Okay, is anyone else as confused as we are? Between the two of us, we don’t have even one head for business, so all this stuff about Grayson Global buying up Nolan’s company is going right over our head. We don’t understand the reasons for it and we don’t understand...

We admit, when they put little LoriSophiaCarolePatriciaEverydeadfemalecharacter in Darryl’s arms and she quieted down almost immediately, we rolled our eyes a little at the obvious ploy to get ladyboners springing all over the viewership. We’re doing another one of our very...

This wasn’t a bad episode at all. Granted, that says something about the season that we started off our recap with that sentence, but still. It had some energy and life to it, which is more than we can say about prior All-Star episodes.   It helped that this was the first real,...

Who needs a drink right now? We do, darlings! And so do you, even if it’s just a mineral water or Diet Coke. You deserve a night of fabulosity, don’t you?   Duck & Waffle Bar, Heron Tower, London Fabulous! But bring a cushion, because we don’t plan on leaving until...

We’re not sure if putting an adult Anne Frank in your story and placing a gun in her hands is a bold narrative move or merely a tasteless one. Our first impulse is to go with “offensive,” but then we wouldn’t have gotten the awesomeness of casting Franka Potente, who...

In the past, if we didn’t have a Drag Race recap up by 12 noon the following day, our inbox and twitter would be full of kittens demanding to know when we were going to get if done already. This season? Nary a peep, even if we don’t get it up until late in the afternoon. What does...

“Can’t we have one good day?” Oh, Glenn. You’ll never risk the Fates by uttering a line like that again, will you? Especially since Maggie’s not likely to ever let you have sex with her again after what she just went through. Man, they’re really not fucking...

You shouldn’t count on us for a coherent review of an episode where all the women wore gorgeous dresses and all the men wore drool-worthy suits. We’re sorry, darlings. We were dazzled by the pretty and now we’re staring at our screen trying to come up with a recap and...

Fringe was never what you’d call a light-hearted romp, but this final season seems determined to bring its fans to the lowest state of depression possible while still keeping them engaged with the story. We think the creators are succeeding on that front, but we have to be honest here:...

Better late than never, darlings!   Meet Nicole Ri– Oh, to hell with it. The show abandoned its format for the finale and we’re gonna do the same. Besides, this episode didn’t really lend itself to recapping because it was all so rushed and confusing.   Not that...

  Put on your cha-cha heels, bitches, because we’re all heading out to the DISCO!   We sympathize, Uli. This was one poorly defined challenge. “Disco” isn’t a design brief; it’s just a descriptor – and it’s such a broad descriptor that you...

Darlings, it’s a post-Sandy T LOunge tonight! We’re feeling the need to escape the downed trees and generall yuckiness outside our door and imaginary-jet off to Sydney for the night. Who’s with us? Water Bar in Sydney, Australia Fabulous. Guest Judge Rafe with Isaac Mizrahi,...

Hey, remember last week when we said that we didn’t think Dr. Arden was necessarily an evil character? Well, how you like me now, nympho-Shelly? That’ll teach you not to laugh at a man’s penis. Okay, so we were wrong about Arden, but since we have maintained all along that...

  Bless. Doing a drag version of The Newlywed Game? Brilliant.   Having everyone perform it out of drag? Missed opportunity. But Miss Ru loves her some ’70s game show realness, so this was mostly fun.   This was … kinda not.   WELL into this segment – and...

Darlings, we haven’t forgotten our favorite fashion show. It’s just that with two different All-Stars favorites debuting last week, we got a little behind on our reality TV coverage. Now, with the season finale AND Hurricane Sandy bearing down on us tonight, we’re feeling...

We couldn’t stand the little psycho stripper when she was introduced to the story last season, but now we find ourselves hoping that Fauxmanda never leaves it. She’s served as a perfect vehicle to showcase Emily’s darker side; her tendency to use people to the extent that...

We settled into our seats with some satisfaction last night once it became clear that this episode wasn’t going to spend any time with Rick and Co. at the prison. That’s exactly what this story needed at exactly this moment: world-building. It’s actually what the...

Because why not? Y’all loved the bathing suit pics yesterday. Check out Priscilla Presley getting married over there. Wonder that that’s all about? Also: Megan Draper looks fabulous, even in a little cotton cover-up on the beach. Love her sandals and shades; not sold on the floppy...

The word for today is “onward,” darlings. Let us not linger on the events of the past; let us not fret over events yet to come; let us only move ever onward, to new challenges. Sorry. We’re awash in political ads at the moment. Anyway, Project Runway NEVER STOPS and you...

That’s right, bitches! Because that Project Runway train keeps rolling right along.   Beaufort Bar at the Savoy, London Pip, pip, kittens. We’re going all posh tonight. Yes, darlings, it’s the latest Project Runway All-Stars! Oh, God. We just realized we’re out of...

One Upon a Time‘s Ginnifer Goodwin, Josh Dallas, Jennifer Morrison, Meghan Ory, Lee Arenberg and Jared Gilmore take some very staged-looking “candid” shots on set.   The cast of ‘Once Upon A Time’ filming scenes for the second season of in Richmond, Canada....