Of course, while we’re at Fashion Week and running around like chickens with their heads cut off (FABULOUS chickens, though), that would be the week that all the ladystars wear not one, but two discussable outfits. Miss Kiki, you caused us extra work, but we can’t stay mad at you....

Should we just hand out WERQs today like Halloween candy? Because maybe it’s the lack of sleep or the three cups of coffee ingested in 20 minutes, but this is the 4th outfit today that makes our jaws drop. Brace yourselves. You’re about to be slapped with FIERCE:   Freida...

A very smooth and slightly Uncanny Valley version of Brit lands on the cover of ELLE:   Britney Spears covers the October 2012 issue of ELLE magazine photographed by Alexi Lubomirski and styled by Joe Zee.  And while the face looks iffy (from a realism perspective), we’ve gotta...

Oh, Miss Amy. We’d give you a sympathetic hug, but you look so brittle and sharp here, we fear we might tear a hole in our clothing or something.   Amy Adams attends the 2012 Annual Style Awards during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at Lincoln Center in a Giambattista Valli sequin...

That we are giving Selena Gomez a WERQ is notable enough, because sweet as she is, we’d never peg her for the “When this stiletto hits the carpet, get the fuck out of my way” type. That we are giving her TWO WERQs has us a little concerned about the apocalypse. But we can...

The New York Freaking Times is in the house. OUR house. “Early fans included Nina Garcia, one of the show’s judges and now a frequent retweeter of the Tom and Lorenzo posts. “They can sometimes be a little biting, but it’s all done in good fun,” said Ms. Garcia, the fashion director at...

Darlings, very good-looking people in very expensive clothes are waiting with bated breath to hear what you all have to say about them. Let’s not disappoint.   Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana attend the premiere of ‘The Words’ in Los Angeles. Zoe Saldana in an Elie Saab...

Oh, Ygritte/Gwen (who just wants to be a “secretereh”), we love your work. Such a pretty dress. Such a shayna punim. ‘Downton Abbey’ and ‘Game of Thrones’ star Rose Leslie attends the premiere of ‘Anna Karenina’ in London in an Erdem dress....

Jude looks utterly British and utterly amazing here. Jude Law attends the premiere of ‘Anna Karenina’ in London. Until you get to his pants hem. REALLY, Jude? All that work to look sharp as shit, and you couldn’t get someone to run out for some hemming tape? How...

Darlings, we can’t believe it’s time once again to jet off to the land of cramped spaces, tiny chairs placed too close together, long waits, shoving crowds, almost entirely foodless days and … oh yes, the most exciting place in the world for 8 straight days. Happy Fashion...

Audrey Hepburn is so pissed she’s dead and can’t wear this dress.   Keira Knightley attends the premiere of ‘Anna Karenina’ in London in a Chanel couture gown and jewelry. Chanel Fall 2012 Couture Collection/Model: Saskia de Brauw (VIVA) It gets just a little...

Okay, okay! We heard you, twitter-peeps! So many of you came flying at us at once with your twitter-twats demanding to know everything there is to know about everything appearing on FLO’s body (right down to requests to identify her nail polish, to which we have to respond...

Say what you will about the girl, when Miss Rosie needs to, she shows up and hits her mark looking FABULOUS. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley launches her lingerie collection for Marks & Spencer ‘Rosie for Autograph’  in London in an Autograph dress and belt for Marks & Spencer...

Blake looks okay here. Not incredible, not WERQ-worthy, and probably not even worth asking if she’s IN or OUT. She just looks … okay.   Blake Lively attends the Gucci Première Fragrance Launch in Venice, Italy in head-to-toe Gucci. Gucci ‘Kinga Spike’ Strappy...

Miss Emma must turn to drink every time she reads a headline about her with the words “Grows up” and “Hogwarts” in it.   Emma Watson covers the October 2012 issue of Glamour magazine photographed by Alexei Hay and styled by Anne Christensen. Especially when...

We find ourselves underwhelmed.   Rachel Weisz attends the premiere of ‘The Bourne Legacy’ during the 38th Deauville American Film Festival in France. Rachel wore a Nina Ricci dress paired with Bulgari jewelry and Guiseppe Zanotti shoes. And we’re not sure why. Is it...

We dig the hell out of this:   Kristin Scott Thomas attends the premiere of ‘Cherchez Hortense’ Premiere during The 69th Venice Film Festival in a Giambattista Valli dress paired with a Christian Louboutin clutch. Giambattista Valli Resort 2013 Collection But alas, we fear...

Kristen Stewart, having dared to do something not approved of by millions of people who don’t know her, and having acted in the less-than-entirely-responsible manner that all 22-year-olds in history have avoided up until now, has decided to show her strumpet face on the cover of Vogue...

Having gotten the morning announcements out of the way, let us start the day off with worship. Let us pray.   Salma Hayek attends the Gucci Award for Women in Cinema during the 69th Venice International Film Festival in a Gucci gown. Damn. That’s a star, darlings. If your hair or...

You heard us. Book.   We’re trying to act all cool and shit but ohmigod, you guys, there’s going to be a T Lo BOOK! Granted, we’ve been teasing you with the news for about a year now, but we got the go-ahead from on high and now we can finally pass all the news off to...

Lucy shoots for some bold pairing, but we think she may have missed the mark. Lucy Hale attends the opening of New York retailer Henri Bendel at the Fashion Show Mall in Las Vegas. Topshop Paisley Lace Insert Peplum Top Free People Vegan Leather Circle Skirt Ohhhhhhhh HONEY. Find a classier...