It’s a Double-WERQ day, darlings! But we could give her no less, because Miss Kelly is serving up HAIR.   Kelly Rowland at the David Jones Spring/Summer 2012 collection launch in Sydney in a Victoria Beckham dress paired with Christian Louboutin ‘Pigalle Spikes’ shoes....

We like this dress more in theory than in practice.   Jennifer Garner on her way into the ‘Late Show With David Letterman’ in New York City in an Yves Saint Laurent dress. Yves Saint Laurent Leather Panel Dress It’s got a bit of an edge to it, which we appreciate....

Sure, maybe putting Viola Davis in a white dress is a no-brainer…   Viola Davis attends CBS’ Teacher’s Rock Special Live Concert Press Room in Los Angeles ina white dress by Vivienne Westwood accessorized with coral drop earrings, a green cocktail ring, and gold...

The theme of this editorial appears to be, “I’m Michelle Rodriguez, and this is my slammin’ torso.”   Michelle Rodriguez covers the September 2012 issue of InStyle Russia photographed by David Mandelberg. Valentin Yudashkin Fall 2012 Collection Chagoury Couture...

If there’s one fashion maxim that probably gets quoted way too often, it’s Coco Chanel’s suggestion that you take one thing off before leaving the house. Personally, we’ve always been partial to her purported quote, “Elegance is refusal,” which amounts to...

Can we just say we are giddy with delight that we now live in a world where Doctor Who screenings are red carpet events? Oh, the hardcore nerds will wail and gnash their teeth over the normalization of nerd culture and how all the dirty girls are ruining their boys club, but to that we say,...

Darlings, it was a mistake to start off our day together with Kristen Bell and that “SyFy Original Movie” jumpsuit of hers. We don’t know WHAT we were thinking. Let’s look at Jordin and her very girly-girl dress, which is bright and floral-esque and exactly what we all...

Kittens, why do ladystars do this to us? We say – over and over again – that we fully support ladypants on the RC and love to see a lady make that choice. And then what do those ladystars do? They prove – over and over again – that with fame comes an accompanying total...

We’re cheeky little sunzabitches, which means that sometimes we like to slip in a “Pretty of the Day” that does not adhere to standard notions of pretty. But darlings, are we not here to expand your horizons as well as entertain you? We feel we are the inheritors of...

Hi, Sarah Gadon. Welcome to your first appearance on T Lo Celebrity Assessments. Don’t be shy, dear. Come on out here so we can all get a good look at you.   Sarah Gadon attends the “Cosmopolis” premiere at the Museum of Modern Art in New York City in a...

We’re not quite sure which of her alters Chloe chose for the night, but one thing’s for sure: Chloë Sevigny attends The Cinema Society & Manifesto Yves Saint Laurent screening of ‘Lawless’ in New York City in a Versace Jeans Couture dress. Versace Jeans Couture...

Robert Pattinson has stopped crying and cutting himself long enough to get dressed and shuffle his way back out into the spotlight. Let’s all take a moment and salute his bravery and fortitude. Okay, moment’s up.   Robert Pattinson attends the ‘Cosmopolis’...

Shelley got it right for TV.   First Lady Michelle Obama makes an appearance on ‘The Tonight Show with Jay Leno’ in a Bibhu Mohapatra dress from his resort collection. Bibhu Mohapatra Resort 2012 Collection What a great dress for her. What a perfect dress for a sit-down...

We did her boring-ass co-star so we guess it’s only fair to check in on boring-ass Jessica Biel.   Jessica Biel attends the premiere of ‘Total Recall’ in Berlin in an Elie Saab gown paired with a Fendi bag and Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Except she kinda knocked this one...

Darlings, here is our list of promises to you as we go forward with this Lea Michele post. We will not write “Of course.” We will attempt to ignore her annoying-as-fuck facial expression in every shot. There. It’s all official-like. Lea? Come on out here.   Lea Michele...

Time and time again, we find ourselves backed into a corner by a segment of our readers who wish that we would devote post space to explaining the mysteries of style to the average gal. “T Lo, what should I wear on my job interview?” “T Lo, what kinds of shoes go with this...

Darlings, we’ve tried to avoid her because she bores the shit out of us, but Kate’s been unveiling one dress after another in an attempt to get you to watch her movie and we’ve decided we can’t ignore the latest one. Kate Beckinsale attends the premiere of ‘Total...

Darlings, as the days start to get a little shorter, are you feeling all autumnal and shit? Or are you doing everything you can to pretend that summer will last forever and you will always be exactly as young as you are right now? There are two types of people: those who make simplistic...

Toothache, darlings! Diabetic shock! Brace yourselves!   Holland Roden attends The Songbirds’ ‘Miss Me’ Album Release Party hosted by ELLE Magazine in West Hollywood in a Nicola Finetti dress paired with a Rebecca Minkoff ‘Vincent’ bag and Rene Caovilla...

But he ain’t no DA MODEL, that’s for sure.   ‘Bones’ star David Boreanaz is featured in the latest issue of DA MAN magazine photographed by Mitchell Nguyen McCormack and styled by Jeff K. Kim.   What’s with the cheesy match.com profile pictures?...

All things considered (like: Christina Aguilera) this isn’t all that bad, except for one item. Can sharp-eyed kittens guess what it is?   Christina Aguilera attends the NBCUniversal’s ‘The Voice’ Press Junket and cocktail reception in Los Angeles in a Torn by...