Ray-Ban caravan sunglasses and Yves...

Better late than never, but this’ll be a short one. There was a welcome sense of focus to this episode and that’s something the show’s needed since, well, forever, really. Unfortunately, the writers chose to focus on a bunch of characters they’ve already spent way too...

We almost never start the day off with an editorial. We don’t know why, but we tend to see them as afternoon and evening posts; something pretty to look at when you’re in the midst of or near the end of the day. Of course it’s a silly thing to think about because the number...

Who, darlings? Who are the viciously hilarious queens who come up with challenges like “Pin a cock on Ru’s mouth?” Because we would like to shake their hands. We like to occasionally pretend that we’re funny queens, but this crew is operating on a whole different...

We are, of course, divided over this very important issue. Lorenzo looks at the following items, which can only be called man-clutches (although that sounds dirty), and squeals “I WANT EVERY SINGLE ONE!” Tom, in response, shifts uncomfortably in his seat, the way any longtime...

ONE! LAST! TIME!   Alice Eve We don’t mean to alarm you, Nancy Drew, but your dress appears to be evaporating.   Allison Janney in David Meister Fantastic dress on her. Kinda disappointing hair.   Cheryl Hines Looks like someone’s looking for a man tonight.  ...

Because we are so very analytical in that way that gets us crossed off cocktail party invite lists, we couldn’t help but stop and take the time to assess our reaction to this episode. Because – oh, didn’t we say? We LOVED this episode. One of the tightest single-episode...

Darlings, let’s take a break from looking at all those world-class gowns at the various Oscar events and jump back into the reality television pool, where the gowns are considerably lower than world-class.     This dress smells like flop sweat. It’s got...

Hit it again, attention hos!   Adam Lambert Cleans up well.   Ahna O’Reilly in Randi Rahm Kinda disco-meets-geometry fabulous.   Anne Heche in Dolce & Gabbana Not a bad gown, but it’s a little limp and sad-looking. And the color’s not her friend.  ...

Precious Unborn Fawns, you didn’t think we were done with our Oscars coverage, did you? Silly PUFs. The bitchery doesn’t stop until T & Lo drop, you should know that!   Adepero Oduye Cute. We feel like the proportions on the skirt are a little off; like maybe it should...

Darlings, it was the GAYEST party that ever gay-partied! Which means “taste” was NOT a consideration! Let’s all form opinions on the outrageous tackiness on display, shall we?   Anika Noni Rose Y’know, it’s funny? The last couple of times we saw her on the...

Darlings, it was the Vanity Fair Oscar party! Where people who weren’t invited to the main event get dressed up and people who were invited to the main event get dressed down! Let’s judge! Abbie Cornish in Tommy Hilfiger Simple and perfect.   Amy Adams in Vivienne Westwood...

We’ve been really hard on Jessica throughout awards season. We have a reason for that. It’s because she’s normally very, very bad at dressing herself. But we gay-gasped at the sight of her last night. Admittedly, we do think the dress might be wearing her, but it’s so...

Line ‘em up!   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace What the shit was she doing with her leg all night? Did she come down with a bout of crazy or something? Because usually Angie’s pretty demure when it comes to playing the sex card. That was just odd the way she kept sticking...

Darlings, we tweeted for SIX STRAIGHT HOURS last night! And can we just say? If you tweet for 6 straight hours, your sleep cycle gets very staccato and you wind up waking up over and over again. We’re pretty sure that’s because our dreams were all only 140 characters long. Hit it!...