You know what we love about this show, when it’s hitting on all cylinders, as it was last night? When we scream at the characters to do something, they do it. Like last night, when Big Fish Head Overload was taunting Tom in his cell, Lorenzo shouted “JUST SHOOT THE...

We’re in the homestretch, kittens. You can do this. Just put one foot in front of the other and FORM SOME OPINIONS. Now MOVE IT, minions.   Alicia Hardesty Alicia was the sapphic sister with the dreads, since we figure y’all need some reminding about anyone who wasn’t...

Darlings, let’s take a break from criticizing children and look at the official poster for Season 3 of Downton Abbey, which is out and ready to be discussed. And like all official Downton Abbey cast photos, perspective and physics take a back seat, as the cast are turned, through the...

Surprise, darlings! We’re spitting out content on a Sunday because we just can’t stay away from ripping those PR bitches. Of course, in all likelihood, you spent your Sunday out in the sun, like regular people, and are reading this days later while you’re trying to look busy...

Quick n’ Bitchy-style, kittens! Hit it!   Ven Budhu Ven is clearly the one to watch. He’s the Rami of this season, bringing lady-like elegance and impressive technical skills. As was the case with Rami’s work occasionally, we detect in this look a need to edit himself....

It’s time once again to turn the tables on the judges. As always, Kors remains not worth including in the discussion. We love the Duchess but his uniform is boring. Unlike red carpet outfits, the judges on Project Runway have to consider (or at least, should consider) how the outfit is...

“Welcome to T.G.I. Fridays! The beating heart of fashion! Can I interest you in some potato skins or a sampler of delicious Tapa-tizers?” “TAPA-TIZERS!” Yes, it’s back darlings; bigger, tackier and more obnoxious than ever, our beloved Project Runway came roaring...

  Café Vienés. Casa Fuster Hotel, Barcelona Kittens, grab your panties and your passport, because we’re jetting off to Barcelona for tonight’s celebration! The T LOunge is OPEN once again. Dibs on the couch. Patricia Field and Lauren Graham guest judge along side Nina Garcia,...

Well, so much for our ability to pick the standout characters. There we were, watching the latest episode of Dallas and happily tweeting whatever smartass comments pop into our heads, MST3K-style, when Marta-Veronica appeared once again on our screens. “We think Marta is our favorite...

Darlings, are you all ready for tomorrow night? And if you ask, “Why? What’s happening tomorrow night?” we will weep over your ignorance and question your Bitter Kitten-ness. It is, after all, the premiere of Project Runway’s tenth season, and to celebrate this...

We’re past the halfway point of the season and it’s time to assess; especially since this episode provided a perfect example of what’s working and what’s not. Anne and Tom? Totally working. In fact, it’s such a refreshingly low-key and grown-up relationship that...

Did you ever notice that there are a LOT of scenes on this show of people reading something? VERY intently? Entire plot points hinge on A FILE or A DOCUMENT. It’s funny because it’s actually so true to ’80s-style nighttime soaps, which were ALL ABOUT business deals (when...

Previously, on Falling Skies (which we watched last week but when faced with a 5-hour commute to Fire Island the next morning, opted not to recap): Everyone believes that children are our future; teach them well and let them lead the way. Or hook them up to giant metal slugs. Or send them on...

Okay, so: J.R. is screwing over both his son and his brother at the same time. John Ross is screwing with Rebecca and screwing Elena, while also screwing Marta, then screwing her over. Christopher is dream-screwing Elena, but in the end, he gave her the screws. Sue Ellen still has several...

Oh, Jesus. Brace yourselves, PR fans. It looks like we’re going to be treated to a total psych ward of a season.   The New York Post has the details: “A Psychologist was brought in after one contestant had a meltdown and another dramatically quit Heidi Klum’s Lifetime show...

Two things we said in last week’s review: They need to get rid of Psawyer, because it’s ridiculous that they would keep someone like that around. It looked like the Spielberg Schmaltz had been considerably toned down by the time they handed the machine gun to a kid – and he...

We originally read the title of this episode as “The Prince You Pay,” which actually works better. Send all your Dallas scripts to us, TNT, and we’ll come up with witty titles for you, free of charge. Now, there’s something we need to admit right upfront: We already...

The two-hour season premiere of Falling Skies may just be one of the best arguments we’ve encountered for giving a floundering show with a good concept some time to find its footing. The show’s creators have managed to pull off something incredibly rare in television: they turned...

Fire up your Porsche, gitcher Stetson, and head on over to the Oil Baron’s Ball, bitches. The Ewing clan, in all their glorious dysfunction, is back in our lives. And y’know? The show is a hell of a lot better than a Dallas remake has any right to be. No, really. It’s good....

Alicia Hardesty, 27 Hometown: Brandenburg, KY; Resides in: Los Angeles, CA What’s your design training/schooling? I went to Colorado State University for my design and production training. Do you think you can win PR? Does anybody say no? Yes, I think I could win. I do think I have...

Since this is our very last Mad Style until 2013, allow us to take a moment to pat ourselves on the back. We never were very good at false modesty, so why bother attempting it, amirite? We picked up on a few very subtle dialogue cues and one extremely UN-subtle Joannie dress in the first...