Allison, we’re going to do this as gently as possible. We even warmed up our equipment beforehand. First: Kudos to you, darling, for breaking out of your Charlotte York-esque NYC Princess mode, which was pretty, but kind of expected and boring after awhile. No really, darling. We love...

We kinda like this.   Gwyneth Paltrow attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a Valentino couture gown accessorized with Wilfredo Rosado jewelry. Gwynnie’s very good at events like these, where everyone is bringing their fashion A game and...

Once again, Katy Perry teaches us an important life lesson. Namely, this: When you know you’re walking into a room stuffed wall-to-wall with drama queens and attention whores, you don’t fret over how to compete, darlings.   Katy Perry attends the 2013 Met Gala at the...

Here’s a question to ask yourself as you scroll down. Exactly how did Sarah Jessica Parker travel to the Met Gala?   Sarah Jessica Parker attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a Giles Deacon gown accessorized with a Philip Treacy hat and...

We have to give Annie some credit. For a major female star at the top of her game, she’s surprisingly willing to fuck with her hair.   Anne Hathaway attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a vintage Valentino couture gown. We suppose the...

Darlings, it was the Met Gala last night! Fashion’s Prom Night! And the prom committee president (i.e., Anna Wintour) decided that the theme was “Punk,” which disappoints us, because we were kind of hoping for “Enchantment Under the Sea.” At any rate, you are all...

And finally, for your Pretty of the Day, Miss Winona, serving up some grownup, sexy-time Lydia Deetz realness for Interview mag. Perhaps not the most fascinating of editorials, but it’s nice to see the gal can still work a lens like a pro. We’d love to see her really spread her...

We’re still not in love with the way she’s been getting her hair and makeup done lately …     Carey Mulligan attends the pre-Met Ball special screening of ‘The Great Gatsby’ at MOMA in New York City in a Lanvin black cropped jacket and pants paired with...

We probably shouldn’t have told you who was in the picture and asked you to guess, because Miss Amanda doesn’t quite look herself here:   Amanda Seyfried named new face of Givenchy appears in her first  ’Very Irresistible’ fragrance ad campaign photographed by...

We don’t know, you guys. We love ourselves some Miss Solange, but, well… see for yourself:   Solange Knowles attends Pre-Met Gala Special Screening Of ‘The Great Gatsby’ in New York City in a striped peplum dress paired with Burberry Prorsum wedges. Burberry...

This is why we could never be actors. If we were in his position, we’d only go out in public wearing a t-shirt that read “IT’S FOR A ROLE” with an arrow pointing up.   Dan Stevens attends the pre-Met Ball special screening of ‘The Great Gatsby’ in New...

We were mostly underwhelmed by the Derby Day fashions, but this really caught our eye:   Krysten Ritter attends the 2013 Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs in Louisville, Kentucky in a Dolce&Gabbana dress paired with Bionda Castana sandals. Bionda Castana Christa Woven Peep-Toe Sandal...

Because every gal deserves an “Attagirl” when she – finally, and against all odds – gets it (mostly) right.   Julianne Hough attends EIF Women’s Cancer Research Fund’s 16th Annual ‘An Unforgettable Evening’ presented by Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly...

We’re probably just responding to the fact that it does amazing things for her already-amazing eyes, but we like this dress for her.   Olivia Wilde attends the Whitney Museum Annual Art Party in New York City in a Max Mara Green Print Silk Chiffon Long-Sleeved Dress paired with...

We really liked this look at first glance, but now we’re not so sure.   Rita Ora launches British Designers’ Collective at Bicester Village in London in a Roksanda Ilincic dress paired with Nicholas Kirkwood sandals. Roksanda Ilincic Pre-Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Tali...

The Number 1 reason we declared today XY Friday on the site… Jay-Z attends the world premiere of ‘The Great Gatsby’ in New York City in Tom Ford. … the men have been KILLING it lately. He’s a little wrinkled and we sure as hell wish he’d get his hands out...

Bless you, Katy. We knew you wouldn’t succumb to the “Spring means TOTAL LACK OF COLOR!!!!” trend going on with our ladycelebs lately. And bless you for turning the tired old fragrance launch event into something that looks like a coronation in Wonderland. Katy Perry unveils...

Here you go, Cumberbitches:   Benedict Cumberbatch attends the UK premiere of ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ in London. We sincerely hope that horrible hair is for a role of some sort. Otherwise, he looks fantastic. Everything’s a little askew and that’s setting off...

Part of the reason we have declared today Sausage Friday is because frankly, we can’t bear to look at one more starlet in a black dress, a white dress, or a black and white dress. We are so very over this stylist-driven micro-trend, darlings. With one exception: Zoe Saldana attends the...

It has shaken out, after our mumbling, heavy-lidded, cat-infested 7 am editorial meeting, that the topics du jour Chez T Lo will be quite sausage-heavy today. Lots of boys on the roster. It’s XY Friday, darlings. Hit it, Chris:   Chris Pine attends the UK premiere of ‘Star...

Check out Miss Flo getting sexy on the red carpet!   Florence Welch attends the world premiere of ‘The Great Gatsby’ in New York City in Miu Miu dress accessorized with a Miu Miu bag and shoes and Sorellina jewelry. Although we have to laugh, because Flo’s version of...