There we go, darlings. Now your computer is awash in gayness. In fact, you may have to clean your cache after this (and it’s up to you if that’s euphemism for something less savory than computer maintenance).  If there is any disappointment with this season (aside from the...

Ironically, this is the softest her face has ever looked on the show. Even her Tyra was harder looking than this. Even knowing beforehand she was doing a Carrie look, we still gasped when she walked out. As a performer, she was engaging. Except for the Dad line, she wasn’t exactly...

Watching V gets a little more depressing each week. Not because the show is declining, but because it gets slightly (and we mean ever-so) better with each episode but the overwhelming truth of the matter is, it’s too little too late. What a shame that the writers inexplicably figured...

“My sex tape with J.D. Salinger was a disaster.”   Look, we can hardly be accused of being Gwynnie fanboys, so believe us when we say that we’re shocked at just how much we love her as Holly Holliday. In fact, T turned to Lo at one point last night and said, “You know...

Glamour shot. Love Ru’s dress, but that brushed back, straight hair isn’t her best look. And despite the fact that we are a little appalled at his attire here… … we have a bit of a crush. We don’t know what’s going on with Santino, whose appearances this...

We thought this deserved more praise than it got. The bitch really can sew, can’t she? Toned-down is a good way to get yourself kicked off this show, but she’s been wearing so many outrageous looks on the catwalk that we appreciate her doing something a little sweet and for once...

The stench of desperation is seeping through our screen as we watch this show. It seems like every week, they pile on some new plot point or scheme without ever really resolving any of the previous ones, resulting in an enormous pile of information, very little of which makes sense to the...

Gratuitous glamour shot. We love Sarah Rue for dressing the part. We love Eliza Dushku because she’s the cool chick in your high school who wears motorcycle jackets and smokes pot behind the bleachers while being way hotter than any of the cheerleaders. Gratuitous booty shot. Just...

We want to give her credit here, because the dress and the hair are pretty amazing, but we also want to shake her Christina-Crawford style and yell “NO MORE COLORED CONTACTS!!!!” Also, the birthday party face-painting has to go. And while her Amy Winehouse was kind of funny, that...

You know how we know that EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED and Erica and her scrappy band of no-goodniks are going to TAKE THE WAR TO ANNA? Sunglasses, baby. Suddenly, everyone in the 5th Column is sporting a showy pair of shades and we can’t groan hard enough because that’s what passes for...

“Ke, dollar sign, ha.” In our ongoing quest to constantly have something to complain about, we think we settled on something with Glee. See, with this season, we’ve largely accepted the show’s sometimes astonishing lack of consistency because a)It’s been that way...

Without dwelling on it too much, the cast this year is in many ways the show’s weakest. Some are fun, some are talented, some are pretty, but overall, the energy level’s a bit low. The best thing about the show this season are the guest judges. We’re bitchy and whiny and...

Hit it, girls! Loved the dress for the brazen tackiness. Love the makeup because she looks better with a softer look. And yes, for a drag queen, this is soft. We also thought she did a decent enough job on the news segment. A bit too low-key in performance, but we dig her look....

Okay, then. With this episode, the show has moved definitively closer to our own opinion of where it needed to be: in the middle of an actual war for the survival of humanity, with all that entails. And yet…does anything really feel all that different? Sure, Mr. Erica and Mr. Terrorist...

Talk about your bizarre pairings. We could see them being great friends, though. Lorenzo adores Chloe and we both think she made a fun, if occasionally befuddled judge. We thought the paparazzi photo shoot was a great idea, but man, were the results ever depressing. We like certain members of...

“I’m giving you full visitation rights to the twins that reside on my rib cage.”  Sometimes we feel totally at odds with the collective fandom of Glee. We always seem to be criticizing the episodes people loved most and loving the episodes people hated most. The thing...

Darlings, the hour is late (metaphorically speaking) and our whirlwind week of attending fashion shows is causing us to neglect our blogging duties. Can you all forgive us for being so fabulous? Hit it, girls. As always, she brings style – real style, like you would see in a fashion...

For once, we have more to commend with an episode of V than to complain about. Unfortunately, a decent episode of V only serves to illustrate how problematic most of the other ones are. It’s a shame it took the writers so long to figure this out, but this story needs to move in order to...

“I had a cat thrown at me in a nursing home once.” Following the Glee pattern of a stunt episode followed by a more low-key one, last night’s show managed to avoid the usual Glee pitfall of overshooting “low-key” and hitting “boring.” It took us a...

Drama on the runway, darlings! But let’s get some business out of the way before we get into it. First, the gratuitous glam shot. Just look at that, poodles. LaToya makes Ru look like a fresh-scrubbed, apple-cheeked home-grown girl next door. That’s a 2-woman gay pride parade...

“You’re so afraid of being called geeks or losers or gay that you settle for being nothing.” It’s time to face facts, kids. Glee, by its very nature, is always going to disappoint a segment of its fans, no matter what it does. If it attempts linear, logical...