Darlings, it was, as the title says, the Los Angeles premiere of that ridiculous Battleship movie. We’re sorry; we saw the trailers for this thing in the theater and it’s essentially: a hyperactive 8-year-old boy, playing in the bathtub, with a 200 million dollar budget. Not...

It’s amazing how the most innocuous celebrity photos can spur a conversation around here. Boy. By Band of Outsiders Ribbed Striped Sweater Because really, except for her sweater, which is kind of cute, there’s nothing there to talk about. No, we were laughing, because it seems...

Ioan shows vapid little boystars how it’s done when you’ve got a camera and a bunch of designer clothes on you. Even when they stick you with the guyditorial cliches of Pickup truck Desert Motorcycle Honestly, if ladies’ fashion mag editors all suffer from a princess...

We are as bored by Eva’s dress as we are by Eva generally. Eva Longoria makes an appearance on the “Late Show with David Letterman” in a Victoria Beckham dress paired with Brian Atwood sandals. Victoria Beckham Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Josephine Skriver Actually,...

Natalie seems suspicious of all of these photographers, as if she’s about to accuse one of them of murder. Natalie Portman attends New York City Ballet’s 2012 Spring Gala at David H. Koch Theater, Lincoln Center in head-to-toe Christian Dior. That’s some serious side-eye...

We don’t quite get the latest iteration of Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp attends UK premiere of “Dark Shadows” in London. Elderly gay rancher in New Mexico? Because that’s really all we can see when we look at him. We hate to be boringly traditional about this, but we sure...

Lindsay Lohan’s entire body has become a color-coded terror alert chart. Lindsay Lohan attends 2012 A&E Networks Upfronts in NYC. Her legs are apparently at high alert for a terrorist attack, but her face appears to be in no immediate danger at all. Well. Not from terrorists,...

Darlings, here’s your fabulous for the day; an editorial so divine that it requires little by way of an introduction from us. We’ll only say two things here: WERQ that shit, Glamour Grannies! And, We hope you all got to soak your feet after it was over.   Jacket and necklace...

Sometimes, the Way of the WERQ is less about being fierce and ferocious, and more about being cute and put-together in an outfit that suits you to a T. Sometimes, one shouts “WERQ it, gurl!”simply because someone just got it all perfect.   Zoe Saldana attends the Cosmopolitan...

We’re always a little fascinated by stars who clearly have no red carpet training and tend to wander out there looking a little dazed and a little terrified. You see this a lot with stars who became stars prior to this century. The red carpet has really only become strictly codified in...

The Bitter Kittens thought we scored these two a little high yesterday, and in retrospect maybe we did, but sometimes overall impact trumps issues of detailing and we continue to be impressed by their commitment to dressing like goddamn movie stars. A lot of celebrity couples don’t make...

Here’s your prettyboy for the day. And while Andrew Garfield has a face made to be photographed, he suffers from that malady all boystars do when forced to wear expensive clothes and stare into a lens: The Amazing Spider-Man star Andrew Garfield is featured in the Summer 2012 issue of...

Actress-we-never-heard-of-before Bella Heathcote has an awesome name which sounds like a character in a 19th Century novel, and an impressive ability to really switch up her look on the red carpet. For her Los Angeles premiere, she couldn’t have looked sunnier or more wholesome. Bella...

Claire serves up some sexyface Blue Steel and we’re not used to seeing her like this. Claire Danes covers the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar Russia in Prada. But we love seeing this side of her. She needs to tap into her inner Swinton every now and then. We know she’s got...

There is simply no point in applying rules and standards of style to Helena Bonham Carter. It is best to simply let Helena Bonham Carter wash over you, like a wave of crazy; a wave of crazy dressed like a Victorian streetwalker. Helena Bonham Carter attends the European premiere of...

We featured Eva yesterday and said that we thought her gown was too heavy for her to pull off. Well, she’s back, and clearly the heavy gown thing was deliberate. Evan Green attends the European premiere of “Dark Shadows” in London in navy velvet dress, sandals, and crocodile...

Matchy-match couples! We thought everyone understood that this is a bad idea, but then again, we never realized properly hemmed pants or finding a pair of shoes that fit were difficult things to accomplish, until we became red carpet commenters. Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith attend the...

Chloe once again sets off concern amongst the commentariat. Or at least, that’s what we think is gonna happen here.   Chloë Moretz attends premiere of “Dark Shadows” in LA in a Stella McCartney dress paired with Jimmy Choo sandals. Stella McCartney Fall 2012...

It’s amazing what the right jeans, a kickass pair of shoes, and a killer bag can do for a gal. Christina Hendricks out and about in NYC carrying a Mulberry bag.  Mulberry Bayswater Leather Bag Amirite, Christina? And can we just say how happy we are that you have discovered expensive...

We wanted to like this. In the thumbnails, we did like this. But once you get the whole picture, it kinda falls apart. Eva Green attends the premiere of “Dark Shadows” in LA in Tom Ford. Tom Ford Fall 2011 Collection It’s a spectacular dress, no doubt about it. It’s...

Lizzie Banks has been having quite the little fashionista year. She grabbed onto that Hunger Games publicity train and refused to let go, showing up in outfits that ranged from jaw-dropping to eminently discussable for the press tour, ensuring that, even when surrounded by fresh-faced...