Our first thought upon viewing these A-Morir shades was, “We can’t picture anyone but Rihanna, Nicki Minaj or Gaga wearing them.” So color us completely unsurprised to find out in the second paragraph of this article that all three have, in fact worn them.   Phillips...

Dear Dakota,   Dakota Fanning attends the 11th Annual Tribeca Film Festival Vanity Fair Party in Lanvin. Lanvin Pre-Fall 2012 Collection Your dress is absolutely adorable and looks perfect on you. One bit of advice: please remove your dental device headgear before leaving the house....

Here’s your Mid-day Man, kittens: sloppy man-boy Robert Downey, Jr., doing what he does best: being Robert Downey, Jr.   Robert Downey Jr. featured in the May 2012 issue of Esquire magazine photographed by Nigel Parry. The man can’t wear clothes to save his life, but he more...

That’s right, kittens! We’re going to force you to look at another Stella McCartney dress. Because you love them so much.   Kerry Washington attends “Django Unchained” Photocall in Cancun in Stella McCartney. Stella McCartney Pre-Fall 2012 Collection Hey, at least she was...

Sometimes Fraulein Heidi gets on our nerves and sometimes she charms the pants off us. We’ve had a long, contentious relationship with her and we’ve never even met her.   Heidi Klum featured in the April 2012 issue of Allure magazine photographed by Norman Jean Roy. But we...

This is almost too adorable:   Krysten Ritter films a segment for “Extra” at The Grove in an Alice + Olivia by Stacey Bendet ‘Camellia’ flare box pleat dress. Alice + Olivia Fall 2012 Collection We keep looking at it and fighting back our bitchy fashion blogger...

Because this episode was dominated by men in suits, it’s a little tougher to pull out any sort of inferences or meaning from the costumes. To our amusement, we found ourselves desperately scanning all the ties, looking for something to present itself. To our surprise, something did....

You guys! Rosie H-W put on a dress and it doesn’t actually look all that good on her! All those voodoo dolls you stuck pins into actually did the trick! Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at the screening of “Safe” in New York City in a Andrew Gn dress paired with Brian Atwood shoes....

Time to play the body language guessing game, kids! Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield attend “The Amazing Spider Man” Photocall in Cancun. Emma Stone wore a Calvin Klein ensemble. Because she sure as hell doesn’t look like standing next to him with her arm around him is...

We know what you’re all going to say. Elizabeth Olsen attends the 2012 Grand Chefs Dinner in NYC in a Valentino gown. Valentino Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Frida Gustavsson (IMG) The Row Shoulder Bag Go ahead. You know you want to. “Sister-wife.” There. Now you don’t...

Hit it, sweaty gals! Emma Watson Lose the bathmat and this could be cute.  This is cute as it is. Florence Welch It’s funny. She’s finally at an event where her hippy-dippy prairie dresses are all the rage. She should have played against expectations and shown up in a tight...

Oh, Ryan. You’ve really overplayed your hand this time. Because we were content with the illusion that you were only just a tiny bit pretentious with your style choices, but looking at you in your artfully scuffed boots and completely pointless hoodie vest with the hood inexplicably...

Darlings, sappy romance movies make our asses itch, but sappy romance movies with soldiers make our asses itch and our eyes roll back in our heads. It is for this reason that we do not buy tickets to sappy romance movies with soldiers, lest people in the theater think we’re having a...

So, a handful of people asked us what happened to our Smash post last week. Nothing happened to it. It doesn’t exist. We figured we were doing you all a service because yet another post from us about how we hate the direction of the show and don’t care about Julia’s...

Sometimes, we really do think we’re doing God’s work here, kittens.  Because we look at things like this: Kelly Ripa attends the 10th Annual TV Land Awards in NYC in a Jason Wu dress. Jason Wu Spring 2012 Collection And we realize that these wretched little creatures who populate...

Sexy, good-looking celebrities get a fashion editorial and magazine cover. Stop the presses. W Magazine May 2012 Editorial: “An Affair to Remember” Photographer: Emma Summerton Stylist: Arianne Phillips Hair: Jimmy Paul Makeup: Jeanine Lobell He looks good, but then again,...

Another round of pretend stylist, anyone? Sure, these shoes have already been showing up on the feet of the famous, but pesky reality has never stopped us from expressing an opinion. Don’t forget to play along at home, kids! Simply blurt out the first celeb you think of when you see...

Darlings, it was the ”My Valentine” Video Premiere hosted by Paul McCartney and Stella McCartney at her store in Los Angeles and all the stars   came out to shine against the shittiest step-and-repeat backdrop we’ve seen in years! Wait. What?   Ginnifer Goodwin This...

You know how sometimes we say, “Girl, that’s not your dress?” Miss Halle, by virtue of the fact that she’s Miss Halle, demonstrates the exact opposite principle: Halle Berry attends the 2012 Jenesse Silver Rose Awards Gala and Auction in a Dolce&Gabbana dress....

A digitally remastered version of Cammie graces the cover of InStyle magazine. Cameron Diaz featured in the May 2012 issue of InStyle magazine photographed by Liz Collins and styled by Samira Nasr. Hair: Sebastien Richard. Makeup: Gucci Westman. Dress by Valentino.   Valentino Spring...

Let’s once again offer a Mid-day Man who isn’t a square-jawed Neanderthal with great abs. Let’s go the hipster nerd route, shall we?   Glee‘s Kevin McHale hosts a meet-and-greet at Sugar Factory in LA. Adorable, but this isn’t quite working for us. Too...

We really wanted to love this.   Penelope Cruz attends the world premiere of  ”To Rome With Love”  in Rome in a Dolce&Gabbana gown. It’s a good-on-paper dress, but it’s not working for us. We’re as over black lace as we can possibly be, but the solution...

Coachella! The music festival that also doubles as a red carpet! Is it fair to bitch about what the celebs are wearing here? Who gives a shit?   Diane Kruger Wait. Didn’t they break up? Or is that some guy who just happens to look a lot like Joshua Jackson? And if so, isn’t...

Lately, we’ve been fighting the tendency for some people to see us as experts on how women and men should dress in their day-to-day lives, but sometimes a celeb steps out in something that forces us to get all huffy and lay down the law. Zooey Deschanel attends the world premiere of...

Mad Men landed like a pop culture bomb (even if it’s never achieved a massive audience) in part because it provided a much-needed unromanticized look at a world yet to be changed by social changes like feminism, offering a view of women’s lives   under a patriarchal, consumerist,...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day. And by “pretty,” we mean, “pretty damn crazy.”  ”Salad Days” photographed by Richard Burbridge and styled by Robbie Spencer for New York Times Style Magazine. Dolce&Gabbana Spring 2012 Collection Sure, we...