Meet Brooke Rodd. Brooke moved her family to Los Angeles with nothing but a great pair of eyebrows, a beachy aesthetic, and a dream. Also, a husband who can’t get work as an actor, but we’ll drop that lest we get mean.   Brooke makes nice, but totally nondescript clothing....

Of all the finale collections, Sonjia’s was the most disappointing. We thought she showed great promise during the competition and figured early on that she was going to be a contender, but what walked out was awkward and derivative, which were two words that had never occurred to us to...

We said last week it was gonna be a showdown once Zoe perched in her chair and Miss Nina certainly returned to form, but we’re starting to worry that Heidi’s thrown all her mirrors (as well as her common sense) out the window along with her baby daddy.   Heidi Klum in ASOS...

We had conflicting reactions to this episode. On the one hand, “Yay! Everything’s back to status quo!” On the other hand, “Dammit. Everything’s back to status quo.” Of course Victoria wasn’t going to remain in that cabin for much longer and of course...

Olivia Dunham’s greatest strength has always been her ability to remain still. No matter how insane things got in her job and in her personal life, her talent for keeping herself absolutely calm in the face of it all has served her and her team well (and in those instances when she lost...

Let’s clear the decks, darlings. Fabio Costa Making a jacket that can be worn up or down was a really clever idea on Fabio’s part and it could arguably be described as “avant garde.” Unfortunately, it – and the rest of the look – is just plain ugly.  ...

Darlings, it was the so-called “avant-garde” challenge! Where the designers are all let out of their cages and taken to a designer park, where they are free to run wild, chase frisbees, pee in bushes, and sniff other designers’ butts! But NO HUMPING. BAD DESIGNER! BAD!...

Kittens after seeing ourselves under the harsh lighting of reality television, we’re in the mood for something a little more flattering. Grab your panties and your passport, dolls, because we’re heading to Amsterdam!   NJOY Bar in Amsterdam Zoe Saldana, Nina Garcia, Michael...

Yes, we’re horrible, horrible bitches and we made Korto cry. On the flip side, we can forevermore refer to Mary J. Blige as “our co-star, Mary J. Blige.” And we will. Meet Korto Momolu. Chances are, if you’re a long time reader of this site, you’ve already met...

When Project Runway made the switch from having 4 or 5 collections at the finale, and giving the designers several months to put them together, to having as much as ten collections at the finale and giving the designers much less time to put them together, the quality of the finale...

When a deliciously fun show with a strong hook comes along and captivates everyone’s attention in its first season, the fans all hold their breath when the second season rolls back around. Sophomore year efforts have a history of failing for a lot of reasons, but mostly it comes down to...

Let’s state this up front, so you know what you’re in for and can skip reading if you don’t want to hear it: We didn’t cry. We didn’t even sniffle. Not because we’re heartless, but because, as the final fate of the Pond-Williamses was revealed, we were too...

Let’s do a little thought experiment, which seems more than appropriate given the subject matter. Pretend that Lost never really got the kind of ratings the network wanted, and after a handful of struggling seasons, the show was given a final truncated season to wrap up the story the...

It’s mommy vs. mommy vs. mommy this week darlings, with The Duchess once again getting disqualified for being boring. And speaking of boring, what’s up with the second all-B&W panel in a row? At least there was a little bit of bling this time. Which mommy kicked the most ass?...

Hit it, Babies! Dmitry Sholokhov While we liked the cape effect once you unzipped the hood, we have to admit it looked a little odd zipped up. Otherwise, it’s a really great look. It’s got a sense of whimsy to it and the graphic qualities (plus the cape) makes it the kind of...

Just remember, kittens. They did a stiltwalker challenge once. “Designers, welcome to Babies R Us, the store with the grammatically dubious name that none of you have ever entered! And check out Heidi’s fucked up eye makeup while you’re here!” “I let one of my...

Darlings, once again, Daddy and Daddy need a DRINK. Lotus Lounge and Bar, DC It’s just been one of those weeks, you know? One of those “We have ten million things to do before Friday oh and THANK YOU JESUS for rendering our toilet inoperable for THREE DAYS on top of it....

We got the scoop on this a while ago from one of our buzzing little Project Runway bees, but we didn’t feel right about breaking the story without confirmation. But it’s been leaking out slowly over the past day, so to hell with it. Here they are, kittens, the next generation of...

Darlings, if we do this, do you promise to not mention his name every time you see a fabric rose? We were mighty annoyed while we watched this collection walk the runway and tweeted our disapproval throughout. But now, weeks later, we see that it really wasn’t a bad collection at all....

Meet Andrea, designer for her own brand, Electric Love Light. This is the portion of the post where we’d make a ton of jokes about her riding a unicorn in from Rainbow Land, but that sharp-tongued bitch Joe Zee got to all the good jokes before we did, cycling through pretty much every...

With their penultimate episode, the Pond-Williamses got a little bit of a Valentine’s card from The Doctor. Ostensibly another alien invasion story, it was really just an excuse to situate The Doctor firmly in the world of Amy and Rory just so he could express how much they mean to him....