Paula Patton looks like an Aztec princess who hit the clubs, looking for a warm body for the night. Actually, that sounds kind of fabulous. Paula Patton attends Sundance Institute Benefit in a Clover Canyon dress paired with Tiffany & Co. jewelry. Clover Canyon Fall 2012 Collection We...

Kellan Lutz hauled his massive tits out once again; this time, for the benefit of Dylan George And Abbot + Main (also: us).   Dylan George And Abbot + Main launch Fall 2012 Campaign starring Kellan Lutz and Kate Upton called ‘California Dreaming.’   There. That should...

We thought this looked absolutely adorable when we first glanced at it, but it’s turning out to be a “good on paper” look.   Jessica Chastain makes an appearance on “Live! With Kelly” in New York City in Carven. Carven Fall 2012 Collection Which isn’t...

Ohhhhhhh, honey. We don’t think so.   Hilary Swank attends the 3rd annual amfAR Inspiration Gala New York in a Marc Jacobs dress. Marc Jacobs Resort 2013 Collection Really, our first impulse is to shriek “GIRL THAT’S NOT YOUR HAIR,” when of course, it is her hair;...

The Duchess’s theme for this collection was “opulent minimalism,” said to be inspired by his recent trip to Turkey, which TOTALLY sounds like Michael Kors. Nobody does Resort like him. You can just see the fabulous jet-setter, hopping from place to place with an entourage carrying...

Jada has a talent. She can turn a sheer, floaty, pink cocktail dress into something like armor. Jada Pinkett Smith is spotted leaving the ‘Today Show’ in New York City in a Lanvin dress paired with Nicholas Kirkwood sandals. Lanvin Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Karlie Kloss...

Oh, Shelley. We do so love you for being the kind of edgy FLOTUS who wears a Band of Outsiders dress, but if you’d asked us ahead of time, we would have steered you away from this one.   The Associated Press interviews Michelle Obama to promote her new book, “American...

Darlings, our minds are a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of ambiguity.* You see, we find ourselves liking this, even though by all rights, we shouldn’t. *cf. Ashley Greene attends the 2012 CMT Music awards in Tennessee in a Donna Karan...

Darlings, here are some very pretty celebrities for you to look at and then judge. Okay, so technically, they’re not “on the street,” but “Pair at Niagara Falls” is a bit unwieldy and specific for a new post category. Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes visit Niagara...

Miss Christina gets the Hollywood Reporter cover, with “EMMYS 2012″ right next to her face. Looks like her publicist deserves a bonus.   Christina Hendricks covers the latest issue of The Hollywood Reporter photographed by Joe Pugliese. But that’s how you do it....

Is it us, or do  country music people hand out awards roughly every 3 weeks or so? Hit it, Cowboys and Cowgirls!   Ali Dee  Enh. It’s all right. Seen it plenty of times before. The lace looks a bit … shiny and the shoes are all kinds of wrong.   Carrie Underwood in Randi...

It’s a beautiful day outside our office windows, which means we are starting it off cranky. Because wouldn’t you rather be looking at a beautiful day rather than a computer screen? You would. Probably. Some of you are kind of weird, though, so we can’t really predict what...

Miss Rachel looked to the hillsides and sidewalks of France for this collection, taking two of her top style inspirations, Catherine Deneuve and Jackie Kennedy, along for the trip with her. Love the prints and rich color palette, as well as the range of shapes, from flowy to very fitted. This...

Oh, here we go. Apparently someone needs some attention.   Lana Del Rey leaves the Chateau Marmont Hotel in Los Angeles. Salvatore Ferragamo ‘Berg’ Sandal Guess the classic chanteuse looks weren’t quite cutting it, were they? Or maybe they’re past their sell-by...

WOW. Miss Noomi is LOADED UP.   Prometheus star Noomi Rapace makes an appearance on the “Late Show With David Letterman” in NYC. Prada ‘Pyramide’ Bag Burberry Prorsum Belt Yves Saint Laurent ‘Trib Too’ Platform Pump Way to select those brands, girl! We...

We don’t do “IN or OUT” posts for things like TV appearances, but we go back and forth on this one and we may need the help of the minions to come to a decision. Emma Stone makes an appearance on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno in a Monique Lhuilier accessorized with...

Darlings, let’s all look at a cute preppy boymodel in cute, preppy boyclothes. It’s Gant Rugger’s first summer collection and the looks are pure Hamptons tennis club. It’s polos and madras, oxfords and v-neck sweaters, all the way down the line. Like something a young,...

Sometiimes, when you’re a bitchy fashion blogger and thus have to spend your days constantly coming up with new and entertaining ways to say “That outfit sucks,” you just hit the wall. Sometimes, all you can do is look at some ladystar trying to work some look that’s...

K Stew’s one of those gals who simply can’t wear too much makeup. It’s amazing how much war paint her face can handle without looking overdone.   Kristen Stewart is featured in the June 2012 issue of Vanity Fair magazine posing at locations across Paris in couture...

More of Grandma Betty’s Lifetime Achievement Awards celebrations, darling. This time, Cathy is a creamy, whipped confection of BEIGE. Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge attend the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee celebrations in an Alexander McQueen dress...

Donna Karan described this collection as “rock, paper, crystal, scissors,”  which we don’t quite understand. Still, it’s a pretty collection. Love the pleating and draping. It’s always a simple yet very sophisticated and chic look when it comes to her designs. And...