This was a “Honey, NO” moment if ever we saw one:   Jennifer Lopez attends Summer Tour Press Conference in California in a Lanvin dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti pumps. Lanvin Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Nimue Smit (NEXT) We don’t know what sort of alchemy or magic...

Sassy! That was our first thought when we saw this getup. One of us may or may not have actually blurted it out, as we’ve been known to do during our editorial meetings. After sixteen years together as a couple, our early morning meetings tend toward single-word (and if we can manage...

Here is a picture of Allison Williams in a very pink dress. Girl‘s Allison Williams attends The Breast Cancer Research Foundation’s ‘Hot Pink Party’ in NYC in a Donna Karan dress. It’s a pretty dress, if a little on the standard side of things, but we suppose one...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day, assuming you haven’t completely overdosed on bridal-based pretty lately. We’re the very last people in the world for whom the word “bridal” really holds any personal connotations, but we always find it interesting the...

Darlings, it occurs to us that perhaps your dose of mancandy was hastily put together earlier today. It also occurs to us that we have some Bitter Kittens who are not aboard the Gosling love train. All of this is quite understandable and quite easy to address. Liam Hemsworth featured in the...

Let’s take a refreshing turn toward the casual after all of those gowns today, dolls.   Freida Pinto attends the premiere of “Trishna” during the Tribeca Film Festival in NYC in a Gucci suit paired with a Fendi baguette. Gucci Pre-Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Julia...

Steffi steps out in Hong Kong. Lady Gaga arrives at the Ritz Carlton in Hong Kong. And we are once again reminded how very exhausting it must be to be Steffi. God, we never say this about fashion, but we look at this Mrs. Grimace getup and can’t help but think “Can you imagine...

Before we say goodbye to WhoreProm 2012, we’ve gotta give it up for a lady to whom we’ve never really given it up before. But damn: Kate Hudson attends the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner in Washington in a Jenny Packham gown paired with an Edie Parker clutch....

Let’s DO THIS, bitches! Whore Prom is GO!   Alicia Keys in Diane von Furstenberg It’s not bad, but it’s a bit casual and off-season. Sure, it’s been a bit chilly on the East Coast this week but this doesn’t look very late-April appropriate to us.   Anna...

Hey Guys. Still pretty tired after that Mad Men post and we’re still working our way through the weeds of the Whitehouse Correspondents’ and other Whores Dinner red carpet, so here’s a picture of Gosling showing off his chest and arms again.   Ryan Gosling covers the...

Man, we don’t know. Check it:   Ginnifer Goodwin attends the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner in Washington in an H&M Exclusive Glamour Collection gown. H&M Exclusive Glamour Conscious Collection Our thoughts, they are wild and untrammeled. On the one...

We need a little breather after that Mad Men post and we’ve got a ton of White House Correspondents’ Dinner (or as DC and media insiders like to call it, “Nerd Prom,” although we prefer “Versailles on Vicodin” ourselves) red carpet pics to plow through...

Darlings, here’s your tranquil pretty for the day, courtesy once again of Vogue Korea. When it comes to editorials, nobody does layering and juxtaposing of different garments like Vogue Korea. It’s almost impossible to pair these pictures with runway photos like we normally do...

We must be in a really good mood today. Two WERQs, darlings! We’ll have to be extra-bitchy in the next post. But we refuse to apologize for it. Just as Chloe deserved her WERQ for rocking some fresh-faced tweengenue realness, Fraulein Heidi is killing it in the “I’m a...

Dakota, OHMIGOD, STOP. JUST STOP IT.   Dakota Fanning attends the 6th annual DKMS Linked Against Blood Cancer Gala in NYC in an Elie Saab couture gown paired with Rupert Sanderson shoes and a Jimmy Choo bag. Elie Saab Fall 2011 Couture Collection/Model: Ruby Aldridge (NEXT) Who told her...

Charlize is hotter than a Baptist church in August; we think we can all agree on that. Charlize Theron attends the CinemaCon 2012 Awards Ceremony in a Dion Lee dress. Dion Lee Fall 2012 Collection But ooooh, girl. We don’t know if even you can pull this one off. Its charms or lack...

Precious Unborn Fawns, here is a Family Pack of Meat for you to discuss. If you would like to critique their outfits, by all means, do so. We encourage it here at T Lo Outfit-Critiquing, International, LLC. But it’s Friday and our vast blogging experience tells us that you’re not...

Honest to God, our first thought was, “Why is Solange Knowles, sister to the World’s Most Beautiful Woman (2012), sitting down on the red carpet, and why is she propping her phone in her lap like that?”   Solange Knowles attends the 6th annual DKMS Linked Against Blood...

Elle UK, some copy seems to have dropped off your June cover accidentally.   Kristen Stewart covers the June 2012 issue of ELLE UK magazine in Jil Sander. Because we’re pretty sure that’s supposed to read: KRISTEN STEWART INSIDE HER WORLD OF REALLY UNFLATTERING HAIRSTYLES...

We don’t know if Gwynnie actually had lunch in this, but it certainly screams Lady Who Lunches, no? Gwyneth Paltrow out and about in NYC in a Burberry Prorsum dress paired with Sergio Rossi heels and a Victoria Beckham shoulder bag. Burberry Prorsum Pre-Fall 2012 Collection Victoria...

Baby GURL. We just want to pick you up and hoist you on our shoulders so the world can see your tiny little fabulosity. Chloë Moretz attends the CinemaCon 2012 Awards Ceremony in Las Vegas in a Kenzo dress paired with Jimmy Choo sandals. Kenzo Pre-Fall 2012 Collection Jimmy Choo...