Sometimes, when you’re a bitchy red carpet commenter, you wake up to find that, in the last 24 hours, no celebrity wore anything worth talking about. These are the mornings when we cycle through the wires glumly uttering “No, no, no…” to an endless array of boring...

Hey kids! It’s the Third Annual ELLE Women In Music Event at Avalon in Hollywood, California! Let’s judge!   Amy Heidemann On the one hand, we kind of love her for striking a confident pose rather than the standard “I’m just a girl. A girl who has to pee”...

Hey, whatever happened to Renee Zellweger anyway?   Renée Zellweger featured in the May 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar Russia photographed by Simon Upton and styled by Michael Dye. Hair: Ryan Trygstad. Makeup: Kristofer Buckle. All gowns by Ralph Lauren. Ralph Lauren Spring 2012...

No, really. That’s the name of the line: Something Else. We hope you didn’t click on this thinking “something else” meant “something other than clothing,” which would be a safe bet with Ri, but  we’re afraid we’ll have to disappoint you this...

Honestly, we don’t get this chick at all. Lake Bell attends The 15th Annual ASPCA Bergh Ball in NYC in a Marchesa gown. Marchesa Resort 2012 Collection She always looks kinda half-assed on the red carpet. And we kindasorta sympathize with those celebs who just don’t like getting...

Here’s your Mid-day Meat, kittens. It’s a little fuzzy today. Chris Evans featured in the May 2012 issue of Details magazine photographed by Norman Jean Roy. Shirt and Tie by Louis Vuitton. Jacket by Burberry Brit. Long johns by Jockey. Shirt by Burberry Brit. Pants by Polo Ralph...

Darlings, let’s talk shoes. Specifically, Tom Ford shoes. We’re totally digging the designs on these. Yes, that centered heel looks like it might cause some walking problems, but we like these for being delicate in an era when shoes keep getting more and more complicated and...

Rose has graciously offered to stand in as a visual aid while we discuss our much-asked-about ideas on accessories matching. Rose? Why don’t you come out here and show the class what you’ve done? Rose McGowan attends the 2012 TCM Classic Film Festival Opening Night Gala in a Preen...

Anyone seen the promos for HBO’s VEEP? We tend to run screaming from any fictionalized versions of the American political world because they’re either naive fantasies or far too cynical diatribes. Everyone hated us when West Wing was on the air because we refused to watch it for...

Poor Scarlett. It seems very few of the Bitter Kittens liked your Versace dress. Those bitches.   Scarlett Johansson featured in the May 2012 issue of Vogue magazine photographed by Mario Testino.   Maybe this will make them love you, girl. We certainly loved it. Sure, the fashion...

Kat has thoughtfully provided us with an excellent example of the themed red carpet dress. The idea behind the themed red carpet dress is very simple: match your outfit to the genre of movie you’re attending. Romantic comedy? Flirty, girly dress. Serious Oscar-bait drama? Black or navy...

Lots of cuties wearing lots of really unfortunate suits, darlings. Let’s get to it.   Alexander Skarsgard and Stellan Skarsgard Daw. That’s kind of cute. We don’t think we’ve ever seen them together before. Sorry, dad. Sonny boy wins this one. His jacket’s a...

Press release? Is there something you’d like to share with the rest of the class? “H&M Conscious launches an Exclusive Glamour Collection “For fashion lovers, the red carpet has become as exciting as the catwalk, with celebrity gowns now creating their very own trends....

We keep putting Stella McC dresses up to a vote and y’all keep shooting them down. You guys REALLY don’t like her stuff, do you? Let’s try one more: Charlize Theron attends the premiere of “Prometheus” in Paris in a Stella McCartney dress. Stella McCartney Fall...

Because you’re not truly a “thing” until you have an accessory named after you. Mulberry has named a bag after singer Lana Del Rey. She was first seen wearing the bag at the brand’s runway show in London and she’s been sashaying with that thing on her arm ever...

There’s a ton of Avengers premiere pictures in the pipeline for today, but for now, we’d like to single out Miss Scarlett (in the conservatory, with the knife).  We’ve given her a hard time for the past year or so because it looked to us like her divorce had left her...

Nothing like that shit-eating “I look amazing” smirk on someone, is there? Cobie Smulders at the premiere of “The Avengers” in LA in a Donna Karan gown. Donna Karan Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Frida Gustavsson That lady knows she looks fantastic and she’s 100%...

Darlings, in our ongoing efforts to be as transparent as possible, here are some pictures for nerds and fangurls to squee over while we have coffee and figure out what else to write about today. It’s Doctor Who‘s Matt Smith and Karen Gillan shooting the show’s 11,000th...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day; a colorful editorial with some great looks, an interesting model, and a really dumb name. Do try not to focus too much on the latter, won’t you? Enjoy. Marni Spring 2012 Collection/La Fée Maraboutée Spring 2012 Collection ELLE Canada May...

We usually find ourselves in the position of Prada-defenders to a world (our readership) unwilling to recognize Miuccia’s unique brand of genius. HOWEVER…   Freida Pinto attends the NYLON Magazine 13th Annivesary Celebration in Prada. Don’t get us wrong; there’s a...

Hey Boy.    Ryan Gosling grabbing lunch in NYC. Just wanted to let you know that we totally dig your hipster t-shirt and were wondering how much time you spent this morning lovingly applying mud just so to your boots to give you that “sensitive ditch-digger who probably also writes...

We feel shame. We’re such little whores. Krysten Ritter attends the NYC screening of “Don’t Trust the B—- in Apt. 23″ in Alice + Olivia by Stacey Bendet. We’re telling you this not because we’re actual little whores but because we’re going to...

We often hear complaining that magazines utilize actresses (especially for the covers) way more than they do models. It’s a valid complaint but we’ve been told by people in the industry that an actress on a fashion mag cover will guarantee as much as 25% more in sales. But...

It’s true in every episode, but in this one, color stories really took center stage in the costuming. Walk with us. The staging on this scene was very smart. Don’s coughing caused Megan to move away so that when Andrea entered the elevator she had no idea they were together. The...

Kittens, Daddy and Papa are playing blog catchup after some important morning bidness. You’re just going to have to be patient with us and yes, Mad Style’s coming later today. For now, we’re taking the lazy blogger’s route. No, not kitten videos; just pictures of a...

Penelope shows off her “SEXY HAIR” for Harper’s. She also shows off her “BOOBS” but they didn’t get a cover credit. Apparently, her hair has a better publicist than her boobs.   Penelope Cruz featured in the May 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar...