Hit it, sweaty gals! Emma Watson Lose the bathmat and this could be cute.  This is cute as it is. Florence Welch It’s funny. She’s finally at an event where her hippy-dippy prairie dresses are all the rage. She should have played against expectations and shown up in a tight...

Oh, Ryan. You’ve really overplayed your hand this time. Because we were content with the illusion that you were only just a tiny bit pretentious with your style choices, but looking at you in your artfully scuffed boots and completely pointless hoodie vest with the hood inexplicably...

Darlings, sappy romance movies make our asses itch, but sappy romance movies with soldiers make our asses itch and our eyes roll back in our heads. It is for this reason that we do not buy tickets to sappy romance movies with soldiers, lest people in the theater think we’re having a...

So, a handful of people asked us what happened to our Smash post last week. Nothing happened to it. It doesn’t exist. We figured we were doing you all a service because yet another post from us about how we hate the direction of the show and don’t care about Julia’s...

Sometimes, we really do think we’re doing God’s work here, kittens.  Because we look at things like this: Kelly Ripa attends the 10th Annual TV Land Awards in NYC in a Jason Wu dress. Jason Wu Spring 2012 Collection And we realize that these wretched little creatures who populate...

Sexy, good-looking celebrities get a fashion editorial and magazine cover. Stop the presses. W Magazine May 2012 Editorial: “An Affair to Remember” Photographer: Emma Summerton Stylist: Arianne Phillips Hair: Jimmy Paul Makeup: Jeanine Lobell He looks good, but then again,...

Another round of pretend stylist, anyone? Sure, these shoes have already been showing up on the feet of the famous, but pesky reality has never stopped us from expressing an opinion. Don’t forget to play along at home, kids! Simply blurt out the first celeb you think of when you see...

Darlings, it was the ”My Valentine” Video Premiere hosted by Paul McCartney and Stella McCartney at her store in Los Angeles and all the stars   came out to shine against the shittiest step-and-repeat backdrop we’ve seen in years! Wait. What?   Ginnifer Goodwin This...

You know how sometimes we say, “Girl, that’s not your dress?” Miss Halle, by virtue of the fact that she’s Miss Halle, demonstrates the exact opposite principle: Halle Berry attends the 2012 Jenesse Silver Rose Awards Gala and Auction in a Dolce&Gabbana dress....

A digitally remastered version of Cammie graces the cover of InStyle magazine. Cameron Diaz featured in the May 2012 issue of InStyle magazine photographed by Liz Collins and styled by Samira Nasr. Hair: Sebastien Richard. Makeup: Gucci Westman. Dress by Valentino.   Valentino Spring...

Let’s once again offer a Mid-day Man who isn’t a square-jawed Neanderthal with great abs. Let’s go the hipster nerd route, shall we?   Glee‘s Kevin McHale hosts a meet-and-greet at Sugar Factory in LA. Adorable, but this isn’t quite working for us. Too...

We really wanted to love this.   Penelope Cruz attends the world premiere of  ”To Rome With Love”  in Rome in a Dolce&Gabbana gown. It’s a good-on-paper dress, but it’s not working for us. We’re as over black lace as we can possibly be, but the solution...

Coachella! The music festival that also doubles as a red carpet! Is it fair to bitch about what the celebs are wearing here? Who gives a shit?   Diane Kruger Wait. Didn’t they break up? Or is that some guy who just happens to look a lot like Joshua Jackson? And if so, isn’t...

Lately, we’ve been fighting the tendency for some people to see us as experts on how women and men should dress in their day-to-day lives, but sometimes a celeb steps out in something that forces us to get all huffy and lay down the law. Zooey Deschanel attends the world premiere of...

Mad Men landed like a pop culture bomb (even if it’s never achieved a massive audience) in part because it provided a much-needed unromanticized look at a world yet to be changed by social changes like feminism, offering a view of women’s lives   under a patriarchal, consumerist,...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day. And by “pretty,” we mean, “pretty damn crazy.”  ”Salad Days” photographed by Richard Burbridge and styled by Robbie Spencer for New York Times Style Magazine. Dolce&Gabbana Spring 2012 Collection Sure, we...

Sometimes, when you’re a bitchy red carpet commenter, you wake up to find that, in the last 24 hours, no celebrity wore anything worth talking about. These are the mornings when we cycle through the wires glumly uttering “No, no, no…” to an endless array of boring...

Hey kids! It’s the Third Annual ELLE Women In Music Event at Avalon in Hollywood, California! Let’s judge!   Amy Heidemann On the one hand, we kind of love her for striking a confident pose rather than the standard “I’m just a girl. A girl who has to pee”...

Hey, whatever happened to Renee Zellweger anyway?   Renée Zellweger featured in the May 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar Russia photographed by Simon Upton and styled by Michael Dye. Hair: Ryan Trygstad. Makeup: Kristofer Buckle. All gowns by Ralph Lauren. Ralph Lauren Spring 2012...

No, really. That’s the name of the line: Something Else. We hope you didn’t click on this thinking “something else” meant “something other than clothing,” which would be a safe bet with Ri, but  we’re afraid we’ll have to disappoint you this...

Honestly, we don’t get this chick at all. Lake Bell attends The 15th Annual ASPCA Bergh Ball in NYC in a Marchesa gown. Marchesa Resort 2012 Collection She always looks kinda half-assed on the red carpet. And we kindasorta sympathize with those celebs who just don’t like getting...

Here’s your Mid-day Meat, kittens. It’s a little fuzzy today. Chris Evans featured in the May 2012 issue of Details magazine photographed by Norman Jean Roy. Shirt and Tie by Louis Vuitton. Jacket by Burberry Brit. Long johns by Jockey. Shirt by Burberry Brit. Pants by Polo Ralph...

Darlings, let’s talk shoes. Specifically, Tom Ford shoes. We’re totally digging the designs on these. Yes, that centered heel looks like it might cause some walking problems, but we like these for being delicate in an era when shoes keep getting more and more complicated and...

Rose has graciously offered to stand in as a visual aid while we discuss our much-asked-about ideas on accessories matching. Rose? Why don’t you come out here and show the class what you’ve done? Rose McGowan attends the 2012 TCM Classic Film Festival Opening Night Gala in a Preen...

Anyone seen the promos for HBO’s VEEP? We tend to run screaming from any fictionalized versions of the American political world because they’re either naive fantasies or far too cynical diatribes. Everyone hated us when West Wing was on the air because we refused to watch it for...

Poor Scarlett. It seems very few of the Bitter Kittens liked your Versace dress. Those bitches.   Scarlett Johansson featured in the May 2012 issue of Vogue magazine photographed by Mario Testino.   Maybe this will make them love you, girl. We certainly loved it. Sure, the fashion...