Hi Joel. Welcome to our judgment. It only hurts the first time.   Joel Edgerton attends the world premiere of ‘The Great Gatsby’ in New York City in Ermenegildo Zegna. Okay, first: kudos on the grooming. That’s some nicely styled hair and a well-groomed beard. But...

We have to admit, we cringe every time we see her pushed-up boobs in the trailer for this movie. We realize this is going to be a wildly stylized interpretation of the book and the period, but anyone with bare-bones understanding of the beauty paradigm of the 1920s could tell you that big...

We have to say, it’s okay to dabble in now and then, but we’re not loving Carey’s latest “clean” look obsession. She looks like someone swapped the heads on two very different fashion dolls here:   Carey Mulligan attends the world premiere of ‘The...

Lots of black on the site today. What’s that all about? We’ll tell you something; when we look over the selections of red carpetry each morning, it’s been striking how much black we’re seeing at the height of spring. Silly stylists and their little trends.  ...

Darlings, is this kind of elegant? Marisa Tomei attends 2013 Creative Time Spring Gala in Brooklyn, New York City. Or is it just pure circus tent? We like the colors on her, and we might even get behind the shape, but the whole thing looks so badly stitched together. The very definition of a...

Sarah Jessica, we’re just gonna say it, because girl? You need to hear it. Sarah Jessica Parker attends the AOL 2013 Digital Content NewFront in New York City in a L’Agence cap sleeve shift dress accessorized with a bejeweled statement necklace and Manolo Blahnik pumps....

Love this. Florence Welch attends Catherine Martin And Miuccia Prada Gatsby Exhibition Opening Cocktail in New York City in Prada. Who cares if she looks like the third member of Milli Vanilli? This suits her to a T. The rings are probably a bit much, but she needed some rocker-chick edge and...

What an odd dress:   Katy Perry attends Catherine Martin And Miuccia Prada Gatsby Exhibition Opening Cocktail Party in New York City in Prada. Prada Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Ondria Hardin Prada Spring 2013 Clutch That’s the worst runway-to-real-world transition we’ve...

Darlings, another ladystar has heeded our constant and unrelenting bitching and complaining about her style and made the recommended changes. Our power increases by the hour. And make no mistake: this ain’t no “positive reinforcement for baby steps” WERQ. This is full-on...

So? Who’s excited for the return of Arrested Development?     Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi attend the premiere of Netflix’s ‘Arrested Development’ Season 4 in Hollywood, California. They’re so cute together. From the left: SHE: Really put the...

Would someone be a dear and go fetch Melissa McCarthy? She needs to see this.   Octavia Spencer (pictured with Tadashi Shoji) attends the Tadashi Shoji Beijing Store Grand Opening. Tadashi Shoji Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Yulia Serzhantova Not that we think Octavia and Melissa have all...

Who’s in the mood for some SHOES, kittens?   Yeah…. we don’t know. We’re not quite ready for a return of the Spice Girls look. Is anyone, really; when you get right down to it?   Miu Miu Fall 2013 Shoes: YEA or NAY?   There are a couple of cute ones...

This is one of those looks in which her lavender beehive actually works to her benefit. Lavender Beehive will be the name of the all-lesbian band we’re going to manage. Or the all-drag-queen one.   Kelly Osbourne attends the CLEO magazine relaunch party at The Star in Sydney,...

We don’t know, you guys. We can’t quite put our collective finger on why this styling isn’t appealing to us.   Miley Cyrus covers the June 2013 issue of ELLE UK magazine in a Lanvin jacket photographed by Jan Welters.   Lanvin Spring 2013 Collection Fausto Puglisi...

We have to give Chris credit. He’s been quietly putting the effort in on his poledancing looks for some time now, and he’s clearly cultivating a specific look for himself.   Chris Pine attends the premiere of ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ in Berlin in Ralph Lauren....

Well it’s different; we’ll give it that.   Zoe Saldana attends the premiere of ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ in Berlin in a Balmain top and skirt paired with Christian Louboutin pumps and EF Collection jewelry. Balmain Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Manon Leloup...

Here’s your Pretty of the Day, darlings: Harper’s Bazaar, doing right by Miss Carey:   Carey Mulligan covers the June 2013 issue of Harper’s Bazaar UK magazine in Prada photographed by Tom Allen and styled by Cathy Kasterine. What a beautiful cover.      ...

Bow down. Miss Lady is serving up … Lady.   Helen Mirren attends the 2013 Laurence Olivier Awards in a Lindka Cierach navy lace dress. Oh Queen Helen. You’re back. Let us never speak of those dreary Dolce & Gabbana days again, dear. We don’t even mind your...

We are convinced that Hakkasan nightclub went on the cheap and hired a J Lo impersonator for its grand opening.   Jennifer Lopez attends Hakkasan Las Vegas Grand Opening Celebration in a Saint Laurent one-shoulder dress accessorized with Brian Atwood pumps and a Tom Ford clutch. Because...

Darlings, here are some really attractive people from the future. Let’s judge them.   Zoe Saldana, Zachary Quinto, Simon Pegg, Alice Eve, Chris Pine attend the ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Photocall in Berlin, Germany.   Zoe Saldana in a Calvin Klein Top and Skirt and...

Okay, that last post was really mean to your eyes, which are probably still mad at us. In apology, we offer the following evidence that Julianne Moore has figured out that the best look for Julianne Moore is … Julianne Moore. Julianne attends the premiere of ‘The English...