To be honest, we think what’s most disappointing about the output this week is how bland or awkward it all is. Except for Fabio’s, none of the other designs seem to have any real style to them.   Dmitry Sholokhov We really felt bad for Dmitry. You could tell he was beat down...

YAY! The so-called “Real Woman” challenge! The one episode every season that has 75% of the viewing audience throwing vases, drinks, throwpillows, children, or whatever else they can get their hands on in the throes of their rage, at their TV screens! The one hour (plus!) of pop...

Jesus, Mary and Oprah, darlings; WE NEED A DRINK.   Gilt Bar, New York City Join us, won’t you? We’re hot; we want carbs, and Yahoo! Sports linked to our Serena Williams post, sending droves of horny fanboys our way and causing the site to go all kinds of cray-cray for an...

If we didn’t know better, we’d swear the title to this episode was deliberate; a “serious cat is serious,” “redundancy is redundant” take on the show, which is how we felt about a lot of this episode after it was over. We liked the episode as it was...

Hey, remember that show Project Runway? Here are some reminders: This is the collection we will discuss today. It’s admirably cohesive. Smells a little bit more like a resort collection than workwear, though.   Here are the designers of this collection. We will make them cry at...

Otherwise known as The Week Everyone Gave Up And Dressed Like Michael. Actually, we like a lot about these looks. It’s just that everyone took it down a notch this week, for whatever reason. Maybe it was the whole “@Work” thing. Maybe Heidi thinks office workers wear tight...

All things considered, what with all the shrieking and poo-flinging going on in the monkey cage that the workroom has become, both teams produced a lineup of looks that eachhad their ups and downs, but mostly came across as competent if unexciting entries. In other words, for all the drama,...

So Heidi pulls out her Big Bag o’ Crazy (now with added tassle action)…   And Nina pops out!   Everyone is thrilled.   “Blah blah blah. Marie Claire @Work blah blah. Designers, it really doesn’t matter. We’re going to apply arbitrary criticisms...

Darlings, what would a T Lounge be without a gigantic fucking disco ball hanging over our heads all night threatening to come crashing down on all of us unless we turn the beat around, got to be real, toot-toot, hey, beep-beep? Boring is what. Wyld Bar, W Hotel, London So put your cha cha...

Fine. We were wrong. We admit it. We thought Charleston was going to be a trap set for the Second Mass by the aliens. Instead it was something we really should have seen coming; a story that practically every post-apocalyptic tale of any worth needs to tell: other humans are the worst enemies...

Hit it, hos! Alicia Hardesty We would seriously love everything here if it fit her correctly. As it is, the poor gal looks as hung as a gay porn star in those pants.     Elena Slivnyak We give her a lot of credit for figuring out a way to marry her aesthetic to sportswear, but if...

  Look at the Duchess in his white jeans! You go, girl! We’re still not gonna bother rating you, though.   Heidi Klum Wow. Kors needs to get some sleep! While the nerd in us (i.e., Tom) appreciates Heidi’s salute to The Legion of Doom‘s Giganta …  ...

  Before we get to ripping his dress, we have a few words to say to this one. GET THE HELL OVER YOURSELF, QUEEN. It’s not all about you.   We were sympathetic when he expressed some anxiety that he was the reason Andrea bolted. But then he wouldn’t shut the fuck up about...

And now, a melodrama, in three acts. ACT 1: The Michael Kors flagship store, morning.   “Designers, welcome to the flagship store of Michael Kors!” “Hi guys. Stay on the rug, please.”   “Designers, before we tell you about your next challenge, we have...

Leave your passports at home, darlings! We’re dashing off to exotic ASTORIA tonight!   Cienna Ultralounge, Astoria, Queens, NY International intrigue, Queens-style, bitches! Guest judges Rachael Roy and Hayden Panettiere, Nina Garcia, Michael Kors and Heidi Klum from the fourth...

YES! VINDICATION! Oh, who are we trying to kid? Yes, we, like many, many other viewers, kindasorta figured there was a connection between Rebecca and the Barnes family (the number one clue being the name Rebecca), but it was one in a number of possible theories we threw out there. Personally,...

Oh shit, you guys. Logo revealed the breathlessly-awaited lineup for Rupaul’s Drag Race All-Stars, starting in October, and … well, just see for yourselves.     Latrice Royal, Pandora Boxx, and Jujubee ALL AT THE SAME TIME? WHO THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO ROOT FOR? Who...

What an oddly tedious little episode. Granted, with a title like “Death March,” we had no reason to expect it would be a romp, and it’s difficult for writers to depict worn-out, shell-shocked people in a manner that’s going to be exciting or entertaining, but still....

  Buffi Jashanmal and Elena Slivnyak Laura Bennett (Season 3) It’s funny. We’ve been friends with Laura for so long now (almost 6 years), that we forget everyone else isn’t that lucky. During the episode, twitter and the T LOunge lit up with “It’s Laura! I...

Hit it, ladies! We’re fixin’ to judge ya!   Heidi Klum in Thomas Wylde and Christian Louboutin Christian Louboutin ‘Maggie’ Watersnake Pump Y’know… we’re torn on this one. After the pajamas fiasco of last week, we appreciate the effort. And this...

The sweet, creamy crack smoke was wafting through the air of that studio, kittens. Gunnar Deatherage and Kooan Kosuke Irina Shabayeva (Season 6) We figure you want some sort of examination or breakdown of this look, as well as a reaction to the fact that it wound up in the top, vying for the...