You’ve gotta love Gary Oldman. He’s been working in this industry for almost 30 years, and yet he still has not the slightest bit of patience with all the silly poledancing crap that comes with it. The reason the Americans love certain Brit actors so much is their obvious disdain...

Mrs. Cathy heard two bitchy queens from across the Atlantic complaining that she dresses too old for her age sometimes, and, after determining that she wouldn’t be allowed to have them beheaded, opted for shutting them up in less bloody ways.   Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge...

Crank the AC up as high as it’ll go, darlings. Your pretty for the day is Michael Kors’ fur-and sweater-wrapped fall 2012 ad campaign, which WWD described as  “a latter-day version” of Carole Lombard and Clark Gable. We don’t know if we quite agree with that one, but it...

Given the temperatures on the east coast this week, we think it’s safe to say that Flo clearly shoved a bag of ice into her panties. That’s the only explanation as to why she’s not sprawled out on the sidewalk from heat exhaustion. Florence Welch goes out for a walk in New...

Hey, remember yesterday when we said that the suit JGL wore to The Dark Knight Rises premiere didn’t fit him all that well and some of the JGL fans told us to shut our fat faces? Good times. Although we may be misremembering the “fat faces” part. Anyway, we bring this up...

If Kristin Davis embodied the chic Manhattanite in her GMA dress, then Jordana is the very picture of the casually chic L.A. girl here. The trend-focused tend to obsess on the WHEN in fashion, but here at T Lo Fashion Assessments, Int’l, we’re all about the WHERE.   Dallas...

Darlings, Freida Pinto would like to wish you all the very happiest of holidays and a prosperous and blessed New Year.   Freida Pinto hosts Flaunt Magazine and Agave Denim ‘All Wrapped Up In Blue’ dinner reception celebrating The Denim Issue in Los Angeles in a Contrarian...

T Lo obsession Chloe Sevigny landed herself the cover of OUT:   Top by Opening Ceremony. Underwear by Calvin Klein Underwear. Boxing handwraps and gloves by Everlast. Chloë Sevigny covers the latest issue of OUT magazine photographed by Terry Richardson and styled by Grant Woolhead....

It’s high summer, which means the stars are not inclined to make the effort to show up on a red carpet unless it’s for their own movie, which makes bitchy bloggers like us trawl the *ahem* secondary events for people to talk about. And since we checked in on Frodo yesterday, it...

Miss Kristin either woke up and got herself a stylist or she woke up and got herself a clue. Because we’ve been saying for years that she needed to stop dressing like Charlotte York-Goldenblatt and update her style, and it looks to us like she did just that.   Kristin Davis makes...

Darlings, we don’t know what the weather’s like in your neck of the woods, but it is HOT around these parts. As such, we can barely lift our fingers to type something witty and stylish. Instead, we’re offering you the following for your pretty of the day; a fierce-as-shit,...

Le sigh. Our favorite stars can bring us to the heights of style ecstasy one day, then leave us crashing to the floor in disappointment the next. Marion, for all her French stylishness, does tend to disappoint rather a lot more than the average fashionista. When she looks good, she looks...

We never feature Frodo here. Possibly because he’s had a stalled career since the heady days of Middle Earth. It seems his cable show has thrust him back into the spotlight and it’s a little shocking to realize how young he still is, even though it’s been almost a decade...

We think this look is mostly cute, but you really have to be a teenager to pull it off. On any adult woman, this look would read frumpy.   Hailee Steinfeld attends the premiere of “The Dark Knight Rises” in New York Premiere in head-to-toe Marc Jacobs. Marc Jacobs Resort 2013...

Oh, Steffi. You make us laugh. We’ve learned to overcome our initial reaction to her, which was “THIS is what everyone’s talking about? This Madonna retread?!? Please.” It helped that most of her songs were catchy, her message was largely positive, and her sense of...

Is it blasphemy to say that we’re not really all that excited for The Dark Knight Rises? No one loves a good superhero movie more than Tom, who has taught Lorenzo the Way of the Nerd to the point that even he eagerly awaits the latest Spandex-fest. But as much as we love Christopher...

Vindication, darlings. It tastes sweet.We said last week, upon viewing ELLE UK’s attempt to get her all Bardot’d up, that “big-haired sex kitten” was a poor use of Mila’s charms and she’s much better when she’s working a chic, romantic exoticism; not...

Kittens, T & Lo have decided to start the day with an argument. Sometimes when they’ve been together a really long time, a couple will wake up one morning,  get out of bed, take one look at each other and agree: “Yep. We’re gonna have ourselves a fight today.”...

Darlings, after a day of assessing sweaty, frantic attention-whoring stars at Comic-Con, we’re in desperate need of some simple, old-school pretty to close out the day. Weddingbells magazine? You betta WERQ. Dress, Lucian Matis. Earrings, Fabrice. Ring, Carole Tanenbaum Vintage...

Darlings, can there be a better shoe collection to play Pretend Stylist with than Nicholas Kirkwood pre-spring 2013? No, there cannot. You know the rules. Scroll through this collection of glam ankle-killers and shout out the first celebrity you think should wear them. Ready? Go.  ...

Dance for the nerds, boys! Dance!   Andrew Lincoln We realize we’ve been crying out to our Con-attending stars for some authenticity in their Con getups, but perhaps a bit more effort next time, Andrew. He looks like he’s been on the dealer’s floor selling t-shirts and...