We don’t care if you have a killer smile and a predilection for going commando, Jon Hamm.   Jon Hamm attends “The Campaign” New York Premiere in New York City. This is NOT acceptable. Oh, you silly ladies and queens are all going to defend him now, aren’t you?...

Now, Rashida, remember:   Rashida Jones makes an appearance on ‘Good Morning America’ wearing a Boy. by Band of Outsiders top. Boy. by Band of Outsiders Raglan silk dog-print dress It’s just a job interview. Don’t be nervous. You’ll do great. Just remember...

Oh, Kylie. Sweetie.   Kylie Minogue arrives at her management company in London in a Dolce&Gabbana jacket. Dolce&Gabbana Embellished Jacket Listen, time is a cruel mistress; we get it. But there’s no need to rush headlong into “Judy Garland at Carnegie Hall”...

Aww. You just wanna spoon feed him honey and rub his belly, don’t you?  Zach Galifianakis attends the “The Campaign” Los Angeles Premiere. Nicely done, sir. We salute the effort. The jacket’s a bit too small on him, but everything else works fine. No, we wouldn’t...

Vicki Posh got up this morning, saw that we were lavishing attention on the wrong Beckham, and said, “Oh, no. This won’t do AT ALL.” So, by order of Beckham International’s legal team*, we hereby present Miss Vicki herself, sticking things in her mouth for Glamour mag....

We’re VERY ANGRY at you right now, Jaime King.   Jaime King attends the Lexus ‘Laws of Attraction’ at Metreon in San Francisco in a Giambattista Valli dress and shoes.  Giambattista Valli Pre-Fall 2012 Collection Giambattista Valli Velvet Embossed Metallic Wedge Sandal...

Aisha is shutting it the hell DOWN.   Aisha Tyler attends the premiere of “Total Recall” in Hollywood, California in a Pamella Roland dress. Pamella Roland Fall 2012 Collection We think she over-accessorized with the jewelry (one of those pieces should go; we vote for the...

We haven’t been digging Anne’s red carpet appearances lately; partially because we think she was defaulting to a Michelle Williams look that didn’t really suit her, even if she does have the same haircut. But here? Here she looks just about perfect to our eyes. Anne Hathaway...

Like a Grinch’s heart when he hears Whos singing, Katy Perry’s eyes grew ten sizes larger on the cover of Elle.   Katy Perry covers the September 2012 issue of ELLE magazine photographed by Carter Smith and styled by Joe Zee. Hair by Renato Campora. Makeup by Jake Bailey....

Rashida, bless her heart, never really figured out how to dress for public appearances. We don’t claim to know Thing One about her true personality, but judging by her many appearances over the years, we think it’s safe to say she’s not particularly comfortable getting all...

Like her co-star, Jessica did much better in picking out her premiere outfit than she did in picking out her photocall outfit. Jessica Biel attends the premiere of “Total Recall” in Hollywood, California in a Christian Dior couture dress paired with Louis Vuitton shoes. Clutch by...

Ooooh, girl. We just don’t know about this one.   Holland Roden attends the NYLON Magazine August Issue Launch Party in Hollywood in a top by PinkYotto and skirt by Alice + Olivia paired with Alexandre Birman shoes and a Dannijo necklace. Alice + Olivia Spring 2012 Collection...

Alright then, Kate! Now THAT’s what we’re talking about!   Kate Beckinsale attends the premiere of “Total Recall” in Hollywood, California in an Armani Privé dress paired with Brian Atwood shoes, Lorraine Schwartz jewelry, and a Kotur clutch. Armani Privé Spring...

Darlings, we went out for a very delicious, but fairly heavy meal last night. We’re telling you this because very delicious, very heavy meals like that tend to leave us both with food hangovers and we’re finding ourselves incredibly sluggish and slightly cranky this morning....

Darlings, Rachel Zoe has launched her jewelry line at Neiman Marcus and it’s all so very Zoe. Chunky, declarative, and hard to ignore, it’s just like the jewelry she favors for herself. Big, bold and glam, these pieces show design elements from the ’20s through to the...

Morena, we’re begging you: stop wearing your hair like this. “Homeland” star Morena Baccarin attends 2012 TCA Summer Tour – CBS, Showtime and The CW Party in a Maria Lucia Hohan dress. Maria Lucia Hohan ‘Lexy’ Mini Dress We realize her character on Homeland...

Hey, Mandy Moore! Really cute dress! Really cute shoes!   Mandy Moore attends Dannijo and Tucker Tea Party in Beverly Hills, California in a Tucker dress paired with Pierre Hardy wedges and a Dannijo necklace. Pierre Hardy Ankle Strap Wedge Dannijo ‘Tyson’ Necklace Really bad...

Miss Kelly! We love your Donna Summer hair, girl! Dim all the lights, sweet darling!   Kelly Rowland attends TW Steel & Jordy Cobelens unveiling of the new TW Steel Kelly Rowland ‘Special Edition’ watches in New York City in an Alexander McQueen dress. Alexander McQueen...

We think this look is kind of adorable, but we go back and forth on whether it comes off a bit fussy and retro (in a bad way).   Yvonne Strahovski attends 2012 TCA Summer Tour – CBS, Showtime and The CW Party. She must have been lowered in by helicopter because that satin-y skirt...

Selena is serving up late-’60s Ronstadt realness; a reference bound to go over the heads of any Teen Vogue readers.   Selena wears an American Eagle Outfitters shirt, $40. Jill Stuart bralet, $248. Gucci necklace. Pandora gold rings. Selena’s own silver ring. Giles &...

Someone better call the police!   Kat Dennings attend the 2012 TCA Summer Tour – CBS, Showtime and The CW Party in a Vivienne Westwood dress. Because she is squeezing those baby heads way too hard.   [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR...