Oh, sweetie! Your pretend gay uncles are so proud of you today! Your last couple attempts at public appearances had us quite concerned with your taste levels.   Christa Allen attends the celebration of Target’s 50th Anniversary in New York City in a Donna Karan dress paired with a...

  Matthew Fox, Tyler Perry, and Edward Burns attend the premiere of “Alex Cross” at the ArcLight Cinemas Cinerama Dome in Hollywood. To hell with the ladies in attendance; let’s skip them for once, and just look at the men, especially since all three of them look great....

As a public service announcement, and to give you all something to throw darts at today, we would like to remind the world that Halle Berry is a mere 4 years away from her 50th birthday.   Halle Berry covers the November 2012 issue of InStyle magazine photographed by Giampaolo Sgura in a...

At first glance, we rated this look as being a bit too precious for our tastes. But this is why you shouldn’t always rely on your first glance. Because really, the outfit’s fairly standard…   Sarah Hyland attends the Nylon October IT issue celebration in West Hollywood,...

One more time, ladies!   Anna Kendrick in Badgley Mischka Enh. It’s okay. We’d like it more without the sheer panel and the Minnie Mouse shoes.   Busy Philipps in Dolce&Gabbana There’s some sort of “busy” joke just waiting to be made, but...

Chloe Moretz hangs on to our every word. It’s true.   Chloë Moretz attends the 2012 New York Comic Con in Antonio Berardi. Sandals by Sophia Webster. Antonio Berardi Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Pauline van der Cruysse Sophia Webster Sandal We said the other day that the outfit...

We think Miley should get her own sitcom, about a former tween star who makes highly questionable fashion choices that make her next door neighbors, a fabulous pair of gay bloggers, roll their eyes and say “Oh, Miley!” and then she learns a Very Important Lesson. We’ll call...

Hit it, hookers!   Allison Janney in Calvin Klein Elegant. And her hair looks great.   Ellie Kemper in Moschino We’d like it a lot better without the neck ruffle, which takes a pretty decent dress (although a little plain) into twee territory.     Jayma Mays in...

We’re stamping our little feet in anger, Robert Pattinson. It’s bad enough you’re making a very nice suit look like shit…   Robert Pattinson attends the ELLE’s 19th Annual Women In Hollywood Celebration in Kenzo. … BUT YOU’RE PLAYING POCKET POOL...

Darlings, it was yet another Women in Hollywood event! There’s one like every ten minutes! It’s an endless series of consolation prizes for not having as much power as men in Hollywood! Oh, well. At least this one was chock full of A-listers. Let’s judge them at a glance....

Miss Emma is betting her bottom dollar that tomorrow, there’ll be sun, but we’re not sure we’re sold on this look:   Emma Stone attends ELLE’s 19th Annual Women In Hollywood Celebration in Beverly Hills, California in a Valentino dress accessorized with a...

Rihanna gets another well-deserved cover and editorial in Vogue: Rihanna covers the November 2012 issue of Vogue magazine photographed by Annie Leibovitz. Inside, she says things that are bound to get people talking: On her relationship with Chris Brown: “The world hasn’t let go. They...

Y’know, we have to give Gwynnie – and Michael Kors – credit, because every cell in our bodies (note: exaggeration for dramatic license) is screaming at us that this dress should not work, and yet … Gwyneth Paltrow attends the Michael Kors-Golden Heart Gala in New York...

Ugh. You know how you wake up late and you realize you don’t have any material put together for the site you publish with your significant other, and then the two of you run around mainlining Starbucks and shrieking at each other that you have to GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER because you also...

Darlings, here’s your pretty of the day; the Marchesa Fall 2013 Bridal Collection. We tend to stay out of the bridal discussions and turn them over to our readers because it’s not really our thing or our world. Have at them, ladies. But before you do, we’ll let Marchesa have...

We don’t know how we’re going to fit it into our already heavy TV-viewing schedule, but we are SO PUMPED for the premiere of American Horror Story this week. Hit it, bitches!   Andrew Rannells  Kudos to him for putting in the effort, but we’re thinking this is not the...

Kristin, we love you, but once again we are forced to remind you… Kristin Davis attends the amfAR’s Inspiration Gala in Hollywood, California in a Lanvin dress paired with Christian Louboutin sandals. Christian Louboutin ‘Disconoeud Sandal YOU ARE NOT CHARLOTTE...

This feels like the culmination of Elle’s personal style evolution. It’s the perfect balance between the granny styles she tends to favor and the princess styles she should be wearing more of. Elle Fanning attends the premiere of ‘Ginger And Rosa’ during the 56th BFI...

We would have thought that any lady shaped like Otavia should steer clear away from any dress with a peplum, but trust Tadashi Shoji to get it right. Octavia Spencer attends the amfAR’s Inspiration Gala in Los Angeles, California in a Tadashi Shoji dress. Tadashi Shoji Lace Peplum Dress...

After last week’s examination of the ladypants trend on the red carpet, which gave the distinct impression that ladystars and their stylists haven’t quite figured out how to wear this newfangled contraption, we’re kind of grateful to Sarah Jessica for stepping out in front...

This dress is so ridiculous that we almost feel a Chloe’s Alters post is beside the point. But you know us; we’ll never miss an opportunity to meet another of Chloe’s alters. This one’s relatively straightforward.   Chloe Sevigny attends the premiere of...