Y’know, we should, by all rights, think this is tacky:   Carrie Underwood performed at NBC Studios in New York City for the ‘Today Show’ in a top by Alice + Olivia and shorts by 7 For All Mankind paired with B Brian Atwood booties. Alice + Olivia Elenora Sequined Long...

So…we guess animal print’s gonna be her thing now. Heidi Klum unveils her Truly Scrumptious collection at Babies “R” Us in NYC in a MICHAEL Michael Kors caramel leopard print peasant dress paired with a Michael Kors belt and Alaïa sandals. Of course, it’s not...

Hi, Kelly! Let’s play a game. It’s called “One Dubious Compliment and One Bitchy Criticism.” Doesn’t that sound like fun? We’ll go first.   Kelly Osbourne attends Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 Launch Event at Jazz at Lincoln Center in New York City in a top...

Well, darlings, the press ramp-up to what is sure to become a media juggernaut has begun. Season three of Downton Abbey (now with added Shirley MacLaine flavor crystals) is heading the world’s way and all the prettier cast members are going to get lots and lots of pictures taken and...

Y’know, we were really disappointed with the way the whole Cruise/Holmes divorce drama resolved itself and fizzled out so quickly.   Robert Pattinson makes his way out of his New York hotel to meet Cosmopolis director David Cronenberg for lunch. We thought we had a whole summer of...

Somebody tried to do some clever pairing here, but we question whether it works. Miranda Cosgrove attends CBS’ Teacher’s Rock Special Live Concert Press Room in Los Angeles, California in Juicy Couture plaid sleeveless top with a black leather circle skirt by Carven. Shoes by...

Tika Sumpter, welcome to your first appearance here at T Lo Nasty Bitches, LLC! We’ll keep our critiques brief and simple. You didn’t think there wouldn’t be any, did you? Oh, HONEY. Come now. Don’t be scared! You know how, at the doctor’s office, just before a...

Diva goddess extraordinaire Linda Evangelista puts the “super” back in “supermodel,” as she parades a string of cracktastic fetish outfits, alien invader uniforms, and superhero getups in front of the cameras of W magazine. This may not be your pretty of the day but it...

It’s a Double-WERQ day, darlings! But we could give her no less, because Miss Kelly is serving up HAIR.   Kelly Rowland at the David Jones Spring/Summer 2012 collection launch in Sydney in a Victoria Beckham dress paired with Christian Louboutin ‘Pigalle Spikes’ shoes....

We like this dress more in theory than in practice.   Jennifer Garner on her way into the ‘Late Show With David Letterman’ in New York City in an Yves Saint Laurent dress. Yves Saint Laurent Leather Panel Dress It’s got a bit of an edge to it, which we appreciate....

Sure, maybe putting Viola Davis in a white dress is a no-brainer…   Viola Davis attends CBS’ Teacher’s Rock Special Live Concert Press Room in Los Angeles ina white dress by Vivienne Westwood accessorized with coral drop earrings, a green cocktail ring, and gold...

The theme of this editorial appears to be, “I’m Michelle Rodriguez, and this is my slammin’ torso.”   Michelle Rodriguez covers the September 2012 issue of InStyle Russia photographed by David Mandelberg. Valentin Yudashkin Fall 2012 Collection Chagoury Couture...

If there’s one fashion maxim that probably gets quoted way too often, it’s Coco Chanel’s suggestion that you take one thing off before leaving the house. Personally, we’ve always been partial to her purported quote, “Elegance is refusal,” which amounts to...

Can we just say we are giddy with delight that we now live in a world where Doctor Who screenings are red carpet events? Oh, the hardcore nerds will wail and gnash their teeth over the normalization of nerd culture and how all the dirty girls are ruining their boys club, but to that we say,...

Darlings, it was a mistake to start off our day together with Kristen Bell and that “SyFy Original Movie” jumpsuit of hers. We don’t know WHAT we were thinking. Let’s look at Jordin and her very girly-girl dress, which is bright and floral-esque and exactly what we all...

Kittens, why do ladystars do this to us? We say – over and over again – that we fully support ladypants on the RC and love to see a lady make that choice. And then what do those ladystars do? They prove – over and over again – that with fame comes an accompanying total...

We’re cheeky little sunzabitches, which means that sometimes we like to slip in a “Pretty of the Day” that does not adhere to standard notions of pretty. But darlings, are we not here to expand your horizons as well as entertain you? We feel we are the inheritors of...

Hi, Sarah Gadon. Welcome to your first appearance on T Lo Celebrity Assessments. Don’t be shy, dear. Come on out here so we can all get a good look at you.   Sarah Gadon attends the “Cosmopolis” premiere at the Museum of Modern Art in New York City in a...

We’re not quite sure which of her alters Chloe chose for the night, but one thing’s for sure: Chloë Sevigny attends The Cinema Society & Manifesto Yves Saint Laurent screening of ‘Lawless’ in New York City in a Versace Jeans Couture dress. Versace Jeans Couture...

Robert Pattinson has stopped crying and cutting himself long enough to get dressed and shuffle his way back out into the spotlight. Let’s all take a moment and salute his bravery and fortitude. Okay, moment’s up.   Robert Pattinson attends the ‘Cosmopolis’...

Shelley got it right for TV.   First Lady Michelle Obama makes an appearance on ‘The Tonight Show with Jay Leno’ in a Bibhu Mohapatra dress from his resort collection. Bibhu Mohapatra Resort 2012 Collection What a great dress for her. What a perfect dress for a sit-down...