Okay, fine. You’ve worn us down, Miuccia. Long have we maintained, in the face of a rising tide of vocal opposition, that you are a fashion genius and that your intellectual approach to design yields clothes worth talking about and, a season or two later, wind up getting ripped off by...

RiRi straps on her bitchface (and Atelier Versace) for the cover of Elle.   Rihanna covers the April 2012 issue of ELLE France magazine photographed by Tom Munro and styled by Joe Zee. Hair: Ursula Stephen. Makeup: Mylah Morales. Atelier Versace Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Sigrid Agren...

Time to play “Compare and Contrast,” kittens. Or maybe we should call it “Getting it Wrong and Getting it Right.” First, the wrong:   Jennifer Morrison attends the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Style Event in an Andrew Gn dress. Andrew Gn Spring 2012 Collection/Model:...

Joechella. Enough said. You’re welcome. [Photo Credit:...

We want to like this; really we do, Miss Ems. Emma Watson attends ‘Struck By Lightning’ Premiere during the 2012 Tribeca Film Festival in NYC in Miu Miu. Because if there’s one consistent complaint we’ve had about you, it’s that you sometimes look a bit too put...

Darlings, it was the GLAAD Media Awards, and for an event that’s all about image, a lot of these folks didn’t seem particularly concerned with theirs. Come on, gays and gay-friendlys; we know it’s not the Oscars, but half of y’all look like you arrived in the clothes...

We noted, earlier in the season, that the writing had changed slightly. It seemed to us that the writers wanted to address head on the oft-mentioned complaint about the show that “nothing happens,” and we wondered if perhaps this was a result of the long, sometimes nasty...

These boys are driving us nuts with their inconsistency. One premiere they’re looking fine; the next, they look like they all swapped suits at the last second. Are they only using stylists for every other premiere?   Chris Hemsworth This looks pretty good. A bit on the shiny side,...

It must be exhausting being Katy Perry and having to change your look every two weeks or so.   Katy Perry attends 2012 ASCAP Pop Awards in Hollywood in a Temperley London gown. Temperley London Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Amanda Hendrick Can’t get behind the indigo hair, the...

Well, it’s official. We saw it coming and we called it, but now there can be no doubt. Scarlett Johansson attends the London premiere of “The Avengers” in a Prada dress paired with Christian Louboutin ‘Pigalle’ pumps. Jewelry by Bulgari. We’re in the midst of a...

Don’t look so cranky, Miley. We’re about to pay you a compliment.   Miley Cyrus leaving Pilates class in Los Angeles. Betsey Johnson Spring 2012 Collection Because we think this is kind of cute and for once, age-appropriate. Normally, you’re either dressed like Helen...

This is hilarious to any of us who can remember those halcyon days of mooseknuckle and Tiger Beat hair.  Graphic T-shirt by J. Crew. Jeans by Levi’s. Knit polo shirt by A|X Armani Exchange. Twill pants by Joseph Abboud. Out Magazine May 2012 Editorial: “Do The Hustle” Models:...

Darlings, it was the premiere of The Five-Year Engagement (which, despite our hatred of rom-coms, actually looks a little charming and funny), and the looks ranged from formal to casual, with a couple of stops for tacky along the way. Let’s assess!   Camilla Belle in Jason Wu We...

Oh, Miss Elizabeth. You’ve been suckered by a dress. Elizabeth Banks attends “The Five Year Engagement” premiere party in NYC in a Peter Pilotto dress. Peter Pilotto Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Janice Alida And we don’t blame you, because really, this dress is pretty...

It’s amazing how different a dress looks, depending on the picture. We saw much smaller versions of these pics last night and said “Alrighty, then. There’s our WERQ for the day.” Note: We don’t really say things like “Alrighty, then.” We prefer...

Darlings, here’s your low-key pretty for the day: the Marchesa spring 2013 bridal collection. That’s right; we said “low-key.” Oh sure, there’s some poofiness on display but nothing approaching the poofstravaganzas the brand is known for. Instead, the lines are...

Darlings, who doesn’t love a good hat? Well, people with big heads, we suppose. Marc Jacobs Granted, it seems like a bunch of designers went full-bore crazy when it comes to the hat designs for this season. Anna Sui, Burberry Prorsum, Christian Dior Donna Karan, Emilio Pucci, Giorgio...

Hit it, heroes! Avengers ASSEMBLE! Jeremy Renner, Roberty Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, and Mark Ruffalo attend the premiere of “The Avengers” in Moscow. Oh, well done, heroes. Seriously. Let’s break it down. Nina Ricci Pre-Fall 2012...

We’re torn on this look. Debra Messing attends the opening night of ‘Peter And The Starcatcher’ on Broadway in Michael Kors. Michael Kors Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Hanne Gaby Odiele Mostly, we find how she dresses for public appearances to be a little disappointing. She...

We can’t get behind this one.   Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt attend the Food Bank For New York City 2012 Can-Do Awards Dinner. No, sir; we canNOT. We have nothing against beards. On the right guy they can be incredibly hot and flattering. But Hamm, you are not that guy....

Oh, Miss Trudy/Annie! Honey, we’re so proud of you! Because, as we’re sure you know, you’ve managed to disappoint us pretty much every time you’ve stepped out in public. Alison Brie attends the premiere of “The Five Year Engagement” in NYC in a Victoria...

You’re going to scroll down, and if you’re a good minion, you will know exactly what we’re going to say next. Are you ready to be tested?     Emily Blunt attends the premiere of “The Five Year Engagement” in NYC in Jason Wu. Jewelry by Lorraine...

Last night, as we watched Hamptons Batman get in some righteously furious head kicks, we looked to the the heavens and silently whispered, “Thank you.” Revenge is finally back in our lives. Don’t get us wrong, we loves us some Mad Men, but sometimes, you don’t want to...

Darlings, here’s your gorgeous for the day: the Oscar de la Renta spring 2013 Bridal Collection. Many kittens will be happy to see that, unlike a lot of bridal collections in recent years, this one isn’t just an endless succession of strapless gowns. There are straps! And even...

Okay, kids. Daddy and Papa are fighting again. We’re going to try not to examine too closely the fact that we’re fighting over Ivanka Trump, because we’re afraid that says some very unpleasant things about our marriage. After all, when was the last time you and your spouse...

We doubt we’re going to be met with much agreement on this one, but that’s never stopped us before. Leelee Sobieski attends the 11th Annual Tribeca Film Festival Vanity Fair Party in Jil Sander. Jil Sander Spring 2012 Collection Very few ladies could reasonably pull off wearing...