Judging by the reaction to the previous Fan Bingbing posts, it occured to us that we are not providing you with enough Fan Bingbing in your lives. It also occurred to us that If Fan Bingbing married Dakota Fanning, she could be Fan Fanning. If she married David Crosby, she could be Fan...

Darlings, we are positively drowning in Cannes gowns, but before we head into that particular morass, let’s take a moment to stop by the Billboard Music Awards red carpet. It seems an entertainment industry legend with decades of experience has decided to make a splash and show the...

Going by online reactions, it would appear that we are the only two people in the world who don’t pine for a Joan/Don hookup. We can certainly see the appeal; they’re both extremely attractive – almost archetypally so – and the actors do have a tremendous chemistry,...

Darlings, when you are internationally famous, jet-setting super-bloggers like ourselves, you find that there just aren’t enough hours in the day to get to all the fabulous things you want to write about. Or you find that there’s plenty of material to write about; you just...

It’s been very Cannes-y and gown-y around these parts lately, so let’s amuse our bouches and close out the week with something a little less high-falutin’, shall we?   Jaime King attends The CW Network’s New York 2012 Upfront in NYC in Proenza Schouler. Mesh...

So Lorenzo was all, “We have to feature a couple of Eva Longoria looks,” and Tom was like, “Really? Because she bugs,” and then Lorenzo got all kinds of, “Everyone is talking about her gowns and we should have an opinion,” so Tom goes,...

Amelia Pond, we luvyatadeth and we will cry like little baby girls when you leave Doctor Who, but that does not mean we can go easy on you now, dear.   Everything’s fine – or as fine as a sheer skirt over a mini can get – until you hit the ankles. No way do those...

We figured we’ve been dishing out way too much in the way of meat when it comes to our man-posts lately, so we thought we’d take a moment and turn back toward style and the ancient gentlemanly qualities we value so highly here at T Lo Gentlemanly Qualities, Ltd., which is not at...

Miss Fan may just come home from Cannes with more WERQs than any other attendee. And as we all know, superstars from around the world flock to Cannes just so that we can assess their outfits and render our judgments. This look may not be as “Ohmigod, my eyes are coming!” gorgeous...

Far be it for us to offer any advice to the Acid Queen here, since she looks like she can kill us with her brain, but there’s a detail or two here that bother us.   Jada Pinkett Smith attends the Women In Film celebration at the 65th Cannes Film Festival in a Paco Rabanne dress....

Guess who’s on the cover of Candy magazine, getting in touch with their inner drag queen?   Go on. Guess.                  Tilda Swinton covers the 4th issue of Candy Magazine, The Extra Extravagance Issue, photographed by Xevi Muntane and...

Miss Marion gets as French as she can possibly get, wearing Dior Couture on the French Riviera, at Cannes. She should’ve worn a beret and stuck a baguette down the front of her dress to complete the picture. We’re all about tacky, reductive national pride here at T Lo Opinions,...

We would like to personally thank Charlize for wearing something so self-evidently wrong for her that we barely have to type another word.   Charlize Theron attends photocall for ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ in Madrid in a Giambattista Valli dress accessorized with Christian...

Darlings, here’s your gorgeosity for today. Prometheus star – and original Girl With the Dragon Tattoo -  Noomi Rapace straps on some killer gowns, hits her mark, stares off into the distance, and quietly tells Rooney Mara to go fuck herself. Figuratively speaking. We could...

Darlings, let’s pit Freida Pinto against her nemesis, who for the purposes of this experiment, we will call Schmeida Schminto. First, Freida: Freida Pinto attends the Opening Ceremony and screening of “Moonrise Kingdom” at Cannes in a Michael Angel gown paired with Chopard...

We’ve been bitching a lot lately (as is our nature) about those dusty, mauve-y pinks that have been showing up on the red carpets, but from where we’re sitting, this is exactly the kind of pink that works best when you want a toned-down pink: Jessica Chastain attends opening...

Every single damn thing about this look is so fabulous that you may go into fierce overload if you look at these pictures for too long. We suggest focusing on one item at a time; first, the stunning dress; then, the amazing jewelry and bag; and finally, the hair, which is so nuclear-grade...

What with Cannes going on and all, you can expect to be flooded with “ladies in gowns” posts for the foreseeable near-future. So thank you, Entertainment Weekly, for giving us this shot of testosterone to get us over the hump, so to speak. Also, let’s all hate that girl in...

Since Miss Diane is one of the judges at Cannes this year, for the opening ceremony, she decided on full-on Aphrodite drag: Diane Kruger at the Opening Ceremony and screening of ‘Moonrise Kingdom’ during the 65th Cannes International Film Festival. Diane Kruger wore a Giambattista...

Hmmm. We hate to say this about an instance of Tilda really bringing it, but … well, look for yourself: Tilda Swinton attends opening ceremony and ‘Moonrise Kingdom’ premiere during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a dress designed by favorite designer Haider...

Aw, man. Revenge, why you gotta get so complicated? We can’t keep track of what the hell’s going on anymore. It’s like Game of Thrones in shorter skirts and higher heels. Can’t we just, for at least a little while, let this be about Clarke-style justice raining down on...

Early morning services will begin with Miss Jane Fonda, as she delivers the homily.   Jane Fonda attends opening ceremony during the 65th Cannes Film Festival in an Atelier Versace gown paired with Chopard diamond earrings and ring from the Animal World collection. Atelier Versace Fall...

Darlings, here’s your pretty to close out your day and send you off into an evening of serenity and peaceful slumber. Also, hot semi-naked guys. Karlie Kloss straps on some amazing gowns and poses with some top American male olympians for Annie Leibovitz and the pages of Vogue. Close...

Hi Christina! You keep walking. You look like you have somewhere to be. We can follow along and judge you on the way. Christina Hendricks out and about in NYC. Yves Saint Laurent ‘Belle Du Jour’ Clutch This is semi-cute, but it’s also one of those sum-is-worse-than-its-parts...

Charlize takes another moment out of her busy schedule to remind the world that she is fierce as shit.  Charlize Theron covers the June 2012 issue of InStyle magazine photographed by Michelangelo di Battista and styled by Leslie Fremar in a dress by Salvatore Ferragamo.   And that she...

It appears that Diane has decided that Cannes is the perfect place to say, “Fuck that ‘fashionista’ bullshit. I’ma make you WANT this.”   Diane Kruger at Feature Film Jury Photocall during the 65th Annual Cannes in a Versus dress paired with Jimmy Choo...