Y’know, we think K Stew might have found her perfect look. No, really.   Kristen Stewart at the ‘Snow White And The Huntsmen’ press  conference in England in a Preen dress paired with Casadei shoes. Pren Pre-Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Marique Schimmel   Casadei...

Precious Unborn Fawns, it’s time for the Cannes Film Festival again, which means we’ll be bringing you the very latest in attention-seeking celebrities in front of cameras! Let’s start with a boy, because something about the sea air of the French Riviera brings out the best...

Ginnifer, sweetie. You and we have had quite the contentious pretend-relationship over the years. The roots of our conflict are easy to articulate. We value style in those whose livelihoods so depend on their image and who are known to receive hundreds of thousands of dollars’ worth of...

With families and family trees being so central to the story this time, it’s not surprising that the two branches springing from the Hofstadt-Draper union are both being defined through their clothing, and that subtle points about the differences in each household are being made. Here,...

Darlings, let us all start the day with a moment of praise and serenity. The congregants will please rise. Tilda Swinton attends the Chanel Resort 2013 Collection Fashion Show in Versailles, France. Chanel Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Bianca Balti (IMG) Let us pray.   [Photo Credit:...

Darlings, here is your pretty for the day: Michael Fassbender, getting his strokable mug stroked by some stupid bitch who thinks she’s all that:   Suit, $1,195, shirt, $375, and tie, $130, by Calvin Klein Collection. Tie bar, $15, by The Tie Bar. Michael Fassbender is featured in...

We’re prepared to admit we might be wrong about this one (probably not), but we’re thinking Brooklyn has reached the “desperate cry for help” portion of her red carpet dressing with this getup:   Brooklyn Decker attends the premiere of “What To Expect When...

Karl Lagerfeld presented the 2013 Chanel resort collection at Versailles and, taking his inspiration from the paintings of Antoine Watteau, gave it a sort of “Marie Antoinette, rocker chick” vibe. Uncle Karl brought a lot of crazy to the looks this time around, but we actually...

Satin-y blush dresses! The work of SATAN! Jennifer Lopez attends the premiere of “What to Expect When You’re Expecting” in Los Angeles in a Maria Lucia Hohan gown paired with Jacqueline Nerguizian Fine Jewelry.  Y’know… even though we hate the color and think the...

Darlings, pity the poor celebrity in the throes of pole-dancing for their latest project. Not only must one constantly attend marketing events that have nothing to do with oneself and stand around acting like one wants to be there… Krysten Ritter attends Swatch Art Rules Competition in...

We might as well go on record with this one right now because it’s obviously become a “thing.” We hate that blushy, mauve-y, dusty pink that’s been showing up more and more on the RC.   Naya Rivera attends the Fox 2012 Programming Presentation Post Show Party in a...

T and Lo are fighting again. Over a dress. But this time, we’re not just on opposite sides; we’re continents, if not galaxies away from each other. Consider:   Kristen Stewart attends the World Premiere of “Snow White And The Huntsman” in London in a Marchesa...

Zooey, sweetie, we don’t know which queen did your makeup for this event, but you should take him out back and have him whipped. Zooey Deschanel attends 2012 Fox Upfronts Programming Presentation Post-Show Party in Carven. Carven Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Alice Cornish (MARILYN)...

Darlings, gimmicky red carpets made up to look like lawns only make the stars who populate them look like they wildly overdressed for a graduation ceremony.   Charlize Theron attends the World Premiere of “Snow White And The Huntsman” in London in a Christian Dior couture...

We have a very “lady on the red carpet”-heavy day ahead of us, kittens, and you would be forgiven for asking, “How is that different from any other day?” because you do not sit in on our super-important 7 am editorial meetings. Which is lucky for you, because we look...

We couldn’t do another Pairs Division post on the Smith-Pinkett-Smiths because it was getting a little played out and because he wore another poorly fitted suit again and how many times can we have that particular conversation with him, darlings? Besides, the lady deserves the spotlight...

Let’s all give Lizzie a round of applause for helping us illustrate a Very Important Fashion Point. Lizzy? Why don’t you come on out here? Elizabeth Banks makes an appearance on the ‘Late Show with David Letterman’ in NYC in a Marc Jacobs dress paired with Jerome C....

Miss Cathy generally likes her Jenny Packham dresses, and the brand has served her well plenty of times, but they really knocked it out of the park for the Duchess this time. Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge attends the ‘Our Greatest Team Rises -BOA Olympic Concert’ at the Royal...

Oh, Annie. We know how it is. You’re a busy girl, dashing about all over the world, shooting movies and promoting them, and sometimes the little details get lost along the way. Anne Hathaway at Miami International Airport. Little details like pants. We are about to be pilloried for...

Everyone’s favorite wig model, Rihanna, has put forth her second capsule collection for Armani. Mr. Press Release has something to say about THAT: “The spirit is classic American denim with a vintage feel and features three pieces of denim, four T-shirts, a leather jacket and a...

Darlings, we’ll be honest. We’re just slapping these pictures up to give all the kittens a space to chat about last night’s Once Upon a Time finale and to make fun of Snow White’s and Prince Charming’s street attire, of course. Ginnifer Goodwin seen strolling...

Tom Cruise, no matter what else one may say about him, has offered the world the longest, most public, and most sustained celebrity mid-life crisis in the history of celebrities. Tom Cruise covers the latest issue of W magazine with models Edita Vilkeviciute and Abbey Lee Kershaw photographed...

We’ve been ragging on Katy a lot lately, but we kinda dig this look for having a low-key, goth-inspired elegance to it. Katy Perry attends the Music Biz 2012 Awards Dinner Party in a Twenty Cluny dress paired with Christian Louboutin pumps. Christian Louboutin Lucifer Spike Bow Pump Oh,...

FLOTUS and SLOTUS got a little sunny for Mother’s Day.   Michelle Obama hosts a Mother’s Day event for the military families at the White House in Washington, DC in Rachel Roy. Honestly, it looks like SLO is wearing one of FLO’s old outfits, what with the cardigan and...

We’re thinking that, since the “standing up and announcing tonight’s theme” schtick is by far the worst development in the writing for Mad Men this season (but to be fair, it’s the only thing worth complaining about), it might be more truthful and a little more...

Oh, Trudy/Annie. We just don’t think so, hon.   Alison Brie makes an appearance on the “Tonight Show with Jay Leno” in an Anthony Franco suit from his Spring 2012 collection. A white track suit on TV? Sitting down? Oh, sweetie. Do you mind if we gently laugh at your...