So we hear there was some sort of thing over in London this weekend. Mrs. Cathy got all dolled up for the occasion.   Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge attends the Olympic Games 2012 Opening Ceremony in London, England in a Christopher Kane coat dress. And boy, does she look HOT. Except we...

All right girls; simmer down, simmer down. That’s our Mrs. Garrett impersonation. If we had to pick the holy female trinity who inspired T Lo the most, it might just be Mrs. Garrett, Joan Rivers, and Tanya, Marlene Dietrich’s bitchy Mexican fortune-teller (you read that right) in...

It’s the end of the work week, and like almost everyone reading this today, we’re struggling not to phone it in. So we have to ask: are we being cranky sticks-in-the-mud when we state … Jordana Brewster attends the Dannijo & Tucker Tea Party in Beverly Hills. Tucker...

The opposite of “Girl, That’s Not Your Dress,” is “Girl, That is Your Dress ONLY.” In other words, Gwen here is wearing – and pulling off – an outfit only Gwen Stefani can wear and pull off.   Gwen Stefani leaving her hotel in NYC in a Blumarine...

Gotta say, Miss Jessica has been killing it lately.   Jessica Alba attends the Narciso Rodriguez Exclusive Fall Shoe Collection Event at Barney’s in NYC in a Narciso Rodriguez dress. Narciso Rodriguez Resort 2013 Collection It’s all so very scaled-down chic in a...

One of T Lo’s favorite fierce red carpet goddesses get’s the cover treatment and we are more than a little confused.   Rosie Huntington-Whiteley covers the September 2012 issue of ELLE UK magazine photographed by David Vasiljevic. Is it us, or is that an amazingly...

Cathy and Bill are feeling sporty today. We’d like to be bitchy (we ALWAYS like to be bitchy), but the fact of the matter is, they look good. Damn them. Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge visit Bacon’s College in London, England. Catherine wore a...

Oh, CHRISTINA! We totally gay-gasped! Christina Hendricks goes shopping in Los Angeles. Did girlfriend get herself a stylist? Or did she finally turn to one of her sassy gay friends and say, “Okay, seriously. Tell me what I’m doing wrong?” Because this is the most flattering...

After unleashing her nipples on Paris, Sharon has opted for something a little more demure for meeting the Secretary of State. Well. Demure for Sharon Stone, that is.   Sharon Stone attends The Human Rights Campaign, The Global Equality Fund and The Elton John AIDS Foundation Honor...

Jessica is a very busy woman, running all over New York, and she doesn’t have time for your silly picture-taking. Let’s assess her.   Jessica Alba out and about in New York City in an Elle Lauri skirt paired with Ralph Lauren platform sandals. Elle Lauri ‘Carrie’...

So. Madge’s “Truth or Dare” shoe collection is out. She’s really going to drive that phrase into the ground. Come 2039, expect to see “Madonna’s ‘Truth or Dare’ adult diapers on your store shelves. We joke because we love. Actually, the...

Thanks to our Fairy Blogsisters, we absolutely can’t look at a picture of J Lo without hearing “Hola, Lovers.” Jennifer Lopez celebrates her birthday with her boyfriend in a Tom Ford dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes. Tom Ford Fall 2012 Collection Christian...

Ooooooh, we’ve never seen Cate’s nerdy-girl look before: Cate Blanchett out and about in New York City carrying a Tod’s D-Styling ‘Bauletto’ bag. Tod’s D-Styling ‘Bauletto’ bag A-FREAKING-DORABLE. Love your shoes, girl. And yes, we can see the bag....

Here is a picture of Jesse Spencer and Taylor Kinney. If you’re wondering, “T Lo, why are you showing me a picture of Jesse Spencer and Taylor Kinney?” then we’re afraid we’re going to have to ask if you’re blind or stupid, because:  Jesse Spencer and...

… and her “official” promotional picture is HILARIOUS:   “These are my breasts, which have served me well in my career, and this is my waist, which doesn’t look like this in non-official pictures of myself.” Never change, Mimi. But why are your lips,...

Oh, dear, Miss Morena. Oh, DEAR. Morena Baccarin attends the 2nd Annual GenR Summer Soiree in New York City in a Helmut Lang silk dress. Helmut Lang Tetra Silk Printed Draped Dress It’s a rare occurrence when we look at someone on the red carpet and blurt out “EVERYTHING YOU ARE...

Kittens, you all look a little pallid and wan. Perhaps you’re not getting enough fierce in your life. We recommend staring at the following until the urge to get up and do a runway walk wearing a tiny little fedora becomes overwhelming. Donna Karan Fall Winter 2012 featuring model...

We don’t have a “Guy at the Polo Club” feature here, but maybe we should. Because any setting that can take King Hipster Dork  (said with love) Matt Smith and turn him into this: ‘Dr. Who’ star Matt Smith at the Audi International Polo held at Guards Polo Club in...

Oh, Annie. Don’t be mad at us. You know what we said was right. Just look at what you’re wearing. You just don’t want to admit it. Anne Hathaway seen at BBC Radio One in London in a Dolce&Gabbana crop tweed jacket paired with Stella McCartney shoes. Dolce&Gabbana...

Hannah Simone, please step into the judging circle. We have determined that your outfit is worthy of discussion. Attagirl.   Hannah Simone attends the Fox Summer All Star Party in a Bibhu Mohapatra dress. Bibhu Mohapatra Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Quirine Engel Let’s face it: if...

Here is a picture of Ewan MacGregor, doing his best to serve up Serious Scottish Brow instead of looking adorable, like he normally does.    Ewan McGregor featured in the Belstaff’s first ad campaign shot by Craig McDean. But let’s face it: he’s still adorable....