It’s slim pickings on the red carpet front today. The stars have abandoned us in order to romp on some beach somewhere in the kinds of bathing suits they don’t wear in America. Sorry, Zooey. We don’t want to imply that you’re somehow not worthy of our loving attention....

Question: Why would you take someone like the stunningly beautiful Ashley Greene; someone who knows how to wear clothes well… Vintage blazer by Moschino. T-shirt and bandana by What Goes Around Comes Around. Shoes by Dsquared2. Ashley Greene covers the August 2012 issue of Nylon...

The Fox All-Star Party is far from a formal event. Not that we’ve ever been invited, but you can get a pretty good idea of what a party’s like by the way the people attending are dressed. We always got the impression it was a raucous, festive affair and that party dresses were de...

Miss Katie isn’t quite ready to break out the toothy grins yet – even though she has every reason to do so – which means we’re still in the land of Oh-So Serious-Katie for this post-Cruise press tour. Oh-So-Serious Katie should be the heroine of a series of...

It has come to our attention that some Lea Michele fans are angry with us because we have a tendency to look at whatever she’s doing and utter “Of course,” in response. Now, we’re not quite sure why that pisses off Lea Michele fans because as anti-Lea Michele insults...

It’s almost like they’re graduating, isn’t it? They should’ve worn caps and gowns. Twilight stars Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson attend the Teen Choice Awards 2012. Credit where it’s due: K Stew and Pattinson look like they put the effort in...

Darlings, when it comes to celebrities making red carpet appearances, we tend to grade on a scale; meaning, we take into account where they are and what they’re promoting. A big budget movie premiere is not a store opening is not an industry party is not an awards show, etc. So while...

You didn’t think we were done, did you? Many more teens making choices, darlings. For instance, the following teens made the choice to desperately claw at the cameras in order to get attention. Let’s get judgey on their asses.   Bella Thorne  The shoes don’t go....

Darlings, here is Robert Pattinson. He is in those Twilight movies. Even though the culture seems to have moved on from all things Twilight and embraced their stories about hungry children killing each other and also lady porn that used to be Twilight fanfic, there is still one more Twilight...

Hipster angel Kevin McHale floated down from hipster heaven to model a series of outfits as he hosted the 2012 Teen Choice Awards. Let’s take a look. Naked & Famous ‘WeirdGuy’ Camo Pants We really like the pants and we really like the shoes. We just don’t think...

We’re a little torn on the subject of what Miss Zoe did to this look:   Zoe Saldana attends the 2012 Teen Choice Awards in top and skirt by Jonathan Saunders paired with Christian Louboutin sandals. Jonathan Pre-Fall 2012 Collection Christian Louboutin ‘Vampanodo’ Satin...

Teens, darlings. Making choices. Let’s judge them.     Chelsea Kane  This is really cute, but open-toed shoes of some sort would have been better.   Chord Overstreet Come on. A little effort, please. Colton Haynes in Hugo Boss Like so. Nicely done.   Demi Lovato in...

Darlings, here’s your pretty to close out the week: the Lanvin Fall 2012 ad campaign, starring “real people.” We’ll let WWD do the explaining: “Alber Elbaz is keeping it real for Lanvin’s fall advertising campaign. Rather than models of the moment, Elbaz went for...

Darlings, if you’re a fan of the show, season 3 of Downton Abbey feels like a distressingly long way away (some time early next year for U.S. kittens). But while we were scrolling through the list of topics for today (looking for something easy because those Project Runway posts really...

Darlings, let’s take a momentary break from the world of reality TV fashion and the sad frocks that come with it to look at some real Goddamned fashion and the lady who knows how to WERQ the shit out of it. Miss Bingbing? You have the floor.   Fan Bingbing attends the Louis Vuitton...

Before we dive headfirst into the screaming insanity of another season of Project Runway, let’s take a deep breath and center ourselves with a dash of fabulously chic B&W NYC glam in the old-school manner. With just a splash of cute sailors. What’s not to love? Light some...

Kyra Sedgwick lands on a NYC sidewalk like a bolt of lightning.   Kyra Sedgwick stops to pose for photographers as she makes her way into the ‘Late Show With David Letterman’ in New York City in a red dress paired with a Lorraine Schwartz snake ring and an OFIRA ring and...

After her rather silly-looking previous attempt on the RC, we found ourselves gay-gasping over this look. Marion Cotillard attends London premiere of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ at Odeon Leicester Square in a Christian Dior couture dress. Bag and shoes by Christian Dior. Jewelry by...

It’s time for us to be bluntly honest. Not that we’re suggesting that we haven’t spent the last 6 years being bluntly honest; heavens, no. What we mean is, it’s time for us to be bluntly honest today. You know how, some days, you just can’t get the engine...

Annie, we love ya, but you’ve got to stop it with this Michelle Williams thing you’re doing. A pixie cut does not necessarily a twee princess make, dear.   Anne Hathaway attends London premiere of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ at Odeon Leicester Square in a Gucci gown...

So there Tom was a few nights ago, in the throes of a bout of insomnia, lying in bed and watching Star Trek: The Next Generation episodes on his iPad at 3 am. By the way, Pro Tip: NEVER watch movies or TV shows on your iPad while lying on your stomach, because at some point the screen will go...