Don’t worry, Charlize. We’re not going to slam your outfit and the only thing we’re going to say about your baby is that he’s so cute it’s ridiculous.   Charlize Theron in Beverly Hills, California. Cardigan by Lynne Hiriak Crew Neck We don’t care if...

Ladies? Let’s all start off the day by looking at a pretty boy in a nice suit. Boys? Let’s all hate him for his hair.   Diego Boneta attends the premiere of “Rock of Ages” in Los Angeles in a Z Zegna suit. Look at that shayna punim. Everything’s just a skosh...

To close out our three consecutive (x2) posts, we present Miss Malin, who has inadvertently provided a perfect illustration of why we like to do these types of compare-and-contrast posts. It’s because the really fun dressers (note that we did not say the really good ones) present an...

We just don’t get this chickie at all. She’s pretty; she’s young; she’s got a great body; she’s regularly handed free clothes from the top designers. And yet she never manages to look anything but half-assed or decades older than her age.   Julianne Hough...

Oh Mary J. Blige we love you get up. We love you mostly because you are an old-school diva who brings it in ways your younger, lesser counterparts simply have yet to master. That doesn’t mean you don’t dress a little crazy. In fact, the Way of the Diva practically requires the...

Oh, Miss Catherine. No, dear. No.   Catherine Zeta-Jones attends premiere of “Rock of Ages” in Los Angeles in a Zuhair Murad dress paired with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Zuhair Murad Fall 2012 Collection Clearly, this isn’t working for us but we’re willing to...

Darlings, for today’s lunchtime guyditorial, we decided to go in a pouty-lipped direction.   Prometheus star Logan Marshall-Green is featured in the latest issue of Bullett magazine photographed by Eliot Lee Hazel. Okay, not the most stylish or interesting editorial in the world,...

The Tonys! Where dirty little theater types wipe off their greasepaint and put on airs! Let’s judge a sampling, shall we?   Bernadette Peters in Donna Karan We don’t really love this kind of silhouette, but damn, if she doesn’t look pretty much perfect here. You expect...

It may be time to come up with some sort of new red carpet post category. “Girl, That’s Not Your Dress” simply isn’t going to cut it in this case:   Amanda Seyfried attends the 66th Annual Tony Awards in NYC in Givenchy. Sandals by Givenchy. Jewelry by Fred...

Darlings, here’s your pretty to close out the week. We expect you all to put on white gloves and sit like a lady while viewing it (you too, boys; you know you want to) because Plastik magazine has offered up some seriously old school lady-ness. Wing your eyes and grab your pink poodles,...

Hey, Jen. Jennifer Aniston attends the 40th AFI Life Achievement Award honoring Shirley MacLaine in a Burberry gown paired with Tabitha Simmons sandals and a Valentino clutch. Tabitha Simmons Flossie Ayers Valentino VaVa-Voom Flap Bag Stop pursing your lips at us. We know we haven’t...

Selena pulls out a pair of Mickey Mouse ears and lights them on fire, figuratively speaking.   Selena Gomez is featured in the July 2012 issue of ELLE magazine photographed by Carter Smith and styled by Joe Zee. Dolce&Gabbana Fall 2012 Collection Yves Saint Laurent Fall 2012...

Crazy styling, odd proportions, and gaudily bright colors, with lots of layering and unlikely pairings; that’s all par for the course with a Marc Jacobs collection and this one is no different. He’s always going to lay down that gauntlet and demand that you truly look at the...

Paula Patton looks like an Aztec princess who hit the clubs, looking for a warm body for the night. Actually, that sounds kind of fabulous. Paula Patton attends Sundance Institute Benefit in a Clover Canyon dress paired with Tiffany & Co. jewelry. Clover Canyon Fall 2012 Collection We...

Kellan Lutz hauled his massive tits out once again; this time, for the benefit of Dylan George And Abbot + Main (also: us).   Dylan George And Abbot + Main launch Fall 2012 Campaign starring Kellan Lutz and Kate Upton called ‘California Dreaming.’   There. That should...

We thought this looked absolutely adorable when we first glanced at it, but it’s turning out to be a “good on paper” look.   Jessica Chastain makes an appearance on “Live! With Kelly” in New York City in Carven. Carven Fall 2012 Collection Which isn’t...

Ohhhhhhh, honey. We don’t think so.   Hilary Swank attends the 3rd annual amfAR Inspiration Gala New York in a Marc Jacobs dress. Marc Jacobs Resort 2013 Collection Really, our first impulse is to shriek “GIRL THAT’S NOT YOUR HAIR,” when of course, it is her hair;...

The Duchess’s theme for this collection was “opulent minimalism,” said to be inspired by his recent trip to Turkey, which TOTALLY sounds like Michael Kors. Nobody does Resort like him. You can just see the fabulous jet-setter, hopping from place to place with an entourage carrying...

Jada has a talent. She can turn a sheer, floaty, pink cocktail dress into something like armor. Jada Pinkett Smith is spotted leaving the ‘Today Show’ in New York City in a Lanvin dress paired with Nicholas Kirkwood sandals. Lanvin Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Karlie Kloss...

Oh, Shelley. We do so love you for being the kind of edgy FLOTUS who wears a Band of Outsiders dress, but if you’d asked us ahead of time, we would have steered you away from this one.   The Associated Press interviews Michelle Obama to promote her new book, “American...

Darlings, our minds are a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of ambiguity.* You see, we find ourselves liking this, even though by all rights, we shouldn’t. *cf. Ashley Greene attends the 2012 CMT Music awards in Tennessee in a Donna Karan...